Something Weird Happened to Me Today

Once is an odd occurrence. Twice is a coincidence. Three times is weird. But I wouldn't call it bad.

And we love you, Snakey. <3

Snake Bandage wrote:

Just realized all three guys who've ever had legit crushes on me are overweight, clingy and slightly creepy and I'm kind of glad they live across the Atlantic and not anywhere near me.

Wait. Should I have posted it on the bad things thread? Seeing how it's indicative of my shitty nonexistent love life?

...No still more weird than anything.

The last guy who asked me to dance had fresh stitches in his forehead. But he was a fellow karate student from another club, so...

I ate a rattlesnake taquito today.

Lady Anne wrote:

I ate a rattlesnake taquito today.

Try one just caught. Lop off it's head, skin it, gut it and turn it over a fire. It's a damn fine snack while your waiting for your dinner to finish cooking.

Then you can use the head, minus the teeth of course, to scare the shit out of your younger brother.

I know I did.

Mr.Doobie wrote:

I met a girl who reminds me of Cher. She's always changing the color of her hair. But she don't use nothing you buy in a store. She likes her hair to be real orange. She uses taaaaaangeriinnneeess.

...Flaming Lips reference?

Worked out so hard at the gym that my bra spontaneously unhooked itself. Gittin' STRONG

Cyberwulf wrote:

Worked out so hard at the gym that my bra spontaneously unhooked itself. Gittin' STRONG

Either that or your boobs have spontaneously become sentient and are trying to escape captivity.

The awkward moment when you start crying because, even though your current therapist is totally ace, you still really miss your old therapist.

What the fuck, self.

Lady Anne wrote:

I ate a rattlesnake taquito today.

I really didn't need to hear that....

Braigwen wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

Worked out so hard at the gym that my bra spontaneously unhooked itself. Gittin' STRONG

Either that or your boobs have spontaneously become sentient and are trying to escape captivity.

IT HAPPENED AGAIN

STROOONG

Haha, far be it from me to deny you your confidence booster, but I am preeeeety sure sports bras are made to prevent exactly that thing. Just sayin'.

Reepicheep-chan wrote:

Haha, far be it from me to deny you your confidence booster, but I am preeeeety sure sports bras are made to prevent exactly that thing. Just sayin'.

I think what Reep is implying is that your cups are haunted.

I was actually just suggesting she get a sports bra but what you said is fine too. Pervy ghosts, Cy totally hulking out of her clothes, all of these are good options.

It's official, my husband is being sent halfway around the world for a month this summer for work. I okayed it, but I'm still nervous.

The really weird thing came when I asked which of us was more worried about the other one being alone for a month. He said he was sure he could take care of himself, but he was worried that if I were lonely for too long I'd do something stupidly permanent to myself. Even though I'm doing just peachy on my meds and he's the one that managed to break a finger last week at work because he had his hand resting on the back of a chair when someone swiveled it.

Also, I suppose, I saw my doctor today about my increasing problems with my memory. I go back in a couple of weeks to see if there's anything obvious in my bloodwork like low vitamin levels or something, and if that's a dud, I have an appointment with a neurologist next month. Worst case scenario, I have a brain tumor that's behind my increased migraines in the left side of my head. Let's hope for low vitamin D, shall we?

Weird on a personal level: my baby turns six tomorrow. I'm not sure what's happened to the intervening years.

I just saw something in one of my local papers that made me go

Apparently, the Texas State Fair just introduced fried...BEER!

^ Umm, I thought people fried stuff with beer all the time?

Reepicheep-chan wrote:

^ Umm, I thought people fried stuff with beer all the time?

If I'm guessing correctly, it's not frying with beer, it's frying beer. It's probably the same process that was used for frying Coca-Cola.

Lemmingwriter has it right.

Apparently, someone in Wisconsin came up with it. (No surprise.)

Either it will be a total gack-fest with people thinking it a terrible waste of beer...or the single greatest reason to be a guy in the HISTORY of all things men like.

lemmingwriter wrote:

If I'm guessing correctly, it's not frying with beer, it's frying beer. It's probably the same process that was used for frying Coca-Cola.

So it is just beer batter without the fish inside?

Reepicheep-chan wrote:

lemmingwriter wrote:

If I'm guessing correctly, it's not frying with beer, it's frying beer. It's probably the same process that was used for frying Coca-Cola.

So it is just beer batter without the fish inside?

I looked it up. Soooo... Kind of.

I'm getting hungry.

I slipped myself some pink Xannies, danced around the house in all over print panties...

So I go on YouTube to look at videos of cute kitties and somehow end up watching a video of a man getting three bot fly larvae removed from his arm.

Miss Misery wrote:

So I go on YouTube to look at videos of cute kitties and somehow end up watching a video of a man getting three bot fly larvae removed from his arm.

I've done that before. Still not sure how.

Today I met my boss at the store. Our brief conversation went like so:

"What are you doing here?"

"I live near here."

"Oh, really."

"Yeah."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

*seperateways*