My Wild & Raunchy Son - Not Safe For Anything. Srsly.

My Wild and Raunchy Son - There is nothing that can be added to this title to make it funnier than it already is.

Be aware, there is incest and watersports in this. And lots and lots of DONGS.

PAGE ONE

rae:
“I guess I’d better start from the beginning…”

Or you could skip to the end and save us from your ephebophilic incest fantasy. It sort of looks like he’s guarding his crotch there. Maybe he also wants no part of this.

Dr. Professor Science:
There's something about this guy that's disturbingly familiar and - OH MY GOD HE LOOKS LIKE CHRIS PINE.

I'll never look at Chris Pine the same way again.

rae:
Who is Chris Pine?

Dr. Professor Science:
New Kirk from Star Trek

rae:
...Ohgod.

Well, he's certainly about to go where no man has gone before.

Dr. Professor Science:
The background hurts my eyes almost as much as this comic is going to hurt my soul.




PAGE TWO




rae:
I love the next page. EXTREME CLOSE UP. He looks like he could use his chin for homicide.

"...insatiable appetite for men." Could it get more cliched? Don't answer that.

Dr. Professor Science:
Oh dear lord it's like if George Bush and Chris Pine had a mentally deficient monkey son.

rae:
You're right. Awwww, he got W's ears. And no upper lip to speak of.

Dr. Professor Science:
Remember: Eyes signify ~*~depth~*~

rae:
He has a lot of depth.

Dr. Professor Science:
Anal depth - Oh god I'm so sorry.

rae:
He says he's a whore. I wonder how much he charges.

Dr. Professor Science:
His eyebrows look like he smudged charcoal all over his face.

rae:
He must charge in tiny boxes. He's standing in front of them. ALL THE TINY BOXES.

Dr. Professor Science:
And his neck is almost as thick as his entire head. It's like someone carved his face onto a tree trunk.

rae:
It might explain why he has sandpaper face. Or dirt. It's how he gets his nutrients so he can LIVE! >_< So... he's got wood?




PAGE THREE




rae:
MORE BOXES.

Dr. Professor Science:
That kid looks like he has Down's. I feel bad for him. And now I'm scared about where this comic is going. There was only one way to make this relationship more abusive AND THEY WENT THERE.

rae:
Look at his butt. It's deformed. He only has one asscheek. Oh, I see now. His other asscheek is on his dad's right shoulder.

Dr. Professor Science:
This is actually a comic about the dad slowly turning into a monkey. All he wants is for the son to feed him bananas

rae:
Big, juicy bananas

Dr. Professor Science:
Delicious delicious fleshy bananas.

rae:
Which would be why the house is baby-pooh colored.

Dr. Professor Science:
It's a touching tale about how a boy with Down's Syndrome overcomes his problems in life through friendship with a monke-- I'm a horrible person who should stop talking.

rae:
That would be a much better tale than this one.

PAGE FOUR

rae:
THE BOXES ARE RADIOACTIVE WITH THEIR LOVE.

Dr. Professor Science:
LOVE EXPLOSIONS

Don't read into that, please.

rae:
And dad looks more like a monkey than ever.

Dr. Professor Science:
The son looks like my friend in the first panel. I'm going to need to have therapy after this, aren't I?

rae:
Yes. Or you could drink more. Speaking of which...

Dr. Professor Science:
My roommate actually just ran into my room and asked if I wanted one of her beers. I think she's drunk but she has very good timing.

rae:
That is my first drink of Tuaca. I'll take one each time there is a love explosion. Your roommate has impeccable timing

PAGE FIVE

rae:
His whole house is apparently made of his whore-boxes.

Dr. Professor Science:
Oh dear the dad is shrinking now. Maybe the role of the dad is played by Mystique?

rae:
It might explain a few things. But probably there would only be more questions. Wait. Is there a spotlight above the front door?

Dr. Professor Science:
I just realized the source of the kid's genetic disorders - he has more than one mom.

rae:
Second panel, it looks like they were going for the Hardy Boys look.

Dr. Professor Science:
Holy crap the son also has some giraffe DNA in there, too. Poor kid - the grandson of a monkey, George Bush, Chris Pine, and a giraffe. And he has two mothers on top of it. And the sad part is that that isn't even the most messed up part of this family.

rae:
Monkeys, giraffe. I will never hear 'Bungle in the Jungle' the same way again.

Dr. Professor Science:
Noooooooo

rae:
And now you will always think of this when you hear Jethro Tull.

Junior there also seems incapable of using apostrophes. You'd think one of his mothers would have taught him that.




PAGE SIX



rae:
The walls keep changing color. Or maybe they keep moving by another wall?

Dr. Professor Science:
Ahh! Dad has some pretty advanced skin necrosis.

rae:
And son's face is melting in the second panel.

WAIT! I understand! This is all acid-fueled imaginings.

