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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Fri Oct 01, 2010 11:06 pm

Guy in my Shakespeare class, comparing answers: "Dang, you're all smart and shit."
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Sat Oct 02, 2010 12:23 am

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Pressure from mother to get tattoo wat.

It's because you're awesome and so bitchin' you like, need that tat to demonstrate how awesome you are?
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Sat Oct 02, 2010 12:52 am

I told some girl in line behind me at a convenience store that her fly was unzipped. She looked up.
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:20 pm

Maximilia wrote:
Blooferlady wrote:
Pressure from mother to get tattoo wat.

It's because you're awesome and so bitchin' you like, need that tat to demonstrate how awesome you are?
It's true. I can't hide it any longer.
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Thu Oct 07, 2010 11:27 am

So, I was walking across campus last week to visit a friend and I see some guys hiding in the bushes, laughing. I ignore them, figuring it's a Friday night and they're drunk, and I keep walking. Then, I hear a sound behind me and turn around. There is a guy following me wearing a wolf mask, I walk for a few more feet and he follows. Finally I turn around and ask him what he wants. He doesn't respond, but he freezes. After a second I keep walking and he stays totally still until I lost sight of him.

I'm assuming this has something to do with rush, as that's what's going on now, but it was still pretty weird.
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Sat Oct 09, 2010 8:42 pm

My mom found a diary I wrote in when I was 6. Here is one of the pages:
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dear boudy how is your life or unlife. sory you had to die. my parents dident know i swear. bye bye bye bye bye!!!
WTF? That probably made perfect sense when I was a little kid. Who the hell is boudy, and why does it sound like I murdered them?
On the next page, I wrote "wench" 8 times. Um, okay.
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Sun Oct 10, 2010 9:38 am

I went to a birthday party for one of the guys my dad graduated with. His wife had hired an Elvis impersonator to preform. What is weird, is who this impersonator looked like. He was a great performer and all, but he looked just like Wesley Crusher from Star Trek TNG.

Spoiler:
 
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:35 pm

I don't know whether or not this falls under "bad" or weird, but here goes:



Today, I was in class when teacher asked us to choose a topic for a persuasive essay. One person chose to write about pedophilia and how pedophiles should be punished. Everyone in the class agreed this was a good essay until the professor said something along the lines of:

"You know, some pedophile's were just born that way, attracted to children. Are you gonna throw them in jail, too?"

I wanted to cry for two reasons. For one thing, it saddened me that people actually believed this. Secondly, I was flabbergasted that this lady was allowed to teach at a community college.
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:46 pm

dracowaltztard wrote:

I wanted to cry for two reasons. For one thing, it saddened me that people actually believed this. Secondly, I was flabbergasted that this lady was allowed to teach at a community college.

The key words here are: "Community college."
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:50 pm

Color me stupid, but I don't grasp your meaning.
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Wed Oct 13, 2010 5:14 pm

dracowaltztard wrote:
Color me stupid, but I don't grasp your meaning.

And that's probably why you're in community college.
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Wed Oct 13, 2010 5:45 pm

My cat went from 4 feet on the floor to sitting on a chair with no apparent intermediate stages.
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Wed Oct 13, 2010 6:03 pm

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My cat went from 4 feet on the floor to sitting on a chair with no apparent intermediate stages.

Kittyportation?
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Wed Oct 13, 2010 6:36 pm

dracowaltztard wrote:
I don't know whether or not this falls under "bad" or weird, but here goes:



Today, I was in class when teacher asked us to choose a topic for a persuasive essay. One person chose to write about pedophilia and how pedophiles should be punished. Everyone in the class agreed this was a good essay until the professor said something along the lines of:

"You know, some pedophile's were just born that way, attracted to children. Are you gonna throw them in jail, too?"

I wanted to cry for two reasons. For one thing, it saddened me that people actually believed this. Secondly, I was flabbergasted that this lady was allowed to teach at a community college.

Well, it depends on the meaning. There are people out there with an innate attraction to children who never act on it. If the teacher was saying it's okay if they acted on it because they couldn't help it, that's bullshit and creepy. If the person writing the essay was headed into thoughtcrime territory, though, I dunno.
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Wed Oct 13, 2010 6:47 pm

dracowaltztard wrote:
"You know, some pedophile's were just born that way, attracted to children. Are you gonna throw them in jail, too?"

I wanted to cry for two reasons. For one thing, it saddened me that people actually believed this. Secondly, I was flabbergasted that this lady was allowed to teach at a community college.

Um. I'm not. Some people are, for whatever reason, attracted to children. These are people who were not 'taught' to feel this way. Also, we have no good information on how many pedophiles there actually are, both because we only know of those who were caught, and because inclination =/= action. Not all pedophiles act upon their urges. Some DO realize that what they feel is terrible, and refuse to harm a child. Do you think these people should be in jail, when they have done nothing wrong? That is likely her point.

Then again, community college. :-\

e: word order is important, yo.


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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:21 pm

I was under the impression that she was talking about those who acted on their urges, given the context of the conversation.

Sorry if I didn't make that clear the first time. I feel embarrassed now.
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:00 pm

Ah. In that case... yeah, I have no clue what the fuck she was on about. Did anyone ask her about it, or did everyone stare because she was talking MOON SPEAK?
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:13 am

I got asked out in Spanish and broken English--the man had his infant son with him at the time, and I'm about 75% sure that he is--or was until recently--married.
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Thu Oct 14, 2010 10:10 am

One of the rescued Chilean miners looks like Nikki Sixx.

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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:04 pm

Redbox had a copy of Human Centipede available for rental when I went to check out the new films.

I just kind of backed away from the machine slowly . . .
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Fri Oct 15, 2010 12:20 pm

I saw a police officer wearing an American police uniform. Do the police do exchange programmes now? scratch
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:07 pm

I went to a liquor store slightly farther away in hunt for my favorite wine.
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Wed Oct 27, 2010 4:34 pm

I had an MRI scan.
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Wed Oct 27, 2010 5:34 pm

Nihilist wrote:
Snake Bandage wrote:
dracowaltztard wrote:
Color me stupid, but I don't grasp your meaning.

And that's probably why you're in community college.

I went to community college.

Shut up, it's the best way to be a big fish in a small fucking pond.

It's just harder to get away with drawing porn for your art assignments.

Heh. I made a clay sculpture of two Centaur in the throws of passion in Community College. The teacher swore it broke in the kiln but I think he kept it to fap to.
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Wed Oct 27, 2010 8:20 pm

Snake Bandage wrote:
dracowaltztard wrote:
Color me stupid, but I don't grasp your meaning.

And that's probably why you're in community college.
Go fuck yourself.
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