Couple Tries to Sell Baby at Walmart

Police: Calif couple tried to sell baby at Walmart

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SALINAS, Calif. – A California couple faces child endangerment charges after police say they tried to sell their 6-month-old baby for $25 outside a Walmart store.

$25? I know Walmart has low prices, but this is ridiculous.

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Salinas police spokesman, Officer Lalo Villegas, said Thursday that Patrick Fousek, 38, and Samantha Tomasini, 20, were arrested early Wednesday, hours after Fousek allegedly approached two women outside Walmart and asked if they'd like to purchase his child.

I guess panhandling wasn't cutting it.

Every time I think I've read the worst people can do, something else comes along and assures me that, no, there is no limit to the stupid.

I remember when I was a kid, the cousin I lived with used to tell me all the time that the family had bought me at Wal-Mart. (She also claimed K-Mart and Target on a few occasions) I'm sure other kids had the same experience.

Be kind of funny for this kid, in that it would be true.

Or, you know, sad and pathetic.

But still a little funny.

Lady Anne wrote:

Patrick Fousek, 38, and Samantha Tomasini, 20

Jesus, he's old enough to be her father.

Just Chipper wrote:

Lady Anne wrote:

Patrick Fousek, 38, and Samantha Tomasini, 20

Jesus, he's old enough to be her father.

You have no idea what you've just done.

Now every hipster assclown on this board will be flooding in here to wax idiotic about lifestyles and how openminded they are and how you can't judge anyone ever. I say Mally will be the first, followed by Lapin, then Nihilist will write a short (500 word) essay about something.

I don't know what she's talking about, I never read all of that tl;dr.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Just Chipper wrote:

Lady Anne wrote:

Patrick Fousek, 38, and Samantha Tomasini, 20

Jesus, he's old enough to be her father.

You have no idea what you've just done.

Now every hipster assclown on this board will be flooding in here to wax idiotic about lifestyles and how openminded they are and how you can't judge anyone ever. I say Mally will be the first, followed by Lapin, then Nihilist will write a short (500 word) essay about something.

I don't know what she's talking about, I never read all of that tl;dr.

It's beyond fascinating that you're commenting on what people will say when you yourself are the most predictable in your mediocre pot stirring, and faux, self-parodying attempts at edginess. I haven't posted here in about 3-4 months and you're still exactly the same. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Just Chipper wrote:

Lady Anne wrote:

Patrick Fousek, 38, and Samantha Tomasini, 20

Jesus, he's old enough to be her father.

It's surprising he didn't try to sell her, too.

Hot Cancer wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Just Chipper wrote:

Lady Anne wrote:

Patrick Fousek, 38, and Samantha Tomasini, 20

Jesus, he's old enough to be her father.

You have no idea what you've just done.

Now every hipster assclown on this board will be flooding in here to wax idiotic about lifestyles and how openminded they are and how you can't judge anyone ever. I say Mally will be the first, followed by Lapin, then Nihilist will write a short (500 word) essay about something.

I don't know what she's talking about, I never read all of that tl;dr.

It's beyond fascinating that you're commenting on what people will say when you yourself are the most predictable in your mediocre pot stirring, and faux, self-parodying attempts at edginess. I haven't posted here in about 3-4 months and you're still exactly the same. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN

I missed the FUCK out of you.

Also, is it bad that first I laughed at the mental image, THEN I felt bad for the baby? D:

Could be worse. At least they weren't selling Rat-onna-stick.

InkWeaver wrote:

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN

I missed the FUCK out of you.

Also, is it bad that first I laughed at the mental image, THEN I felt bad for the baby? D:

Yay I'm popular. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Exams and assorted real life just took precedent over WGW for a while.

I guess K-Mart was closed.