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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Sun Jul 04, 2010 3:03 pm

I'm knitting a scarf.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Sun Jul 04, 2010 4:35 pm

I read the latest posts in this thread.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Sun Jul 04, 2010 4:43 pm

I'm trying to figure out how to use ink to draw cupped hands holding water.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Mon Jul 05, 2010 7:14 am

KJM wrote:
I read the latest posts in this thread.

I replied to one of the latest posts in this thread.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:21 pm

I was told during karate practice that my front punch is "kinda wanky".
Oh, dear.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Sun Jul 11, 2010 4:20 am

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Someone please remind me that babysitting underage drinkers who rant about HOW BAD THEY ARE AFTER TWO BEERS is irritating no matter how much I want in their pants.

I would like to "like" this, Facebook-style.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Mon Jul 12, 2010 6:33 pm

Good: I finished my plant propagation / hospital box and finally got a decent set of light readings.

Bad: I melted part of the carpet.

So it evens out.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:16 am

I'm always amazed by the sort of stuff I think is a Good Idea when I'm sleep-deprived due to insomnia. The following is a breakdown of last night's events:

3:00 - Ate seven lime popsicles, one after the other.
4:00 - Pretended to have a rock concert, dancing around in the dark with my mp3 player.
5:00 - Did 15 sudoku puzzles.
6:00 - Practiced my side thrust kick; knocked over a lamp.
7:00 - Was hit with an unusual burst of creativity and gave birth to what is probably one of the best things I've ever written. When I reread it this morning, I found it bone-chillingly, stomach-droppingly disturbing. What is it, you ask?
...Alice in Wonderland fanfiction.
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I need to suck it up and get some goddamn sleeping pills already.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Fri Jul 16, 2010 7:25 pm

I bought this book called I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, a book about a man who is a thoroughly terrible and morally reprehensible person. However, I'm finding several of his stories of debauchery and excess funny.

Now I've read several critiques of his book and have realized that I should be taking this book more seriously, that I've wasted my money, and that I'm a terrible, subhuman monster for thinking some of his stories are funny.

Apparently, this book got really popular with fratboys a few years back, and the only people who like the book are fratboys, who think the narrator is The Second Coming.

I knew I should have gotten My Booky Wook.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Fri Jul 16, 2010 9:32 pm

I had to work in one hour what a coworker should have worked throughout the whole day.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Sat Jul 17, 2010 7:23 am

Watching infomercials.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Sat Jul 17, 2010 9:39 am

My four-year-old is expressing his nudist tendencies; he's just left his underwear on the living room floor.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:08 am

I babysat a parrot named Yoyo.

Well, okay, I was hired to babysit a three-year-old and a one-year-old, but they have a parrot and I will forever remember the parrot.

I also befriended a calico kitten. We meow at eachother when I come home at nights. She's adorable.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Sat Jul 17, 2010 4:12 pm

I woke up and limped around because I spent all yesterday afternoon trying to teach my friend how to ride a bike and he fell on me. He did improve quite a lot, though...
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Sat Jul 17, 2010 9:45 pm

I had my wisdom teeth extracted yesterday morning. My face looks like the Hindenburg and I'm talking like I have Lockjaw, but for the rest of the day, I was physically incapable of being upset or irritated by anything. That could be because they had to give me a whopping dose of anesthetic since I wouldn't go under.

Doc: You'll start to feel sleepy in a minute.
Me: Okay.
Doc: ...
Me: ...
Doc: You'll start to feel sleepy in a minute.
Me: ...
Doc: ...
Me: How long until I-*passes out*

-5 minutes later-


Me: *is awake*
Doc: *injects local*
Me: I am aware that that is painful, and yet I do not care. I will say "ouch", as that seems to be the appropriate reaction.
Me: Unnnh. *passes out, as they have dispensed more Sleepy Juice*

Now I can't open or close my mouth all the way, and I am most definitely Not Pleased.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Sun Jul 18, 2010 7:45 am

I posted an image.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Sun Jul 18, 2010 9:15 am

My digestive system has been telling me to go fuck myself for 24 hours already. I'm running out of beano, goddamn it.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Sun Jul 18, 2010 4:06 pm

I took a nap.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:33 pm

Little girl who I babysit just asked me out of fucking nowhere if I "had two mommies".

Between this and "Hey Lembech, I had a dream, and you were in it, an-pretty flowers! You were telling me to wake up". I swear to god I could turn this child's conversations into a web comic.

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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Sat Jul 24, 2010 11:21 am

I received a parcel of tourist shit from an overseas relative who is an idiot.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Sat Jul 24, 2010 5:03 pm

I won a shirt.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:25 pm

I bought a copy of Nabokov's Lolita today. The cover image is an old man creepily fondling a tulip while glaring at me. I am irrationally afraid to sleep with this thing face up.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Tue Jul 27, 2010 10:04 pm

Making vacation plans (we leave a week from Saturday) with the 11-year-old, who is coming up with us.
Having fun is mandatory.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Tue Jul 27, 2010 10:39 pm

I am now involved in workplace drama. Blarg.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   Wed Jul 28, 2010 2:29 am

SlyChild wrote:
I bought a copy of Nabokov's Lolita today. The cover image is an old man creepily fondling a tulip while glaring at me. I am irrationally afraid to sleep with this thing face up.
Mine had a hot teenage girl on it. I was embarrassed to read it in public.
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