World Net Daily

WND -- where the news goes to die.

Most of you are probably aware of World Net Daily, or WND for short, a right-wing electronic news site run by Joseph Farah. Many of you probably associate WND with stuff like the whole birther thing and the Tea Party movement. Pat Boone and Chuck Norris write opinion columns for WND.

But I did some digging on WND and Farah recently and I found some more disturbing stuff... like Farah advocating vigilante 'justice' for adulterers and calling Ozzy Osbourne a "moral terrorist" (never mind that he's about 30 years behind the times on that last one, but whatever).

First up, the vigilante thing.

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Clara Harris loved her husband. She loved her family – the family she and David Harris, an orthodontist, had built together.

Long story made short: Asshole has affair. Asshole promises to break off affair. Wronged Wife is hopeful, but still has a private eye hired to watch his moves, and ends up learning that he's NOT breaking off the affair, but instead is leaving her for the Other Woman. Wronged Wife gets super, super pissed off, and confronts Asshole and Other Woman.

What happens? Well...

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Even Lindsey Harris, David Harris' 16-year-old daughter from a previous marriage, was incensed at her father's treatment of her stepmother. Tearfully, she decided to accompany Clara Harris for a confrontation with the creep.

Clara Harris caught up with David Harris and Bridges in the hotel lobby. She threw a few punches and ripped the blouse of the home-wrecking wench. The creep stood by – apparently afraid to intercede in the fight. A hotel clerk had to break up the fight.

As Clara Harris was escorted from the hotel, the creep mustered the courage to shout to her: "It's over! It's over! It's over!"

This time, the creep was right.

When David Harris emerged from the hotel and tried to get in Bridges' truck, Clara Harris hit the gas on her Mercedes and ran over Harris, shearing the passenger door right off the home wrecker's Navigator. She ran over him a few more times to make sure he was dead.

With the 16-year-old stepdaughter in the car when she was doing this, mind you.

So, for playing GTA IRL with her cheatin' hubby as the victim, Clara Harris was charged with murder. Which she kinda, y'know, did. Admittedly it's a crime of passion, and she probably was NOT thinking straight when she did it, but still, turning someone into ground hamburger -- in front of his own daughter, no less -- is still against the law last time I checked.

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I say: Free Clara Harris. We need more women like her. Live like her.

...More people running over cheating spouses? Imagine the mess on the roadways. You couldn't swing a dead ex-spouse without hitting another pulped ex-spouse.

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There is no accountability any more for the kind of wanton irresponsibility David "The Creep" Harris showed toward his wife and his children. There's no penalty any more for adultery, for abandonment of one's spouse and children. The state doesn't get involved – except to divide up the property and sort out custody issues. No one is punished.

So, wait, you want to burden our already over-burdened legal system with people being punished by the government for being dicks to their spouses? MOST OF THE COUNTRY would end up in court against each other, then. It would be a legal nightmare.

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If I were on that jury, I would find Clara Harris not guilty. After she was sprung, I'd give her a medal. She did the world a favor. She may have acted emotionally. She may be sorry for what she has done. But, frankly, she did the right thing. That creep deserved what he got.

So, wait, playing judge, jury, and executioner is totally fine and cool? What about that part in the Bible where it says to leave vengeance up to God and not to take revenge for yourself? I think that creaming someone with a car kinda counts in that area.

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Free this woman now and let her rebuild a life with her poor children – who have been victimized enough by the trauma instigated by the dead creep.

Free her and let her be an example to every cheating husband and wife in America. There is a price to pay. Sometimes it's the ultimate price.

So, remember kids, don't cheat or your wronged spouse may just come and run you over... or chop you up and throw you in the sea... or shoot you... or kill you in any number of ways!

Because apparently enough of his own supporters went "WTF" at this, Farah restated his opinion on Clara Harris's righteousness again.

But anyway, let us now turn from talking about cheating men and the women who run them over with cars, and to 2002's "moral terrorist" of America... Ozzy Osbourne.

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I've waited a full week to say anything about the White House Press Correspondents Dinner starring President Bush and Ozzy Osbourne.

Much has been written about the event in the meantime. It's time for me to weigh in.

Like anyone really cares.

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To say Osbourne is known for bizarre and twisted songwriting and onstage antics would be an understatement. The lyrics from 1973's "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath" album title track include: "God knows as your dog knows; blast all of you. Sabbath, Bloody Sabbath, nothing more to do. Living just for dying, dying just for you." In 1983 Osbourne sang in "Bark at the Moon": "Howling in shadows. Living in a lunar spell. He finds his heaven. Spewing from the mouth of hell."