Dr. Professor Science:
The top of his head seems to be melting too. Maybe he's made of wax. He's like a man-shaped candle. He's a mandle.

rae:
Note his expression looking at his father's hand on him. He knows what's coming. I'd melt away to safety, too.

Dr. Professor Science:
He inherited his grandfather arms.

rae:
Does anyone ever actually say, "I'm sorry for the hurtful things I said," or is that more cliched writing?

Dr. Professor Science:
This guy was a scarily successful whore, wasn't he?

rae:
VERY. I wonder where else he keeps the little boxes. They all have cash in them. He charges a penny a piece. He is... goatse man!



PAGE SEVEN



rae:
Oh, look. The classic back-to-back BAWathon

Dr. Professor Science:
More face melting.

rae:
It's catching.

Dr. Professor Science:
These guys should not have built a sauna instead of a house.

rae:
Yes, but saunas are HAWT.

Dr. Professor Science:
It's so hot it's burning up all the little boxes.

rae:
Maybe the little boxes ARE his ex-customers. They melted, so he made his little house out of them.

Shit. Love 'splosion inthe middle panel. *drinks* They ARE radioactive. It would explain the melting.

Dr. Professor Science:
This takes place after the nuclear apocalypse. It's a terrifying look at our near future.

rae:
In the near future, everyone has bred with jungle animals and randomly melt.

Dr. Professor Science:
The dad's hair looks like a tribble is trying to eat his head. It fits in with the reproduction and sex theme.

rae:
Tribbles are the new dildo.



PAGE EIGHT



rae:
Now the JACKET is melting.

Dr. Professor Science:
Love explosion!

rae:
Fuck. *drinks*

Dr. Professor Science:
Man, the necrosis from his face decided to eat his shirt instead.

rae:
He has a magical marysue shirt. It gets moar sexy the longer he touches his son. Soon it will be a glittery muscle shirt cut off just below the nipple.

Dr. Professor Science:
Do his ears grow every time his shirt changes or something?

rae:
Touching Junior gets them engorged.

Dr. Professor Science:
His son has a very penguin-esque physique. I wonder if this comic is about Melissa. It would explain a lot.

rae:
Wouldn't he have popped him in the face by now, though?



PAGE NINE



rae:
OHGOD PEDO SMILE

Dr. Professor Science:
Scout! What are you doing here? Get out while you still can!

rae:
And now Junior looks eight instead of fifteen. Oh, artist. Your pedo is showing.

Dr. Professor Science:
Is he actually saying that stuff to his son? It's the same room made of little boxes as the page before this.

rae:
Is he addressing us directly? WHERE IS THE 4th WALL? IT IS ALL THAT SAVES US!

Dr. Professor Science:
All those muscles and that scrawny kid can lift a bigger weight than you? Are they made of silicone? I bet they are.

rae:
Again, baby poop walls. They're all boxes and baby poop. I think it's not his arm muscles he's exercising there. Look at his expression.

Dr. Professor Science:
And the dad taped his mouth shut to keep himself from soliloquizing.

rae:
I really wish he wouldn't say 'blew me' in reference to ANYTHING about to come. (SDD note: hurr, come)

Dr. Professor Science:
Looking at that expression, I think I figured out where the material to build his wall came from.

rae:
D: It must be from all the bananas. Not enough fiber in his diet. Then again, judging by the whore-boxes, his anus should be able to pass ELVIS by this point.



PAGE TEN



Dr. Professor Science:
DAT ASS

All I could think of when I saw the middle panel.

rae:
His face in the middle panel frightens me. It makes me think of the face of John Freeman.

Dr. Professor Science:
HA HA HA YOU'RE GAY HA HA I AM NOT UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT THAT AT ALL HA HA

rae:
Great. Dad is a gay homophobe. Though that perhaps explains some things. Like why he would turn his vict-- customers into little boxes and makes himself shit his own walls.

Dr. Professor Science:
The son managed to get ripped in the time it took for the dad to make that expression. Oh wait that's the dad. Doesn't help when they're identical except for short colour.

The dad sweats perfect diamonds.

rae:
The son hasn't perfected the perfect sweat-diamond. His is softer. More girlish. And above all, Uke-esque.

Also, son's arm is messed up.

Dr. Professor Science:
His muscle is melting.

rae:
I fear what his penis will be like.

Dr. Professor Science:
Poor baby

Wait where are they? The gym? His house?

rae:
They're in the gym in dad's house

Dr. Professor Science:
Must be his house what with all the baby poop.

Dr. Professor Science:
Or maybe they're excercizing in the void. Baby poop is the colour of the aether.

rae:
It's the poop void.

Similar to the fart tunnell, only messier. Also, less anal vore.



PAGE ELEVEN



Dr. Professor Science:
OH MY GOD NUDITY. I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE FCC.

rae:
Son looks like a comic book villain

Dr. Professor Science:
If comic book villains were all chin.

rae:
And dad gets about 10% more muscle mass just from getting naked. Look at that ass. Soft, pillowy, smooth.

