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PostSubject: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Sun Sep 26, 2010 8:40 am

I was taking a shower, and all of a sudden I looked up and there was this spider in the corner. It started crawling down the wall towards me, and I said, "Get back up there, you! And stop staring, you perv!"

That's right, I yelled at a spider.

I blame Allen Steele's short story "Whining Boy Blues," in which government agents conduct sting operations using remote-controlled spider drones. Have some paranoia with your shower.
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Sun Sep 26, 2010 9:46 am

We have been having lots of Cardinals around here all summer long, which is extremely unusual for south Texas since we rarely see them at all.

I saw one of the females feeding her babies yesterday in the tree in my back yard and I just asked, "I wish you could tell me why you're down here so early."

I watched the female for a little while, then she flew down to the air conditioning unit attached to the house. She pecked the unit 4 times.

I wonder what it means, if it means anything. Long winter, maybe?
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Sun Sep 26, 2010 5:15 pm

I saw a horseless carriage on the freeway.
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:36 am

EileenK98 wrote:
I was taking a shower, and all of a sudden I looked up and there was this spider in the corner. It started crawling down the wall towards me, and I said, "Get back up there, you! And stop staring, you perv!"

That's right, I yelled at a spider.

I blame Allen Steele's short story "Whining Boy Blues," in which government agents conduct sting operations using remote-controlled spider drones. Have some paranoia with your shower.
You are a braver soul than I. I would have screamed like a little girl and bludgeoned it into paste with whatever was at hand.

Speaking of showers, I have some pleasant foamy soap that comes in one of those pump-type bottles (like the kind hand soap usually comes in). I'm in the shower yesterday, and I pump the thing to get some soap...and out comes something that looks and smells exactly like blood. It only happened the once, and then it was just soap. I have no idea what it was. pale
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:50 pm

Lady Anne wrote:
I saw a horseless carriage on the freeway.

OMG me too. Gosh, I bet they cost like a thousand dollars.
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:52 pm

I am killing zombies with flaming peas.
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:58 pm

Braigwen wrote:
I am killing zombies with flaming peas.

Plants vs. Zombies? I love that game! *gamesquee*
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:01 pm

Yes
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:33 pm

Have you figured out how to enable Mustache Mode yet?
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:40 pm

Nope. I am still trying to fend off those bungee jumping bastards stealing my flower pots.
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Tue Sep 28, 2010 3:00 am

Fuck you all, I just reinstalled it and I played it all pissing night.
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Tue Sep 28, 2010 4:28 pm

I literally played it for five straight hours the day I got it.



Something tells me we should move this to another thread.
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Tue Sep 28, 2010 4:38 pm

On topic.

A zombie just stole my flower pot.
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Tue Sep 28, 2010 5:25 pm

I went to a café in Bath where the waiter deemed it necessary to refer to me as "the lady". As in, "a cup of tea for the lady".

OR IS MY LIFE JUST NOT WEIRD ENOUGH FOR YOU GUYS
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Tue Sep 28, 2010 5:28 pm

PvZ discussion continued here.
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Wed Sep 29, 2010 7:33 am

Tried to participate in an eye-tracking study today. I say tried because the machine could not detect my pupils. Or follow my eyes.

Those things usually work. I must be a witch.
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:56 am

ZoZo wrote:
I must be a witch.
Do you spend most of your time sobbing inconsolably, violently lashing out at all who draw near?
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Wed Sep 29, 2010 4:20 pm

Oh! Oh! Something else! I got syphilis, gonorrhoea, HIV, chlamydia and genital warts, and I didn't qualify for the prize draw, as apparently I needed to get various special combinations of the above to win.
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Wed Sep 29, 2010 5:59 pm

My niece told me she's getting a nose ring.

She's 11.
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Wed Sep 29, 2010 8:23 pm

At least it's not the tongue?
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:16 pm

OK, this one's about a week old, but I've been mulling over it since I heard it and decided to post it here.

One of my bosses (who I actually knew before I got the job- we play Magic at the same place, that was how I heard about it) mentioned, very offhand, that he was breeding rottermans as a hobby. Apparently, Dobermans are prone to this one particular defect and Rottweilers are prone to this other particular defect, so he located two dogs with no family history of those diseases and bred them.

He described what he's trying to create as "a furry handgun" combining the bite power of the Rott with the tooth structure of the Doberman (apparently very good for shredding?) not to mention the stature of one with the size of the other (I forget which is which in this particular case.)

So, um, yeah. Is there a normal way to react to this?
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:24 pm

Yes. "You'd be better served by buying a handgun with shag grips, because as furry handguns go, that's the one that can't be bought off with a bit of beef jerky."
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:51 am

Had a conversation with a boy that lasted well into the night that culminated in me promising to draw a picture of him using me as an acid spitting helmet.


Where did i go wrong.
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Fri Oct 01, 2010 7:43 pm

Pressure from mother to get tattoo wat.
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:17 pm

I danced in the rain with a bunch of teenagers today.
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