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PostSubject: Re: Let's Romanticize this Psychological Horror aka Pyramid Head   Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:31 am

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NIHILIST!

Have you finished the editing for the dramatic readings of this yet? I wants to hear it.
I almost forgot about those. Those were fun to read.
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PostSubject: Re: Let's Romanticize this Psychological Horror aka Pyramid Head   Sat Apr 24, 2010 3:03 pm

Dramatic readings? Share, please!
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PostSubject: Re: Let's Romanticize this Psychological Horror aka Pyramid Head   Sat Apr 24, 2010 4:04 pm

HAI GUYZ LET'S ENJOY SUM NECROPHILIA
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PostSubject: Re: Let's Romanticize this Psychological Horror aka Pyramid Head   Sat Apr 24, 2010 6:06 pm

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HAI GUYZ LET'S ENJOY SUM NECROPHILIA
Concerning the actual nature of PH and Silent Hill, I believe it's more a form of masturbation.
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PostSubject: Re: Let's Romanticize this Psychological Horror aka Pyramid Head   Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:28 pm

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In my humble opinion someone kindly needs to put this author out of her misery. *que raging boner music as homer throws the can* That is all.
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PostSubject: Re: Let's Romanticize this Psychological Horror aka Pyramid Head   Sun Apr 25, 2010 3:11 am

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Sarin wrote:
HAI GUYZ LET'S ENJOY SUM NECROPHILIA
Concerning the actual nature of PH and Silent Hill, I believe it's more a form of masturbation.
I meant the thread. Or is that just your way of saying you fapped?
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PostSubject: Re: Let's Romanticize this Psychological Horror aka Pyramid Head   Sun Apr 25, 2010 5:25 am

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HAI GUYZ LET'S ENJOY SUM NECROPHILIA

ONOEZ! A thread was bumped to remind someone to post something relevant long overdue to the thread! WHATEVER SHALL WE DO?
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PostSubject: Re: Let's Romanticize this Psychological Horror aka Pyramid Head   Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:46 am

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He nearly had his prey. A tender, juicy human with sweet meat and plenty of blood to quench his thirst. The human he had been waiting so long to rape and tear apart, to drain her blood into his mouth and savor the taste. He had her cornered. In reach. There was no way in Hell she could escape. It was perfect. Everything was perfect.

Nihilist: YOU CANT CATCH ME I AM THE GINGERBREAD MAN
Weird: I thought he wanted her to consent. scratch
Maximilia: *checks the fic* 27 chapters. Hm. I think she escapes.
Weird: Either that, or he finds infinite Sues in this fic.
Maximilia: Now... that's just too horrible to contemplate.


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He associated feelings with the voice; hunger, sexual desire, interest, irritation, and something else...something he didn't recognize.
Weird: I never knew the manifestation of rape had feelings. News?
Maximilia: Disgust? Puking hatred?
Nihilist: He must have farted.
Maximilia: Revulsion? What? WHAT EMOTION?
Weird: I DON'T KNOW
NihilistMAYBE HIS HELMET IS ON TOO TIGHT

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A name was dancing around the voice, slowly becoming clearer. Ma...May..Mayra...Mayra!
Maximilia: What, are his thoughts out of breath or something?
Weird: Yes, let's say this sloooowly now. Mayra. Very good.
Maximilia: It's such a difficult name to master.

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She could be raped, killed, and eaten, but that wasn't exactly his intentions with her. He was keeping her around so he could...
Weird: TAKE OVER SILENT HILL.
Maximilia: *gasp!*
Weird: Get into the church without harm?
Become this evil master-mind?
Maximilia: "Cuz we're gooooooing to the chapel and we're gooooonnna get maaaAAAaarried!"
...sorry, only thing that came to mind.

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'What the Hell happened? What did I do?' He wondered.

'You nearly killed her, that's what you did. You chased her and cornered her, and were just seconds away from splitting her in two.' Instinct summarized.

'You...YOU BASTARD!!! You made me do this!!!' Xervexagon screamed in his mind.
Maximilia: Go Instinct!
Weird: Yes, I always knew he was the better half.
Maximilia: Totally. It's like... the real Pyramid Head trying to get free.

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'I SAID SHUT UP!!!' Xervexagon swung his blade in a half circle, slicing off the tops of surrounding dry-wall mounds.
Maximilia: OH SO INTIMIDATING!
Oh look! I can beat up drywall!
I'm FEROCIOUS!
Weird: LET'S EMPHASIZE THE RAEG WITH BOLD AND UNDERLINE AND CAPS LOCK
Triple exclamation point!
Maximilia: And I don't know man. I don't wanna mess with anyone who can crumple dry wall.
Weird: The poor dry wall.
Maximilia: You know, like any third grader can.
Nihilist: on accident.
Weird: IT HAS FEELINGS, YOU KNOW

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What was wrong with him?! One minute he's actually trying to take care of her, and the next he's trying to hack her to pieces! What made him change his disposition so quickly? She didn't understand...
Weird:This girl fails at all comprehension.
F- >:[
Nihilist: BECAUSE TWU WUB CURES ALL
Maximilia: Well, serial killers are crazy like that.
Nihilist: What's next, rambling about the wonders of cheese?
Weird: Hey hey hey hey
Cheese is awesome
Nihilist: Hey, I like cheese too!
Maximilia: "She didn't understand how the Swiss could get so many holes in their cheese... so perfectly formed, and yet, in a substance that had the pliability of wet cardboard."
Nihilist: Just, have you ever read those random!!1! fics
Weird: At least there would be something interesting about this story with the introduction of cheese
Nihilist: That sentence turned me on
moist holes Razz
Maximilia: XD

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Xervexagon now stood panting, chest heaving and his blade on the ground.
Weird: I think the moist holes turned him on, too.
Maximilia: I was about to say...
Nihilist: even though I wouldn't do that to my cheese, then eat it.

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"Mayra...I can't control myself. ..." He warned her.
Maximilia: Hide the cheese!
Weird: The cheese is making him go mad!
Maximilia: Man, it's been too long. I forgot how bad this fic was.

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After gathering her wits, she took his offer into consideration.
Maximilia: What offer?
Weird: She better hurry, because this is a one-time offer.
Of cheese, of course.
Nihilist: She'd better bring her coupon
Maximilia: Limited supplies are available. And if she orders now, she'll get a set of ginsu knives for free!
Nihilist: Limit 3

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"Holy shit, peaches!!!'' She shrilled in delight. She tore of the lid and shoved her hand into the jar, pulling out wet slices and greedily shoveling them into her mouth.
Weird: Fine, don't take the cheese. Colbert
Nihilist: wet slices?
Maximilia: We go from moist holes to wet slices.
Nihilist: Freud would be having a blast here.
Weird: I guess like canned peaches, except they're jarred.
Nihilist: Like his head?
Maximilia: ...put that way, that's sort of disturbing.

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Xervexagon turned around to see what she was shrieking about. Mayra was tearing some vile-looking yellow mess out of a jar and shoving it into her mouth.
Nihilist: dick cheese.
Maximilia: Don't eat the yellow snow!
Nihilist: D:
Weird: Upset

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She crammed food between her jaws, apparently swallowing it whole, and then flicked her tongue out to gather remnants that remained on her hand or lips. For some reason, he enjoyed watching her eat.
Maximilia: "Flicked" her tongue out?
Like a snake!
Nihilist: hisssssssth
Maximilia: OM NOM NOM NOM. *flick*
Xersexagon: *adjusts robes* Never mind me here, just keep on doin' what yer doin'.
Weird: Never knew eating could be erotic and compared to a snake at the same time.
Nihilist: snakes could be erotic
in kind of the same way we did in Elementary School
saying we had Onixes in our pants
Maximilia: Oh, but she's got an Onix in her mouth.
Nihilist: Watch out for the Electrodes!
Maximilia: Although, I note, the final line in the chapter is this:

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Mayra ate enough to satisfy her for the day and followed Xervexagon back to the room.
Maximilia: BECAUSE SHE'S LIKE A CAMEL, YO.
Nihilist: Giggity, giggity
Maximilia: Stores up food for months at a time in her... humps.
Nihilist: her lovely lady lumps
Maximilia: Hee.
I really did forget how bad this fic was. I think I repressed it.
Weird: So did I.
Nihilist: Same, nothing I snarked since comes close to being so bad
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PostSubject: Re: Let's Romanticize this Psychological Horror aka Pyramid Head   Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:35 pm

Maximilia wrote:
Sarin wrote:
HAI GUYZ LET'S ENJOY SUM NECROPHILIA

ONOEZ! A thread was bumped to remind someone to post something relevant long overdue to the thread! WHATEVER SHALL WE DO?
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PostSubject: Re: Let's Romanticize this Psychological Horror aka Pyramid Head   Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:47 pm

how about no?
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PostSubject: Re: Let's Romanticize this Psychological Horror aka Pyramid Head   Mon Apr 26, 2010 5:05 pm

Maximilia wrote:
Sarin wrote:
HAI GUYZ LET'S ENJOY SUM NECROPHILIA

ONOEZ! A thread was bumped to remind someone to post something relevant long overdue to the thread! WHATEVER SHALL WE DO?
Run around and scream OMG ONOZ?
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PostSubject: Re: Let's Romanticize this Psychological Horror aka Pyramid Head   Mon Apr 26, 2010 5:09 pm

Sarin wrote:
Maximilia wrote:
Sarin wrote:
HAI GUYZ LET'S ENJOY SUM NECROPHILIA

ONOEZ! A thread was bumped to remind someone to post something relevant long overdue to the thread! WHATEVER SHALL WE DO?
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I have always meant to ask you what the hell is going on in your sig.
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PostSubject: Re: Let's Romanticize this Psychological Horror aka Pyramid Head   Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:57 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Let's Romanticize this Psychological Horror aka Pyramid Head   Tue Apr 27, 2010 9:44 am

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Maximilia: "Cuz we're gooooooing to the chapel and we're gooooonnna get maaaAAAaarried!"
...sorry, only thing that came to mind.


Yeah well now I have a mental image of all the monsters in Silent Hill dancing around and singing "I'm getting married in the morning". I hope you're happy!
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PostSubject: Re: Let's Romanticize this Psychological Horror aka Pyramid Head   Tue Apr 27, 2010 4:35 pm

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Maximilia: "Cuz we're gooooooing to the chapel and we're gooooonnna get maaaAAAaarried!"
...sorry, only thing that came to mind.


Yeah well now I have a mental image of all the monsters in Silent Hill dancing around and singing "I'm getting married in the morning". I hope you're happy!
Yanno, scary as it sounds, I've had the image of pyramid head dancing to caramell dansen in a bride's gown
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PostSubject: Re: Let's Romanticize this Psychological Horror aka Pyramid Head   Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:33 pm

THREAD REVIVAL!

Well, not really. Just a really belated reminder to Nil to get these damn readings up! Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Let's Romanticize this Psychological Horror aka Pyramid Head   Thu Mar 24, 2011 8:32 pm

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EDIT: Was this even in the movie?

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PostSubject: Re: Let's Romanticize this Psychological Horror aka Pyramid Head   Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:38 pm

OMG please continue this!!!!!!!!!

I just spent 2 hours reading through everything and dying of laughter. And simultaneously feeling disgusted.
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