Osbourne didn't write the lyrics for "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath". Journalism phail. Also I love how Farah fails to note that Black Sabbath had several songs that are pretty supportive of Christianity.

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Satanic lyrics, evil worldview, disgusting mouth, no musical ability,

Ah.

Farah is a Dio fan, I see.

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drug abuse. This is Osbourne. He is a depraved moral terrorist, seducing young kids who don't know any better into deadly lifestyles.

LOL

"But Malganis," you might say, "That's all old crap! No one cares about it!" And to that I say, it is. But there's moar!

Like how apparently the ONLY people who do anal sex are gay men.

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But the very same people are spreading it (that is, drug-resistant MRSA)– a special-interest group defined proudly by their sexual deviance, a special-interest group actually empowered politically by the very AIDS crisis that once threatened to wipe it out.

It's just another alternative lifestyle, we're told.

Yet it is a lifestyle that is deadly – one that serves as a breeding ground for AIDS, syphilis, rectal gonorrhea, dozens of other sexually transmitted diseases and now MRSA.

I have a profound question to ask: Isn't it time to make anal sex taboo, again?

...Not really, no.

I also love how Farah completely ignores the fact that lesbians and straight people do anal all the damn time. In fact, just by virtue of there being more straights than gays, the majority of people doing ass-lovin' are straight.

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I mean, look what we have learned over the last 20 years!

...That anal sex isn't inherently dirty or wrong or unnatural?

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What do you suppose is riskier – smoking or anal sex?

Smoking, hands down.

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Give me a choice between smoking and anal sex and I'll choose smoking every time. Not just because anal sex has no appeal to me whatsoever, but because anal sex is far more dangerous.

I really don't want to know that you don't want to participate in your wife pounding you up the ass with a strap-on, Farah.

Anyway, I'd post something else recent from Farah that's equally stupid and has something about anal sex not really being sex, but I'm tired of the stupidity. Post away, WGWers.

All I want to know is what rock has this man been hiding under the last 40 years? Has he SEEN Ozzy Osbourn recently? Because I have, and if the shambling man who half the time can't remember his own name without his wife's prompting is a 'moral terrorist,' I'm Princess Anestasia, last of the Romanov's. I grew up listening to the original Black Sabbath, not the Ronnie James Dio version, so I remember when he was being regaled from the pulpits as the second coming of Satan and a destroyer of souls. I was in my mid-late teens at the time. I'm 51 now.

Someone is waaaay off the timeline here, and I don't think it's me.

Also, do you think he'd take the attitude he does towards infidelity if the husband had killed the wife inn front of their kids (remember, honey, cheat on your spouse and this could happen to you!)? I think he would.

As for the only gays have anal sex thing-that's the cornerstone of the antihomosexual handbook. At not point in time, anywhere on earth, has a straight couple or a lesbian couple had anal sex. At no point has a man let his wife penetrate him with a dildo and enjoyed it. At no point has a woman ever let her husband (or girlfriend) penetrate her anally. Because we all know that only faggots like taking it up the ass.

I'll have to ask Morgan about the secret cabal of drug-resistant gays who are openly sowing super HIV. Though he'll probably just look at me blankly and mumble something about 'Mom's been on the internet again' before wandering off.

Also, what business is it of Farah's if two HIV positive men chose to have unprotected sex? As long as they're not doing it with him, it's not like they're putting him in any danger. Now if they were going around having unprotected sex without telling their partners they're HIV positive and drug resistant...or is that what he's implying and I missed it?

People like this make my head hurt.

MRSA as a STD. LOL FAIL.

Staphylococcus aureus is all. over. the. place. Many, many people have it, and about 20% of the population are long-term carriers. It can survive on your pets, and barnyard animals like horses. Usually, it doesn't do just a whole lot, unless someone's immune system is compromised. In those who've had surgery, or have wounds like decubitus ulcers, it's an extremely common infection. It's also quite common in nursing homes (those with MRSA are quarantined, but there are probably other people already infected).

So what he's saying is that when grandma gives you a hug in the nursing home, she might be giving you an STD. Or Rover might give you an STD because he wants his ears scratched.

Rabid Badger wrote:

All I want to know is what rock has this man been hiding under the last 40 years?

Probably the same one where you find the people who believe all those insane conspiracy theories about the Trilateral Commission.

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Give me a choice between smoking and anal sex and I'll choose smoking every time. Not just because anal sex has no appeal to me whatsoever, but because anal sex is far more dangerous.

The key here, obviously, being given the choice in the first place. Fucking idiots.


I can't even navigate this site to find the other article about anal sex hahaha. What the fuck am I looking at.