Marble Hornets: Scariest shit I've seen in a while

It says:

"We will wait for you no more.
Control is being taken away from you.
From the start it has been a game for us.
Not anymore.
We're coming for you.
And you will lead me... to the ark."

....yeeeeeah

New entry!


Hmm.

Holy shit.

Spoiler:

I'm suck between AHHH, and AWESOME.

My bf thought when he got the date texted to him that this would be endgame. I can't imagine now, with the "HELP" that this'll be over.

AAAHHHHH



WHY DID I WATCH THIS BEFORE BED

Alex admittedly looks cute with that haircut.

AAH HE WAS RIGHT THERE OH MAN J BE CAREFUL

OH HEY DER SLENDERMAN

JUST LET YOURSELF IN

DOOR'S OPEN

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Slendy: ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MEEEEEE?

it's the camera that attracts him

ps how to suck the horror out of that video: mute the volume once Slendy appears and play inappropriate music

Cyberwulf wrote:

ps how to suck the horror out of that video: mute the volume once Slendy appears and play inappropriate music

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Stop being such a wussy.

I couldn't stop laughing when Slenderman appeared (after the initial "GAH") but I don't know why.

Call me a wussy, Psy, I'll be the wussy who can fucking sleep tonight.

Psy-4 wrote:

>implying I can't sleep after Marble Hornets

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jesus christ at time like this I wish I were an mod because posts this shitty deserve at least temp ban so you can learn to quit pissing in the metaphorical watering hole for the fuck of it

Look at this

Look at this everyone

Don't do this

Don't be this guy

Psy-4 wrote:

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That's not gonna butter me up.

Oh hey guys.

Just gonna leave this here.

EDIT: vvv I second this. EverymanHYBRID's really impressed and freaked me out me lately. Watch it, god damn it. vvv

We need a Slendy emote.

Also, while we wait for some actual updates beyond teasers, everyone should check out Everyman HYBRID.

I'm sorry, but I cannot get past the absolutely atrocious acting in EverymanHYBRRID and the ridiculous things like a NINE MINUTE VIDEO ABOUT SELF DEFENSE WTF COME ON DID IT REALLY HAVE TO BE NINE MINUTES? I MEAN, NOTHING EVEN HAPPENED IN IT

And how about the TEN MINUTE LONG hiking video? Unnecessary. I watched the whole thing squinting for slendy sightings and get, what? Them breaking down a door at the end? Bad, bad technique. Bad storytelling and filming, guys. Ugh. I was intrigued at the beginning, but then it was just tiresome.

That time of the month, is it?

Alhazred wrote:

That time of the month, is it?

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Also relevant:

Mafiosa wrote:

Look at this

Look at this everyone

Don't do this

Don't be this guy

ETA: Has anyone seen TribeTwelve? I watched it after EverymanHYBRID, and I actually lol'd because the beginning videos of TribeTwelve are more like the purposely badly-done bits in the beginnings of EverymanHYBRID. Ouch.

Why would you use him for that? It's completely impossible to tell what emotion that man is ever trying to express.

I see it as a mix of amusement and disapproval, you little rascal, you.

This is Nicolas Cage happy:

This is Nicolas Cage sad:

This is Nicolas Cage having an orgasm: