Stuff Black People Don't Like

Welcome to Stuff Black People Don't Like, a racist little site that once started out as a parody of Stuff White People Like (but was still racist). Now it serves solely to complain about "Black-Run America" (aka BRA). So, let's see what SBPDL is saying about BRA now:

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Knowing that we live in Black-Run America (BRA) it would be wise to point out that in Marvel Comics lore (as of 2002), Rogers was retconned as the second Captain America with a Black person being the original, an obvious homage to the hoax known as the dastardly Tuskegee Experiment.

Just as July 4th parades are seen as a way to turn kids into Republicans - the 'purported' party for white people - and have them love the flag, daring to release Captain America: The First Avenger over the July 4th weekend in theaters would wrap this film in a saccharine patriotism that should no longer exist.

White people can have no heroes anymore and daring to make Captain America a hero on par with Will Smith would be heresy. Wait, you forgot that July 4th was designated as "The Release of the Latest Will Smith" movie?

Sounds like the baaawwing that we saw from the Council of Conservative Citizens when Thor dared to have one of the gods played by Idris Elba.

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Chris Evans will play the part of Captain America in the film debuting on July 22, but you can bet that had Will Smith been cast in the role the film would have debuted on July 4th (or July 4th weekend). Having a white dude synonymous with the red, white, and blue is draconian and an image that can no longer be tolerated.

Some writers, including Jeff Sneider at The Wrap , attacked the whiteness of the character of Captain America. Attacking whiteness of Captain America is attacking the foundations of this nation ...

They should have had Captain America be a Native American dude... or a Japanese guy pulled out of the internment camps... or maybe a Jewish guy. Let the SBPDL guy stick that in his pipe and smoke it.

Regarding the story of the woman who was drowned in a pool and stayed there for days:

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How did no one see the body under 12 feet of water? We already know that Stuff Black People Don't Like includes water , but this story makes us wonder if all of those Black people who swam at the Lafayette Park Pool thought that Joseph's body at the bottom of the pool was nothing more than a giant Baby Ruth candy bar.

Nah, that would be a pretty gross-looking candy bar.

Now, as for stuff Black people don't like... one of them is water.

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Perhaps the reason Black people were denied entry into swimming pools is due to the fact that nearly three-fourths of Black people can’t swim, which puts a strain on the insurance policies of private swimming pools.

Uhhh, no, I'm pretty sure they were originally denied access because of racism, you douchebag.

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Black women don’t swim because of the vast amount of time it takes to perfect their hair and introduce foreign extensions into their artificial locks. This is of course a reason cited for the high obesity rates among Black women, which conversely, corresponds with the rule of never swimming 30 minutes after a meal.

Showercaps, anyone? Also, I love the "hurf durf lazy fatties who don't swim, hurf durf". Reasons for fat women of any color not swimming at a public pool could be that they feel ashamed of how their bodies look, or fear public ridicule.

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In the eyes of the DWL, every Black who fears the water owes the origin of this trepidation to the legacy of segregation. However, an alternative view should be obvious.

Absolutely no record of Black seamanship exists in the history of Africa. A seafaring culture never materialized, perhaps because a great fear of the rivers, lakes, ponds and bodies of water emerged in Africa. All matters of terrifying creatures inhabit the murky of waters there and since all knowledge was passed down (instead of written) orally, Black people developed an intrinsic fear of the water for death could quickly follow a plunge into any body of water there.

This great fear of water was passed down orally (remember, Black people never wrote their history down) until it became ingrained in the DNA of Black people, a learned trait that shows no Blank Slate exists. This fear of water that started long ago in Africa for Black people became a biological and micro-evolutionary inherited trait.

Uhhh, no, fuckwit, that would be a culturally inherited trait, not something inherited biologically. If it even exists and wasn't just something pulled out of your ass.

Feel free to pull out other nuggets of bullcrap wisdom as to what Black People don't like, folks.

If black people are afraid of water,how do we make our kool-aid?

Sounds like a troll site, not a serious site.

Troll site or not, SBPDL sucks. Even David Duke wouldn't touch it.

Could be worse. Could be ED.