Couple banned from making REALLY loud sex noises

Sounds were described as "unnatural"...

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Caroline and Steve Cartwright's love-making was described as "murder" and "unnatural" at Newcastle Crown Court.

Neighbours, the local postman and a woman taking her child to school complained about the noise.

Cartwright, 48, from Washington on Wearside, pleaded guilty to three counts of breaching the Asbo. (Mal's note: Asbo being "anti-social behavior order", a court order banning her from making loud-ass sex noises.)

She will be sentenced on 18 January.

At an earlier hearing, next door neighbour Rachel O'Connor told the court she was frequently late for work because she overslept having been awake most of the night because of the noise.

She said: "The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain. I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it."

Wow. That must be some... good sex?

Wait, her neighbors heard it? And this is in a house, not an apartment...

Good God. :eng99:

Well, holy crap. That's just ouch. Hearing the occasional moan and groan if walls are thin is annoying, but this? Ouch.

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"It was clearly of a very disturbing nature and it was also compounded
by the duration - this was not a one-off, it went on for hours at a
time.

Poor neighbors. Especially since it sounds like they suffered from sleep deprivation due to it.

On the bright side, they now have an excuse to break out the gags.

I used to live in a townhouse. Next door lived a pimp. Guess which room my bedroom was right next to?

I feel quite sorry for the woman who had to put up with that couple. At least what I heard wasn't that bad.

But you can be as loud as the hell you want when you're making love!

Delcat wrote:

But you can be as loud as the hell you want when you're making love!

Not if you're keeping the next door neighbors awake. Especially if the next door neighbors house is 50 feet away from yours.

Reminds me of that episode of "The Thin Blue Line," (Rowan Atkinson police series), where a woman was arrested for having loud sex in her garden shed.
Wish I could remember the name of the episode, so I could look it up on Youtube . . .

Sloth wrote:

Wait, her neighbors heard it? And this is in a house, not an apartment...

Hahahaha oh God. "Are they killing pigs in there? At midnight?"

EileenK98 wrote:

Reminds me of that episode of "The Thin Blue Line," (Rowan Atkinson police series), where a woman was arrested for having loud sex in her garden shed.
Wish I could remember the name of the episode, so I could look it up on Youtube . . .

Night Shift.

Lady Anne wrote:

EileenK98 wrote:

Reminds me of that episode of "The Thin Blue Line," (Rowan Atkinson police series), where a woman was arrested for having loud sex in her garden shed.
Wish I could remember the name of the episode, so I could look it up on Youtube . . .

Night Shift.

That was the one with Kray commenting something like "No good asking her to come quietly, I suppose?"

Can't believe this showed up in the news, you guys!!!!!!! I'm SOOOOOO embarrassed!!!!!!!!!