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PostSubject: PETA is upset with Obama.   PETA is upset with Obama. EmptySat Jun 20, 2009 5:36 pm

But not for buying all those burgers.

PETA wishes Obama hadn't swatted that fly

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The group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals wants the flyswatter in chief to try taking a more humane attitude the next time he's bedeviled by a fly in the White House.

All they want to do is annoy you Mr. President.

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PETA is sending President Barack Obama a Katcha Bug Humane Bug Catcher, a device that allows users to trap a house fly and then release it outside.

Now he just has to learn to catch flys.

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Still, "swatting a fly on TV indicates he's not perfect," Friedrich said, "and we're happy to say that we wish he hadn't."

Everything upsets PETA.
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PostSubject: Re: PETA is upset with Obama.   PETA is upset with Obama. EmptySat Jun 20, 2009 5:40 pm

Wait, over the fly? Seriously?

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PostSubject: Re: PETA is upset with Obama.   PETA is upset with Obama. EmptySat Jun 20, 2009 5:47 pm

I saw this on the news and I fucking loled.

If I could erase one organization from existence it would be PETA.
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PostSubject: Re: PETA is upset with Obama.   PETA is upset with Obama. EmptySat Jun 20, 2009 5:50 pm

Yes, swatting a fly shows he's not perfect.

Not, you know, being wishy-washy and caving to the Right on LGBTQI issues, for example.
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PostSubject: Re: PETA is upset with Obama.   PETA is upset with Obama. EmptySat Jun 20, 2009 6:54 pm

Cyberwulf wrote:
Yes, swatting a fly shows he's not perfect.

Not, you know, being wishy-washy and caving to the Right on LGBTQI issues, for example.

(I just wanted to second the grr on this - why is he only giving benefits to federal employees, and only some benefits? It's just freaking unreasonable and feels like he's teasing people.)
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PostSubject: Re: PETA is upset with Obama.   PETA is upset with Obama. EmptySat Jun 20, 2009 6:56 pm

A_Note_Chaotic wrote:
Cyberwulf wrote:
Yes, swatting a fly shows he's not perfect.

Not, you know, being wishy-washy and caving to the Right on LGBTQI issues, for example.

(I just wanted to second the grr on this - why is he only giving benefits to federal employees, and only some benefits? It's just freaking unreasonable and feels like he's teasing people.)
And federal flies don't get anything! PETA is upset with Obama. 585516
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PostSubject: Re: PETA is upset with Obama.   PETA is upset with Obama. EmptySat Jun 20, 2009 7:16 pm

Lady Anne wrote:
A_Note_Chaotic wrote:
Cyberwulf wrote:
Yes, swatting a fly shows he's not perfect.

Not, you know, being wishy-washy and caving to the Right on LGBTQI issues, for example.

(I just wanted to second the grr on this - why is he only giving benefits to federal employees, and only some benefits? It's just freaking unreasonable and feels like he's teasing people.)
And federal flies don't get anything! PETA is upset with Obama. 585516

Except a horrible painful death.
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PostSubject: Re: PETA is upset with Obama.   PETA is upset with Obama. EmptySat Jun 20, 2009 8:25 pm

Cyberwulf wrote:
LGBTQI

This freaking acronym gets longer ever single time I see it. So... What's the I stand for?
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PostSubject: Re: PETA is upset with Obama.   PETA is upset with Obama. EmptySat Jun 20, 2009 8:30 pm

Intersex, I assume. Correct me if I'm wrong.
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PostSubject: Re: PETA is upset with Obama.   PETA is upset with Obama. EmptySun Jun 21, 2009 1:37 am

A_Note_Chaotic wrote:


(I just wanted to second the grr on this - why is he only giving benefits to federal employees, and only some benefits? It's just freaking unreasonable and feels like he's teasing people.)

Because, as far as I know, the government does not give benefits to non-federal employees, nor has it legislated that employers must grant benefits at all.
(Feel free to correct me on this, if I am incorrect.)

Also, Can the president do that, does the budget just have a large entry on it, "whatever pet project Obama has in mind"? scratch
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PostSubject: Re: PETA is upset with Obama.   PETA is upset with Obama. EmptySun Jun 21, 2009 5:35 am

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Still, "swatting a fly on TV indicates he's not perfect," Friedrich said, "and we're happy to say that we wish he hadn't."


Wait- "we would have liked to keep believing Potus is a flawlessly perfectly perfect superhuman entity"?


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PostSubject: Re: PETA is upset with Obama.   PETA is upset with Obama. EmptySun Jun 21, 2009 6:53 am

Christ, PETA are always good for a laugh. I for one hope they keep on trucking, they brighten my day. Remember that game they came up with around Thanksgiving to demonstrate how you make gravy from scrags of turkey gizzard and feathers, and that a turkey made entirely from tofu was much more appetising?

Bless them.
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PostSubject: Re: PETA is upset with Obama.   PETA is upset with Obama. EmptySun Jun 21, 2009 9:37 am

They'll have a hard time topping the "Sea Kittens", though PETA is upset with Obama. 611762
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PostSubject: Re: PETA is upset with Obama.   PETA is upset with Obama. EmptySun Jun 21, 2009 9:47 am

This fly-swatting incident definitely adds more credence to the theory that Obama is actually a ninja. Now, I can't think of any ninjas born in Hawaii.

Where's the birth certificate?
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PostSubject: Re: PETA is upset with Obama.   PETA is upset with Obama. EmptySun Jun 21, 2009 10:19 am

unskilled78 wrote:
A_Note_Chaotic wrote:


(I just wanted to second the grr on this - why is he only giving benefits to federal employees, and only some benefits? It's just freaking unreasonable and feels like he's teasing people.)

Because, as far as I know, the government does not give benefits to non-federal employees, nor has it legislated that employers must grant benefits at all.
(Feel free to correct me on this, if I am incorrect.)

Also, Can the president do that, does the budget just have a large entry on it, "whatever pet project Obama has in mind"? scratch

Clarification is in order: He is granting some federal benefits to same-sex partners of federal employees. However, they are not receiving all of the benefits that spouses of federal employees receive (such as health care benefits).

So this isn't really a pet project so much as a partial expansion of a pre-existing system.
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PostSubject: Re: PETA is upset with Obama.   PETA is upset with Obama. EmptySun Jun 21, 2009 11:22 am

Oh, PETA. Rolling Eyes Seriously, since when are annoying insects considered "animals"?
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PostSubject: Re: PETA is upset with Obama.   PETA is upset with Obama. EmptySun Jun 21, 2009 6:27 pm

To put it the basic way... Peta's always getting upset with somebody.
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PostSubject: Re: PETA is upset with Obama.   PETA is upset with Obama. EmptySun Jun 21, 2009 6:28 pm

merryb87 wrote:
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PETA is sending President Barack Obama a Katcha Bug Humane Bug Catcher, a device that allows users to trap a house fly and then release it outside.



Now he just has to learn to catch flys.


I can't remember the name of the comic, but he had a bit about this.

"I have environmentalist friend who don't like me squishing spiders."

"'Put it outside,' they say"

"Why, so he can go to his friends and go 'Hey, it's warm in there'? No, screw that."

Cyberwulf wrote:
Not, you know, being wishy-washy and caving to the Right on LGBTQI issues, for example.

Lesbian, gay, bisexual, transsexual, what the hell does Q stand for? Quiet? OH LAWDY, HE FAILED TO KEEP HIS PROMISE TO THE MUTES!1!!

Is the I for idiot?

Aww, Obama let Mikey down by not standing up for the common Idiot. pale
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No, the I is for stfu
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PostSubject: Re: PETA is upset with Obama.   PETA is upset with Obama. EmptySun Jun 21, 2009 6:42 pm

Lesbian
Gay
Bisexual
Transsexual/gender
Queer
Intersex

Oh Mikey, nice ableism while you're at it because as we all know HURRRR MUTES AREN'T PEOPLE

Go jump in front of a fucking truck.
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PostSubject: Re: PETA is upset with Obama.   PETA is upset with Obama. EmptySun Jun 21, 2009 7:21 pm

You know, I don't think that acronym is long enough. It leaves out aesexuals. So let's call it LGBTQIA.

We still missing something?
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PostSubject: Re: PETA is upset with Obama.   PETA is upset with Obama. EmptySun Jun 21, 2009 8:28 pm

EileenK98 wrote:
Oh, PETA. Rolling Eyes Seriously, since when are annoying insects considered "animals"?
Well, technically they are, since they belong to the kingdom Animalia--just like humans.
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PostSubject: Re: PETA is upset with Obama.   PETA is upset with Obama. EmptySun Jun 21, 2009 8:52 pm

Cyberwulf wrote:
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Oh Mikey, nice ableism while you're at it because as we all know HURRRR MUTES AREN'T PEOPLE

Go jump in front of a fucking truck.

Um... correct me if I'm wrong but isn't Queer supposed to be offensive to gay people? I thought that the Q was for Questioning. I mean, throwing in the Q just seems kind of redundant to me if it means Queer. And forgive my lack of knowledge on the subject, but isn't Intersex the same thing as Transsexual, or is Intersex the PC term for people that were born as Hermaphrodites?

Edit to clarify: I don't see PC terms as bad, and hope it didn't come off that way, just curious.
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Knight wrote:
And forgive my lack of knowledge on the subject, but isn't Intersex the same thing as Transsexual, or is Intersex the PC term for people that were born as Hermaphrodites?

Intersex is when people are born with ambiguous genitalia that do not conform to the medical standards of what is considered a baby boy or girl, causing mass confusion regarding the child's gender and how to raise hir. Transsexual/Transgender people are born one gender, but feel to be the other, or neither, or a combination of genders.
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saeku wrote:
This fly-swatting incident definitely adds more credence to the theory that Obama is actually a ninja. Now, I can't think of any ninjas born in Hawaii.

Where's the birth certificate?

Oh, but he is a ninja! I have proof!

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