Teenager accused of raping family cat

Am I a bad person for wanting to post this on /b/?

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A Dartmouth teenager was arrested on the weekend for allegedly trying to have sex with the family cat.

The 16-year-old boy appeared in Halifax youth court today on charges of
bestiality, causing unnecessary pain and suffering to an animal,
breaching an undertaking and two counts of breaching a youth sentence.

Crown attorney Gary Holt told Judge Pam Williams he was opposed to the boy's release. The boy will remain in custody at the Nova Scotia Youth Facility in Waterville until Feb. 18, when he returns to court for a bail hearing.

The teenager's identity is protected by the Youth Criminal Justice Act.
His mother reported him to the authorities Saturday morning after she discovered evidence that the cat had been sexually abused.

... I don't want to think about what sort of evidence that might have been...

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The boy has been charged with sex offences before.
He was sentenced in December to six months of deferred custody and supervision in the community for sexual assault.

He's also scheduled to go to trial May 3 on 10 charges, including single
counts of sexual assault and committing an indecent act.

Oh, just darling, here's a future serial-rapist-in-training... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Where are you hearing all these 'dude rapes animal' stories?

Mystique wrote:

Where are you hearing all these 'dude rapes animal' stories?

Rotten.com. A good resource for horrible, horrible news.

Malganis wrote:

Mystique wrote:

Where are you hearing all these 'dude rapes animal' stories?

Rotten.com. A good resource for horrible, horrible news.

It seems like after the first five 'guy rapes animal/baby/baby animal' stories it'd become old hat.

Mystique wrote:

It seems like after the first five 'guy rapes animal/baby/baby animal' stories it'd become old hat.

You're suggesting that people would grow resistant when continuously exposed to something bad, and that's just insane.

I'm just curious how somebody can rape a cat and leave the encounter with their genitals intact. Cats are flexible creatures made up of teeth and hate.

Notomys mordax wrote:

I'm just curious how somebody can rape a cat and leave the encounter with their genitals intact. Cats are flexible creatures made up of teeth and hate.

I was wondering the same thing; I would have thought that the cat would have at least bitten or tried to bite him, even if it was declawed.

Who knows, maybe that's part of the evidence...

Notomys mordax wrote:

made up of teeth and hate.

I lol'd at this.

But I really don't want to try to think about how he did it. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

No one said it.

Really.










..."That's not how you get pussy."

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Mafiosa wrote:

No one said it.

Really.










..."That's not how you get pussy."

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I can't decide if I'm like [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] or [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] .

Mafiosa wrote:

..."That's not how you get pussy."

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It is if you want pussy that belongs to a pussy.

I'm so tempted to toss this link on /b/ and see if Anonymous manages to make this kid's life a living hell. What with his other sexual assault charges, I'd think he likely deserves it.

Only unfortunate side-effect is that it would blow back on his already likely-mortified and creeped-out family, not to mention if he has a generic name and the tender attentions of Anonymous goes to some poor innocent with the same or similar name.

Malganis wrote:

Mafiosa wrote:

..."That's not how you get pussy."

[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

It is if you want pussy that belongs to a pussy.

I'm so tempted to toss this link on /b/ and see if Anonymous manages to make this kid's life a living hell. What with his other sexual assault charges, I'd think he likely deserves it.

Only unfortunate side-effect is that it would blow back on his already likely-mortified and creeped-out family, not to mention if he has a generic name and the tender attentions of Anonymous goes to some poor innocent with the same or similar name.

To me Anon always seemed like the type who would do the raping, not avenge it.

Mystique wrote:

Malganis wrote:

Mafiosa wrote:

..."That's not how you get pussy."

[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

It is if you want pussy that belongs to a pussy.

I'm so tempted to toss this link on /b/ and see if Anonymous manages to make this kid's life a living hell. What with his other sexual assault charges, I'd think he likely deserves it.

Only unfortunate side-effect is that it would blow back on his already likely-mortified and creeped-out family, not to mention if he has a generic name and the tender attentions of Anonymous goes to some poor innocent with the same or similar name.

To me Anon always seemed like the type who would do the raping, not avenge it.

/b/ loves cats. Remember the Dusty the cat saga?

They might already be aware of it, but being as /b/ is made up of nothing but 13 years olds I doubt anything will come of it.

Mafiosa wrote:

Mystique wrote:

Malganis wrote:

Mafiosa wrote:

..."That's not how you get pussy."

[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

It is if you want pussy that belongs to a pussy.

I'm so tempted to toss this link on /b/ and see if Anonymous manages to make this kid's life a living hell. What with his other sexual assault charges, I'd think he likely deserves it.

Only unfortunate side-effect is that it would blow back on his already likely-mortified and creeped-out family, not to mention if he has a generic name and the tender attentions of Anonymous goes to some poor innocent with the same or similar name.

To me Anon always seemed like the type who would do the raping, not avenge it.

/b/ loves cats. Remember the Dusty the cat saga?

They might already be aware of it, but being as /b/ is made up of nothing but 13 years olds I doubt anything will come of it.

I pretty much went to 4Chan once, saw child porn and 50,000 uses of the word 'cumdumpster', and was too grossed out/disturbed to ever return. Until I posted naked pictures of someone I was mad at along with their phone number anyway, but that's another story...

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I pretty much went to 4Chan once

/b/ sucks huge cocks. /tg/ is where it's at.

And /an/. :3c

Mafiosa wrote:

They might already be aware of it, but being as /b/ is made up of nothing but 13 years olds I doubt anything will come of it.

Anonymous and /b/ trolls have harrassed the everloving shit out of several people/organizations, including Scientology and some folks they didn't like, so it's not such a long shot that they'd do the same to this kid, methinks.

Mafiosa wrote:

Mystique wrote:

Malganis wrote:

Mafiosa wrote:

..."That's not how you get pussy."

[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

It is if you want pussy that belongs to a pussy.

I'm so tempted to toss this link on /b/ and see if Anonymous manages to make this kid's life a living hell. What with his other sexual assault charges, I'd think he likely deserves it.

Only unfortunate side-effect is that it would blow back on his already likely-mortified and creeped-out family, not to mention if he has a generic name and the tender attentions of Anonymous goes to some poor innocent with the same or similar name.

To me Anon always seemed like the type who would do the raping, not avenge it.

/b/ loves cats. Remember the Dusty the cat saga?

They might already be aware of it, but being as /b/ is made up of nothing but 13 years olds I doubt anything will come of it.

I sense a contradiction between the first and second lines.

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I sense a contradiction between the first and second lines.

/b/ wasn't always 13 year olds.

Times have changed.

Mystique wrote:

I pretty much went to 4Chan once, saw child porn and 50,000 uses of the word 'cumdumpster', and was too grossed out/disturbed to ever return. Until I posted naked pictures of someone I was mad at along with their phone number anyway, but that's another story...

Everybody hates /b/ until they need a personal army.

Mafiosa wrote:

/b/ sucks huge cocks. /tg/ is where it's at.

Obese male spotted.

Also, /b/...

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I fucking love /b/.

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I fucking love /b/.

We can tell, newfag.

Mafiosa wrote:

We can tell, newfag.

I don't have that sort of faith in you, fat guy.

That reminds me, I haven't posted my waifu roulette chart on /a/ in ages...

Time to laugh at people when they roll an Edward Cullen.

God speed, good sir.

Mafiosa wrote:

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I sense a contradiction between the first and second lines.

/b/ wasn't always 13 year olds.

Times have changed.

Yes, because now the planned invasions are... elsewhere. >.>;

Namely, eBaums.