Dr. Professor Science:
LIKE I SAID. BABY POOP.

rae:
But now we know where he keeps the big boxes. That must be from when he was younger and could charge more. But now the son is made of little boxes.

Dr. Professor Science:
The son, however, is appropriately concerned.



PAGE TWELVE



rae:
The necrosis has moved to dad's underarm. Is it just me, or is dad's nipple looking at the son? NIPPLE VISION.

Dr. Professor Science:
The dad looks like he was drawn by Rob Liefeld. Except with two chests - one on top of the other.

rae:
Certainly the waist. His waist is breaking under all the weight of his back. And the VERY prominent 'come hither' ass

Dr. Professor Science:
Rob Liefield moonlights as a gay porn artist. It's how he pays off his expensive candles-shaped-like-people fetish.

rae:
And we know Liefield wanks off to Conan, so...

Dr. Professor Science:
Oh I figured out what's going on with the dad's body. His left shoulder migrated to his chest.

rae:
It still doesn't explain the creepy staring nipple. Though son's nipples look ready to pop off his chest.

Dr. Professor Science:
The son has a nipple on his shoulder.

rae:
Son also apparently showers while leaning at an angle. How is he not slipping? What is holding him up? ...don't answer that.



PAGE THIRTEEN



Dr. Professor Science:
REVENGE OF THE BOXES

rae:
And now the tile has been replaced with boxes. And they're purple.

Dr. Professor Science:
THEY'RE TAKING OVER. THEY'RE MAKING THE HUMANS TURN INTO THEIR COLOUR

rae:
Their asses are having a love splosion down there. *drinks* Kinda looks like they are sucking the color out of the boxes with their asses. VAMPIRIC ASSES.

Dr. Professor Science:
The dad is showing his monkey ancestry again. Dad, you know that monkey people are heavily persecuted. Bad idea. Monkey people are punished by having question marks thrown at them.

rae:
Or they're punished for walking around sporting question marks. Like the Orbitz people and their head thing.

Dr. Professor Science:
They have to wear red question marks every time they leave the ghetto - oh god I'm being horrible again.



PAGE FORTEEN



Dr. Professor Science:
;_;

rae:
His expression looks familiar. I wonder-- OHNO

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Dad is afraid of that penis.

Dr. Professor Science:
Me too.

rae:
I don't blame him.

Dr. Professor Science:
It looks sharp.

rae:
And angry. Son only has one testicle.

Dr. Professor Science:
And suddenly the son bears a more than passing resemblance to William F. Buckley Jr.

rae:
... ;___; Next they'll be having laissez-faire sex.

Dr. Professor Science:
Well this comic -is- against incest laws. Anti-big government. And all that. It has an important message.



PAGE FIFTEEN



Dr. Professor Science:
Dad ran into the camera again.

rae:
Pedo smile again

Dr. Professor Science:
Son's dick is trying to get as far away from the dad as possible. LISTEN TO YOUR DICK, BOY.

rae:
And once again, we get the yaoi trope that any man who is horny will sleep with anyone.

Dr. Professor Science:
Oh I was wrong. Son is played by Mystique - you can see his eyes flash.

rae:
Son's belly button is trying to run too

Dr. Professor Science:
Dad has purple Sue eyes, though.

Dr. Professor Science:
Which aren't focused. He has purple Sue eyes but one of them is lazy.

rae:
Because he's ~*~deep~*~ Perhaps he's staring into the abyss. Or out of it.

Dr. Professor Science:
He's as scary as any Elder God

rae:
Dad is what Nietzche saw. Saw staring back at him. With purple Sue eyes.

Dr. Professor Science:
Wait does that mean that one of these guys is the Übermensch? Because I don't want to live in that universe.

rae:
Isn't there an animalistic state in there somewhere? Maybe they are that.

Dr. Professor Science:
Animals don't fuck their parents.



PAGE SIXTEEN



rae:
All light comes from the penis. The light of the penis seems to be driving back the tiny boxes.

Dr. Professor Science:
The tiny boxes are the chaos. Chaos abhors the light of the Holy Penis.

rae:
"Justin possessed the finest piece of uncut meat I had ever seen..." He's going to eat it, isn't he? This isn't incest. This is INCEST VORE.

Dr. Professor Science:
No, silly, you have to cut meat in order to eat it. ...Oh dear God he's going to cut his son's dick off. NOT THE HOLY PENIS.

rae:
The light also seems to have made Dad about twenty years younger.

Dr. Professor Science:
And his lazy eye worse.

rae:
He now has the exact same face as his son, but with dirt. He's also got the giraffe neck now. Is that a sign of interest? Like a Turkey making its wattle bigger? Son has etch-a-sketch pubes.



PAGE SEVENTEEN



rae:
OHGOD!

Dr. Professor Science:
Son has three balls.

rae:
And is more simian and supervillianish than ever.

Dr. Professor Science:
...SON I AM DISAPPOINT

rae:
Dad's balls are infected.

"Here's your Daddy's ELEVEN INCH COCK!" Best. Line. Ever. It is a thing of beauty. Like the suddenly pink walls.

Why are the edges of his ass glowing?

Dr. Professor Science:
Because they're the most important part of that picture. Other than the superfluous ball. Which may in fact be a tumor.

rae:
They both have such angry balls.

Dr. Professor Science:
Dude needs to check for testicular cancer more often. If I can see it from five feet away, he isn't doing a good job.

rae:
Testicular cancer is the new black.

Dr. Professor Science:
What the fuck is in between Dad's legs? The thing that isn't his dick. Maybe superfluous balls run in the family?

His eyes vanished. Everyone's eyes are gone. Maybe that's where the lumps in their dicks are from?

rae:
Since their nipples wander around to look at things, why not their eyes? He's nearly doing the Uncle Sam point.

Dr. Professor Science:
HE WANTS YOU.

Dad was eaten by The Blot.



PAGE EIGHTEEN



rae:
"You planned this whole scenario -- A devious plot to seduce me -- your own father!"

Wat

He took a shower. And then his dick tried to run away. And then there was melting. THAT IS NOT DEVIOUS.

And in the first panel, you can see the radiation. Is that another love 'splosion?

Dr. Professor Science:
More like love fog.

rae:
Fuck that. I don't drink for fog. Only explosions. Maybe it's love funk. Or mind control pheremones, which would explain some things.

Dr. Professor Science:
Son's leg is coming out of his abdomen D: And Dad has a third leg growing out of his left one.

D: We're only about halfway through. Want to do this in two parts?

I don't want any more!

D:

TOO MUCH DICK

MELTING SHARP DICKS

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In case you were wondering, yes, this is the origin of this image:

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"Son, I'm proud of you. Your dick is as big as mine and you look just like me. It's like fucking a younger version of myself."

"Dad, I bet that was your life's ambition right there."

"I love you, son. And yes, it was. If you looked like your mother we'd never have had such a glorious dick-licking moment."

Number of erotic comics Josman has drawn: 193,567,800.

Number of Josman comics featuring father-son urination: 193,567,800.

Speculation about Josman's childhood: May begin now and with a high degree of accuracy.

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rae:
Tonight, I believe I will be having red wine instead of Tuaca. But I will still be drinking for lovesplosions. :drinky:

Dr. Professor Science:
I, unfortunately, have no alcohol, but I'll be drinking my own salty tears of anguish.


Page 19

Dr. Professor Science:
AHHHH DAD'S BUTT
Sorry it's just so AHHHHH

rae:
D: THEIR COCKS ARE SO RED AND ANGRY! What the shitting shit is happening with Dad's nutsack? It looks like his balls are squeezing out a second set of balls.

Dr. Professor Science:
His penis is a candle. And his chest isn't connected to his body. It's trying to escape. RUN TO FREEDOM, CHEST. RUN.

rae:
IT IS YOUR ONLY HOPE
Lovesplosion. Sigh.
Dad's face is all melting into his chin. And worst yet, Son has the Down's face again.

Dr. Professor Science:
Okay seriously WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIS ASS?

rae:
His ass is made of balloons. Acidic balloons that are eating into his back.

Dr. Professor Science:
Dad looks like he's about to break Son's neck, by the way.
SNAP
And then it ended. 8D
I wouldn't put it past him to be serial killer.

rae:
Neither would I.
Dad: I love you, son. So now let me come on your face while choking you, then you will never leave me. :D

Dr. Professor Science:
8D :3 KAWAII THEIR LOVE IS SO TRU~

Quote :

"Yeah, you're absolutely RIGHT, Son -- And I guess it would be a REAL SHAME to let these big ol' BONERS go to waste, huh?"

rae:
Once again in a yaoi piece, we have a token protest, then the big excuse for why they should engage in an incestuous affair is because... THEY ARE HORNY.

That's right, men. You can fuck your own father, as long as you're both horny.

Dr. Professor Science:
What? That's not normal?

rae:
No, Doc. I fear that is very far from normal. Otherwise I'm certain I would have come home at least once to find one of the people I lived with humping the TV. Or with the remote control jammed up their ass, depending on if they like pitching or catching.

Dr. Professor Science:
Uh... oh dear. I have to go.... uh... turn the kettle off. Yes. *cough*

*muffled shuffling* "Uh hey Mom, we need to talk..."

rae:
There would be new PSA’s: YOU and the Dangers of Making Love to Hot Objects.

YOU and your STEERING WHEEL.

LOVE CHICKEN: Salmonella and your penis

Dr. Professor Science:
LITTLE BOXES and you: a love story


PAGE 20

Dr. Professor Science:
OH MY GOD RUN. THERE'S A NUCLEAR TEST GOING ON THERE

rae:
GIANT LOVESPLOSION *two drinks*

Dr. Professor Science:
Shouldn't you take a shot for every ring? I think those are about twenty concentric explosions

rae:
More alcohol would certainly help this steaming pile go down more easily.
They have become one with the boxes in the last panel. Also, apparently they can't kiss, they just shove their tongues at each other.

Dr. Professor Science:
They look like they're being tortured.

Quote :

"Dad, at last-- You're MINE!"

rae:
Words that should never be uttered, ever.

Dr. Professor Science:
Maybe this is about mind control.

rae:
If this ended with an evil telepath being shot in the head and Son and Dad entering into SRS BZNS therapy, almost all would be forgiven. But not the boxes.

Dr. Professor Science:
The boxes moved from the wall onto them. Look, the wall is no longer made of boxes. There's something going on here. Also, that dialogue is making me nauseous.

rae:
I think that's for the best. The problem would be if it made you happy in your ladybits. It makes me feel like I will never be happy in my pink bits again.

Dr. Professor Science:
Holy shit what happened to Dad's head and body in the first panel? He's a giraffe again. With monkey arms

rae:
He's aware somewhere in his little monkey brain that this is wrong, so his head is trying to leave, but the boxes have him in their power.... IT IS THE BOXES. CONTROLLING THEIR MINDS. That's why they are now entirely composed of boxes.

Dr. Professor Science:
The boxes are alien probes

rae:
Or the aliens themselves. :O

Alien 1: Hey, why don’t we take over this father and son?
Alien 2: Yes! That would be lulzy.
Alien 1: Yeah! And we can make them look weird and say stupid stuff! Maybe even make them trip and stuff!
Alien 3: And then! Then we can make them fuck!
[And so Frank was never invited on a trip to earth again.]


PAGE 21

Dr. Professor Science:
JESUS CHRIST LOOK OUT!
Oh wait.
I'm sorry I thought that was a chestburster coming out of Son's crotch.

rae:
Nope. Instead it's a spoiled sausage.

Dr. Professor Science:
And oozing moldy sausage.

rae:
There goes my idea for sausage for dinner.
Dad has no eyes in the second panel. :hell:

Dr. Professor Science:
It's Youngblood's Disease. God damn.
The boxes are fleeing in terror.

rae:
Dad's dick is coming out of his leg, rather than his crotch.

Dr. Professor Science:
Isn't that supposed to happen?

rae:
Only for certain species of snails.

Dr. Professor Science:
Shit there goes my kettle again
"Yeah, hey Dad?" *mumble*

rae:
You might want to get that kettle looked at. Or make less tea?
Even the boxes can't take this much incestuous faggotry, despite it being all their fault.

Dr. Professor Science:
Is that sea cucumber of a penis even connected to the son's body? It looks like Dad is just kind of holding it in front of him.

rae:
It looks to me as if he's pinched it off. ...WE WERE RIGHT HE IS GOING TO EAT IT OMG

Dr. Professor Science:
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh shit *looks forward* well, he's going to eat it... but not in that way.

rae:
Someone had better be eating something by the end of this.

Dr. Professor Science:
I'm going to make whoever wrote this eat this comic.


PAGE 22


Dr. Professor Science:
DDDDDDDDDDD:

rae:
...
I...
But....

Dr. Professor Science:
His dick is glowing again.

And HOLY SHIT WE'RE RIGHT THE WALLS REALLY ARE TINY BOXES

rae:
It looks like Dad is trying to yank it off. And Son looks like he's eight. T_T And his taint is swollen with INCESTUOUS LUST.

Quote :

Boys penis

Dr. Professor Science:
I bet he does this to all his sons.

rae:
Of course he does. What better way to show a father’s love?

Dr. Professor Science:
URG

Quote :

"Boy, if only this stuff was available ON TAP -- I'd be drinking GALLONS of it all day long."

rae:
Wat

Dr. Professor Science:
I... I don't even know.

rae:
You know what this reminds me of?

Dr. Professor Science:
Suicide? Harakiri?

rae:
THAT TOO
But mostly this! SON HAS A HAGFISH FOR A DICK. Hagfish also leak large amounts of slime which can be eaten.

Dr. Professor Science:
D: That's worse than a chestburster.

rae:
More of the family tree has been revealed.

Hagfish + Scooby Doo + Monkey + Bush + Giraffe = these people.

Hagfish also sort of look like a penis with a vag at the end. Which may explain Son's ass when it later appears.

Dr. Professor Science:
Oh god I can see the stretch marks appearing as Dad starts to rip off the son's penis.

rae:
D: You're right. Once you see them, you cannot unsee them. And he looks so HAPPY about it. Both of them.


PAGE 23

rae:
THEY HAVE TO STOP GLOWING OMG All the lovesplosions

Dr. Professor Science:
I don't want to read this any more, mommy. ;_;

rae:
YOUR MOMMY CANNOT SAVE YOU NOW
Nothing can.
:unskilled78:

Dr. Professor Science:
What the fuck is wrong with the son's fingers?

rae:
I can't tell where Dad's palm ends and the balls begin
Son looks disturbingly like a sex doll in the last picture.

