Pediatrician Accused of Waterboarding 11 Year Old Daughter

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A Delaware pediatrician who writes about near-death experiences of children and has appeared on "Oprah" is accused of waterboarding his 11-year-old daughter for two years, according to Delaware State Police.

First of all, I can't think of a more useless individual than a pediatrician who writes about near death experiences in kids (something it's his job to AVOID) who has appeared on Oprah. It's a trifecta of Fake Doctor, Douche, and Douche on TV.

Second, in his defense, she may have been Al Qaeda.

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Dr. Melvin Morse, 58, and his wife Pauline, 40, were arrested Tuesday, a day after their daughter told a child advocate that her father had "waterboarded" her four times between May 2009 and May 2011 while her mother watched and did nothing to stop the abuse

In order to give Cyberwulf something to do, I feel I have to blame this all on the mother.

Of course, there's very little besides the girl's very possibly exaggerated word that "waterboarding" actually took place, but the headline is too fucking good to pass up.