Amazon.co.uk's black friday deals!

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Their automated pricing software appears intent on world domination by getting all of the money. All of it. (And note the browser bar tab name: Bargain CDs!")

FWIW I won £25 amazon vouchers at work a while back and thought I'd pick me up some music. Apparantly not.

Haha wat.

I tried thinking of something witty... but jesus fuck, good thing I don't use Amazon.

I love how one of them costs 7.49 to download, but 750 trillion dollars to buy.

...probably better to go for the download, huh

Just for shits and giggles, I used their 'contact us' button to send them the picture link, quoted some of the prices, and said that these prices did not appear to be bargains. The reply:

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Amazon.co.uk wrote:

Hello,

I understand your concerns on the prices of the bargain CDs.

We realise that from time to time, our customers will be able to buy products from another store at a lower price than ours. We recognise that you have a choice of retailers and are grateful that you’d prefer to order from us.

We do consistently work towards maintaining competitive prices on everything we sell on our website. However Amazon.co.uk doesn’t price-match with other retailers (including third-party sellers who sell their items on our website).

Please note that in some cases our website offers lower prices via the used and new offerings available from Amazon.co.uk Marketplace sellers. For more information, please read our Marketplace Help section:

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For full details on our various pricing policies, please visit the pricing section of our Help Pages:

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If you need any additional information or help, please don’t hesitate to get in touch by replying to this e-mail.

We look forward to seeing you again soon.

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Earth's Most Customer-Centric Company says fuck you. You don't wanna pay trillions of pounds, you shop elsewhere. You prick.

^ Hahaha omg. Wow they sure as hell did not actually read your complaint.

Dude. I've been to the Shepard's Bush Empire. The venue isn't worth as much as that album.