Dad: Ok, son. Stand really still while I apply this mould to you.
Son: What’s this for, dad?
Dad: Never you mind. Just be happy I’m making the doll instead of---
Son: What doll?
Dad: I’VE SAID TOO MUCH! :pedo:

Dr. Professor Science:
Oh god it looks so much like a monkey with a banana
CAN'T UNSEE

rae:
D: IT DOES

Do you think all the glowing and stuff is meant to be symbolic of the inherent unhealthiness of such a relationship, and all the animal-like faces are to stand in for how people who give into such base desires as fucking their son are little better than animals?

Quote :

"I got a huge BUZZ from seeing the look of SHEER ECSTASY on Justins face as I sucked his JUICY YOUNG DICK!"

rae:
The dialogue got worse. HOW CAN IT GET WORSE. Also, apostrophes, motherfucker! Use them!

Dr. Professor Science:
No. He's got four sons. All of them are named Justin.


PAGE 24

SirDixonDongs:
NOTHING SUCKS LIKE ELECTROLUX

Dr. Professor Science:
HOW DOES IT GET WORSE WITH EACH PAGE?
HOW
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?
The son no longer has a jaw!

Quote :

"And yet, here he was all grown up and on his knees pleasuring the same equipment that created him."

Dr. Professor Science:
AND DAD IS THINKING ABOUT BABIES DURING SEX

rae:
Dad's penis looks more like an incredibly large clitoris in the second panel. Look, he has labia.

Dr. Professor Science:
I think I'm going to be sick.
The narration is just that bad.

rae:
Yes. I'm more sickened by the dialogue than by the son trying to choke down dad's manmeat.

Dr. Professor Science:
This is the first time this has happened so far. The dialogue just gets exponentially creepier with each page. Yes, exponentially.

rae:
Someone should draw a chart.

Dr. Professor Science:
I can! I have fourteen doctorates in SCIENCE!

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TOP QUALITY.

rae:
Son looks like he's going to cry like a Japanese Schoolgirl in Hentai. Really, that’s the only reasonable reaction.


PAGE 25

Quote :

"People would say what Justin and I were doing is WRONG."

rae:
Captain Obvious strikes again.

Dr. Professor Science:
O RLY, dad?

Dr. Professor Science:
That face reminds me of something. Can't figure out what it is. Never mind.

rae: His face there makes me think of a recently deceased homeless person, but that could just be me. Though look at the stretching in the second panel. Perhaps he IS dying in the last panel. Sonny-boy sucked it right off.

Dr. Professor Science:
It`s just terrifying.
It`s made of D:

rae:
Son's mother was a vagina dentata.
He's just continuing on with the family tradition. Can you imagine thanksgiving dinner in that home?
DO NOT JUDGE.

Dr. Professor Science:
Penis vampire?

rae:
It would explain all that plasma dripping all over everything and why in the last panel, dad looks as if he's being sucked dry of all his precious bodily fluids.

Dr. Professor Science:
The son is a communist!

rae:
It's the son who keeps turning all the boxes red. Him and his commie mind-control boxes.


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:splooge:

rae:
O_O

Dr. Professor Science:
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAAHAA
There is nothing about this page that isn't funny
The posture, the son's mouth, someone saying "oh shit" during orgasm...

rae:
Dad's snapped spine, his scarily swollen balls looking ready to fly off his body, his penis shrinking, and the boxes exploding…


Dr. Professor Science:
I don't know if I can make this funnier.

rae:
The ejaculate looking like a stream of sugar-glaze.

Dr. Professor Science:
The son stole the mouth off of a donkey, for God's sake.

rae:
This is the best panel ever.

Dr. Professor Science:
This is my favourite moment in this comic
LOVESPLOSION! This panel is so amazing I didn't even notice.

rae:
If you look closely, right in front of dad's face are three dots that form a WTF face.
Even the artist knows, deep in his soul, this whole comic is shit. The artist has never actually seen a living man's bits, which is why, yet again, it looks as if the testes are sort of... draped off the top of the penis.

rae:
Hold on. I finished the rest of the wine on that lovesplosion and need moar

Dr. Professor Science:
His pec is swollen to the point of bursting almost D:

rae:
Oh, hay. Dad also has girl-hip. Dad may also be mom.

Dr. Professor Science:
Wouldn't put it past him

rae:
So we have both an Oedipus and Electra complex going on?


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rae:
Dad's expression. He's doing Scooby again.

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Dr. Professor Science:
THE SON'S EYES
SWEET JESUS
HIS EYES
THEY AREN'T EVEN FACING THE SAME WAY

rae:
They will swallow your soul. Once one of them quits being lazy.

Quote :

"Now why don't you come over here and share the family cream with me..."

