People of Walmart

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Mother of the Year
Captain America does some shopping
This man is my hero
See-through bike shorts + granny panties + skid marks = SUCCESS!

The last guy is apparently an exhibitionist

Aw jeez, you beat me to it. Well played, new member, well played.

That bloke in the see-through shorts...there is nothing that would look good under see-through shorts. They are simply not appropriate for public wear.

Lexin wrote:

That bloke in the see-through shorts...there is nothing that would look good under see-through shorts. They are simply not appropriate for public wear.

I was always under the impression that see-through shorts were meant to be worn UNDER stuff. <.<;

The Alien from Uranus wrote:

Lexin wrote:

That bloke in the see-through shorts...there is nothing that would look good under see-through shorts. They are simply not appropriate for public wear.

I was always under the impression that see-through shorts were meant to be worn UNDER stuff. <.<;

... Under the underwear hahaha.

Minako, this is a great find. Oh god hahaha.

I went through both this and the "This is Why You're Fat" site with a friend after class (alternating between pages). I don't think I've ever wanted to laugh and be sick more in my life. D:

One time when I was in Walmart, I heard a conversation between a mom and her little boy who couldn't have been more than four or five. It made me so hard.

The little boy said something and his mom was like:
"What are you?!"
"Mommy's mistake."
"And what should you have been?"
"A trip to the abortion clinic."

I foresee a lot of therapy for that kid. Sheesh.

And a lot of whining about ingratitude as she gets older, I'm willing to bet.

"I nagged my fingers to the bone for that ungrateful little cuntwipe!"

Holy shit.

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...there needs to be a new word to describe that... that body part. What the hell is it? Wings?

Back-boobs?

ZoZo wrote:

...there needs to be a new word to describe that... that body part. What the hell is it? Wings?

A... malformed conjoined twin? o.O

But seriously, that top was not a good idea. Not in any kind of way.

ZoZo wrote:

...there needs to be a new word to describe that... that body part.

Uncomfortable? For all parties involved?

God I hope that's a shoop.

Delcat wrote:

ZoZo wrote:

...there needs to be a new word to describe that... that body part.

Uncomfortable? For all parties involved?

God I hope that's a shoop.

If not, that's a real strike against the creationists. A loving, merciful God would surely never create unnameable part-breast, part-wing, all-frightening appendages, surely?

Unless that's what they mean by "His own image".

Yattara wrote:

Back-boobs?

I would have gone for this, too.

And the choice of top does not help, it just makes the back-boobs look worse.

ZoZo wrote:

Unless that's what they mean by "His own image".

Now I am really hoping He'll look like in South Park....

Yattara wrote:

Back-boobs?

I honestly thought they were boobs for a split second. The truth is much harder to bare (dohohoho).

Kitbug wrote:

One time when I was in Walmart, I heard a conversation between a mom and her little boy who couldn't have been more than four or five. It made me so hard.

The little boy said something and his mom was like:
"What are you?!"
"Mommy's mistake."
"And what should you have been?"
"A trip to the abortion clinic."

Please, please, please tell me you're kidding.

On-topic, I really don't like People of Walmart. Tackily dressed or not, I think it's equally poor form to snap a picture of a total stranger and post it online without their knowledge or consent for everyone to look at and mock. It just strikes me as incredibly rude and creepy. If someone takes a picture and posts it online of their own free will, well, then someone else fucking around with it might be rude, but the person who was in the picture took it and made the decision to post it, so you could argue that they knew and accepted the risks of doing that.

However, photographing, uploading said photo, and then mocking someone without their knowledge or consent? Creepy, IMHO, and I don't care how poorly they're dressed.

Malganis wrote:

Kitbug wrote:

One time when I was in Walmart, I heard a conversation between a mom and her little boy who couldn't have been more than four or five. It made me so hard.

The little boy said something and his mom was like:
"What are you?!"
"Mommy's mistake."
"And what should you have been?"
"A trip to the abortion clinic."

Please, please, please tell me you're kidding.

I wish I was, but I don't kid about stuff like that.

Kitbug wrote:

Malganis wrote:

Kitbug wrote:

One time when I was in Walmart, I heard a conversation between a mom and her little boy who couldn't have been more than four or five. It made me so hard.

The little boy said something and his mom was like:
"What are you?!"
"Mommy's mistake."
"And what should you have been?"
"A trip to the abortion clinic."

Please, please, please tell me you're kidding.

I wish I was, but I don't kid about stuff like that.

What was the tone of voice the kid used? Resigned? Hurt? On the verge of tears? Did anyone else overhear this? What happened after that exchange?

I just... cannot fathom this.

Malganis wrote:

Kitbug wrote:

Malganis wrote:

Please, please, please tell me you're kidding.

I wish I was, but I don't kid about stuff like that.

What was the tone of voice the kid used? Resigned? Hurt? On the verge of tears? Did anyone else overhear this? What happened after that exchange?

I just... cannot fathom this.

Resigned and very unhappy. IDK about the other stuff, I decided it was a good time to stop screwing around in the electronics section and finish my errand and get out of there. This was several years ago and I was very much the opposite of confrontational.

I admire how despite all her fame and fortune Lady Gaga still shops at Walmart.

Alex89 wrote:

I admire how despite all her fame and fortune Lady Gaga still shops at Walmart.

She's actually fabulous and also my idol in this picture.