The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread

I considered downloading MapleStory onto my laptop... And playing again.

I had sex last night and walked to a Circle K on the way to the bus stop with my girlfriend and bought pumpkin spice cappucino.

I ate a cupcake.

I can't find my Sims 3 CD. ;-;

I found a pregnancy meme on DeviantArt. Now I've seen everything.

According to my friends and family, my sweat smells like metal.

I caught myself collecting bottle caps.

I did a 45-minute kickboxing workout.

Nihilist wrote:

Figured out my mom has Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

and is pretty borderline.

Been two months since I've talked to her and since her birthday came around, she's been callspamming me. More than likely for money.

Thank Cthulhu my phone contract is up next week.

Coincidentally enough, I spent all of yesterday evening looking up both "emotional predator" and NPD on the interwebs, which I stumbled across while doing some half-assed research to see if a book idea had ever been made into a book or movie or something. (It hasn't, as far as I can tell) NPD people are scary... and remind me very strongly of an ex-boyfriend. I think some professional on the subject called them "crazymakers", because they make you crazy. It seemed an apt phrase.

Today I decided to do some solo work, starting with a project called "Straighten Up", where I'm going to do covers of songs by influential queercore band, Pansy Division...



Groovy Underwear

I have the worst cold ever.
Everything hurts.
Please kill me now.

I had swiss roll for breakfast. It was delicious.

I e-mailed my dad and younger sister.

I occupied myself in the bathroom by counting the wall tiles. The long wall contains 15 across and 15 up, so discounting the skirting board it's an almost perfect square. I always thought it was rectangular.

Ran into cute Migraine Study Boy at the Pit, was too chicken to make a move.

SlyChild wrote:

According to my friends and family, my sweat smells like metal.

Mine smells like chocolate, apparently.

My little poly greenhouse tipped itself up to 45 degrees in the wind we're having, so now it's tied to the wall with the washing line and tilted up against said wall. Improbably, neither of these angles affected the plants.

I guess I won't have to worry about ventilation for the moment.

I forgot my keys.

I was able to start my car with the extra key I keep for unlocking the door (cause I've locked my keys in the car more than once), but I needed help to open the house door.

I had tomato soup for lunch today.

Do you have any idea how long it takes to shave one's legs when one has not done it in five months? A REALLY FUCKING LONG TIME, especially when you're as hairy as me.

My low-fat diet was expended to include high-on-fiber cereal that looks like bunny droppings.

Fortunately, it doesn't taste like bunny droppings.

It's 6pm Central. I haven't eaten all day. I just realized this. And I'm only slightly hungry.

I cleaned out my stick insects. Their droppings smell like eucalyptus.

I ordered a birthday present for my dad (an 8GB flash drive).

I still can't figure out what to get my father for Christmas.