Dr. Professor Science:
Yay! Pumpkin pie and whip cream!

rae:
In any proper fic, this would be followed by two men sitting down to have cream milked from the family cow. Sadly, here, the father is the cow. And there is not pie. Why does dad keep stabbing his son in the mouth with his sharp, sharp tongue?

Dr. Professor Science:
He's a mass murderer, that's why.
Or a semen vampire

rae:
Perhaps this is how semen vampires come about. One of them has a son, then brings him over with an exchange of vampiric semen. Then they will step out into the rain for a symbolic cleansing of their old life.


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Quote :

"Listen, son. I gotta go take a leak -- before I burst!"

rae:
He's Shatner!
This is all made more amusing by imagining Shatner reading it all.

Dr. Professor Science:
I don't want Shatner associated in any way with this

rae:
But even the son is doing it! See!

Quote :

"Wait, Dad. I have a better idea -- why don't you do it right here! ...On me!"

rae:
Now I’m wishing I hadn’t made that crack about cleansing rains.


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rae:
Again, the expression!
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Why does he have a carrot for a dick? Or maybe that's a sausage? Whatever it is, I've lost my appetite.

Dr. Professor Science:
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The son's balls look way too much like a baboon's ass for comfort.

rae:
I can't figure out what that is stuck in the son's dick. I think I might be a rope-pull. Like to start a lawn mower.
Or a light! OMG! It's the pull to turn on the dick-light!

Dr. Professor Science:
I think it's a spider trying desperately to escape.

rae:
This is the first panel where the artist actually did a background. And it's for pissing.

Dr. Professor Science:
Except for the void of a ceiling.
The dad's thighs are as thick as his waist and his neck is as thick as his skull. There's something wrong here.

rae:
What was your first clue?
How come the only little boxes are now ON the son? And the shower. Son -> shower -> golden shower?
His neck also looks broken.
Too bad this isn't true.

Dr. Professor Science:
But there are tiny dots. WHAT DOES THIS FORETELL?

rae:
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
Son's ass is melting. Again.

Dr. Professor Science:
Whatchu talkin' 'bout HE HAS A TIGHT BOD
His hands look like hooves, though.

Quote :

"Yes, I am, Sir -- And right now I wanna get soaked in your piss -- and drink it, too."

"Ok, son -- I'm game."

rae:
I've seen ellipses abuse before, but this dash abuse is new and must be stopped.

Dr. Professor Science:
It's Shatner Syndrome.

rae:
Do all penis vampires come down with it? It's vampire AIDS. Next Edward Cullen will get it.

Dr. Professor Science:
Does that make Kirk a penis vampire? I don't want that.

rae:
I think Kirk has immunity from all that green pussy. His space-STDs have become so numerous, they've turned on each other.

Dr. Professor Science:
NOOOOOOOO


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Dr. Professor Science:
AHHH HIS BALLS
THEY'RE LIKE PENDULUMS
LIKE BALL BEARINGS

rae:
HAPPY NEW YEAR. Yellow ribbons are coming from the end of his penis.

Dr. Professor Science:
IMPROBABLE CHEEKBONES AHOY

rae:
This is how he welcomes home American's troops. Tie a yellow ribbon 'round the old oak tree.
The whore boxes are back.

Dr. Professor Science:
LEGS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

rae:
PISS PIGLET.

Dr. Professor Science:
And Son's nose is starting to look a tad furry in that last shot.
Maybe he really is a "piss piglet"

rae:
His penis is sticking out of his leg. A family trait.

Dr. Professor Science:
And his neck is sticking out of his chest

rae:
PISS: Does a body good.
Though he's thankfully less drinking it than letting it spill messily out of his mouth.

Dr. Professor Science:
PISS PIGLET IS A SEXY PHRASE


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Dr. Professor Science:
"I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU" *hands penis over while doing the crab walk*
OH NO ANOTHER CHESTBURSTER - THIS TIME IN THE FORM OF ABS

rae:
We've found it. Nothing else in this comic can be worse than this. There is NOTHING that isn't wrong with this page. Not just a chestburster, an even MOAR phallic chestburster. He has no asshole, just a divot between his asscheeks after a taint you can land a small air craft on.

Dr. Professor Science:
The biceps that look like flippers, the positions, the expressions, the curlicue of come spewing from his cock... you're right. Nothing can top this. This page is the height of this comic's terror.

rae:
I only pray that we are correct.
His come looks like a candle melting.
And now the PISS is doing a lovesplosion. *four drinks*

Dr. Professor Science:
He's in almost exactly the same position as that picture of Spock sucking himself off

rae:
I found the son's expression:
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Dr. Professor Science:
Oh phew. The worst is over.
His abs look like little rippling waves.

rae:
The piss. It is greenish. This cannot be healthy.

Dr. Professor Science:
RADIATION

rae:
Their dicks are now the same size. Dad's piss has growth hormone.

Dr. Professor Science:
See, you can see it happening in the second panel.

rae:
Both of them have cock-danglies.

