Something Weird Happened to Me Today

TheIan wrote:

I was working today and I was approached by a man and three kids (I assume one to be his own and the rest their friends) and he asks me if someone can shake my hand. I agree, and they put heck off, "Shake hands with someone with a beard" and a girl comes over and I take her hand and we shake and they take a picture of it. They get the picture and walk off to do whatever else.

I just stood there a few minutes not fully sure what just happened.

...Scavenger hunt.

A woman came into my store today wearing a nighty made out of denim, house slippers that mooed and a scarf. (May have been a misguided Rikku cosplayer) She had so many hickies on her neck where the scarf didn't cover it looked like she'd been choked by Shaq. Did I mention the pig-tails? She had pig-tails... tied up with dozens of pastel rubber bands each.

I still don't know what to think.

This morning, both of my windshield wipers decided to break instead of remove snow from my windshield. I drive to the nearest tire place and buy replacements. I get the expensive ones because they have no plastic parts to break like the last set. (Which I can't really bitch about because I got them for free last month.) So I set off for work, despite my original intention of taking the day off because of the snow and ice storm we had last night. Get through my day and am heading home when a vehicle in front of me loses a big chunk of ice from their roof which flies high, far and straight into my windshield. The windshield held, but my passenger side wiper did not and off to parts unknown it went.

What are the odds? Not long enough, that's for damn sure.

^
When I said "leave Philadelphia," I thought changing your phone number was implied.

Something weird happened to a Mexican lady at Wal Mart earlier. She was hollering at her son, Marco, and he wasn't paying much attention. She kept yelling "Marco" over and over. Some passing assclown yelled out "polo!"

This site needs to become more active. My dickery is starting to spill out into Real Life.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Something weird happened to a Mexican lady at Wal Mart earlier.  She was hollering at her son, Marco, and he wasn't paying much attention.  She kept yelling "Marco" over and over.  Some passing assclown yelled out "polo!"

This site needs to become more active.  My dickery is starting to spill out into Real Life.

No it doesnt, regale us with your tales of how you, mikey, went into a candy shop, robbed them, then ate the candy in front of the little ones.

so yesterday I got my first drunken tat. "C.R.E.A.M." on my ribcage

Cash Rules Everything Around Me/ C.R.E.A.M./ get the money/ dolla dolla bill ya'llllllllllll

I don't mind Wu-Tang is for the children

Douchbags touching my laundry and piling it up into a ball, twice. I hate people. Almost got hit in the head by more idiots throwing around a football in front of the entrance to my dorm.

Seems legit.