Dr. Professor Science:
Dong dangles?

rae:
Ding-dang-dongs.



rae:
Not only is dad hunched like a gorrilla, he's pregnant. >_O

Dr. Professor Science:
DAD IS ACTUALLY MOM
His dick looks like it's wearing a little wig.

rae:
See? This is why his balls are also sometimes labia.
Dad has a clitordick.

Dr. Professor Science:
With another little pull-tag-switch thing.
How can his dick still be leaking come?
And he has no waist.
Or hips.

rae:
Because they are penis vampires. Instad of creating fog, they leak come.




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rae:
Awww, Son is hugging dad's pregnant belly.
...Son is pregnant, too.

Dr. Professor Science:
DAD'S FACE LOOKS EVEN MORE LIKE SCOOBY DOO
RETURN OF THE BOXES
The box-house is starting to fall apart

Quote :

"Then you sit on my face while I eat your delicious butt."

Dr. Professor Science:
IT IS DELICIOUS BUTT YOU MUST EAT IT

rae:
Wow.
There is nothing I can add to that sentence.

Dr. Professor Science:
There's nothing to add to this.

rae:
TL;DR, they are still fucking each other.

Ah, fantastic. You know we occasionally get people on /y/ asking for Joshman stuff? In a non-troll way? It's creepy.

You know, his weird affectations in the beginning remind me of something, but I can't think of what. What could it be, what could it--

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oooooh shiiiiiit.

This would be pretty hot if they weren't supposed to be related. And if the artwork was a bit better.

People always have to spoil things.

SHIT

WHY DOES THE DAD LOOK LIKE DOMINIC MONAGHAN

I have nothing against snark length, I mean sometimes it can be worked to your advantage. I admire your tenacity, but I just sort of glazed over after a while.

Nihilist wrote:

I have nothing against snark length, I mean sometimes it can be worked to your advantage. I admire your tenacity, but I just sort of glazed over after a while.

We should have updated in bite-sized pieces, then? I'll keep that in mind. We might do the sequel.

...There's a sequel?

:headshot:

Fairlight wrote:

This would be pretty hot if they weren't supposed to be related. And if the artwork was a bit better.

People always have to spoil things.

Quote :

This would be pretty hot if they weren't supposed to be related.

Quote :

This would be pretty hot

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Snake Bandage wrote:

...There's a sequel?

:headshot:

And it's worse... *shudder*

Mafiosa wrote:

Cartoon screamer.

I said "Would be", I happen to like slash in a shower. The author has ruined the concept with the incest part and made it appalling, plus the artwork is shitty.

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Salamas wrote:

Snake Bandage wrote:

...There's a sequel?

:headshot:

And it's worse... *shudder*

How is that even possible?

Fairlight wrote:

Mafiosa wrote:

Cartoon screamer.

I said "Would be", I happen to like slash in a shower. The author has ruined the concept with the incest part and made it appalling, plus the artwork is shitty.

But if you think that warrants a screaming cartoon, then go ahead. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Not to mention the WATERSPORTS.

Mafiosa wrote:

Fairlight wrote:

Mafiosa wrote:

Cartoon screamer.

I said "Would be", I happen to like slash in a shower. The author has ruined the concept with the incest part and made it appalling, plus the artwork is shitty.

But if you think that warrants a screaming cartoon, then go ahead. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Not to mention the WATERSPORTS.

Today I learned that circa 75% of all students occasionally pee in the shower. Make of that what you will.

Jay/Cris wrote:

Mafiosa wrote:

Fairlight wrote:

Mafiosa wrote:

Cartoon screamer.

I said "Would be", I happen to like slash in a shower. The author has ruined the concept with the incest part and made it appalling, plus the artwork is shitty.

But if you think that warrants a screaming cartoon, then go ahead. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Not to mention the WATERSPORTS.

Today I learned that circa 75% of all students occasionally pee in the shower. Make of that what you will.

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Mafiosa wrote:

Jay/Cris wrote:

Today I learned that circa 75% of all students occasionally pee in the shower. Make of that what you will.

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OK, are we talking peeing in a locker room shower or in the shower at home? Because I have peed in my own shower because it is mine and I clean it and I will do what I fucking want in it. Peeing in a public shower is just rude though.

Mafiosa wrote:

Fairlight wrote:

Mafiosa wrote:

Cartoon screamer.

I said "Would be", I happen to like slash in a shower. The author has ruined the concept with the incest part and made it appalling, plus the artwork is shitty.

But if you think that warrants a screaming cartoon, then go ahead. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Not to mention the WATERSPORTS.

Well that too, but that doesn't bother me as much. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

I see we need another "Name Your Fetishes" thread to handle overflow...so to speak.

SEE I TOLD YOU THEY EXISTED I TOLD YOU

Rabid Badger wrote:

Salamas wrote:

Snake Bandage wrote:

...There's a sequel?

:headshot:

And it's worse... *shudder*

How is that even possible?

Rimming followed by making out.
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