So.... Uhhh... These people...

We don't have a "Godawful people" thread. Why don't we have a godawful people thread?

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Should I make this a godawful people thread? We can include that mentally ill homophobic lady and John Derbyshire and Richard Littlejohn.

Only if we get to include violent subhumans and people from Philadelphia.

But then, I repeat myself.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Only if we get to include violent subhumans and people from Philadelphia.

But then, I repeat myself.

Jawn. Cheesesteaks. Eagles.

Reppin' Philly hard, best get to steppin'.

Cheesesteaks are the only redeeming feature of that city.

>mfw the Flyers never win Stan Lee's Cup
>mfw the Eagles never win a Superb Owl
>mfw the 76ers are forever irrelevant
>mfw Ryan Howard is the worst baseball player ever

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But jawn is still the best slang word ever. I mean, everything's a jawn. That's a jawn. This is a jawn. Here's a jawn, there's a jawn, everywhere a jawn jawn...

WD40 wrote:

Should I make this a godawful people thread? We can include that mentally ill homophobic lady and John Derbyshire and Richard Littlejohn.

Can't have a godawful people thread without Fred Phelps.

Miss Misery wrote:

WD40 wrote:

Should I make this a godawful people thread? We can include that mentally ill homophobic lady and John Derbyshire and Richard Littlejohn.

Can't have a godawful people thread without Fred Phelps.

I second this motion.

Man I know the only reason I hate being raped is because of socital norms. Fuck all those laws about not raping people!

dafuq did i read

Reepicheep-chan wrote:

Man I know the only reason I hate being raped is because of socital norms. Fuck all those laws about not raping people!

I know, right? "Submissive" means SUBMISSIVE TO EVERYBODY. I want everyone equally, without preference.

WD40 wrote:

We don't have a "Godawful people" thread. Why don't we have a godawful people thread?

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This is funny, because Chris and I have a character in our roleplays who demands that all women bow down to him and give him sex whenever he wants. (No one takes him seriously.) I had no idea this character existed in real life.

YOU ARE HIS SOCKPUPPETS YOU ARE TROLLS THIS IS PROOF!

Mr.Doobie wrote:

YOU ARE HIS SOCKPUPPETS YOU ARE TROLLS THIS IS PROOF!

It doesn't help that I'm confused as shit right now.

New entry for the Horrible people thread.

Pastor Charles L. Worley of Providence Road Baptist Church in Maiden, North Carolina

Pastor Worley has a plan on how to get rid of the gays.

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Build a great, big, large fence — 150 or 100 mile long — put all the lesbians in there... Do the same thing for the queers and the homosexuals and have that fence electrified so they can't get out… And you know what, in a few years, they'll die.

Stick them all in a death camp, watch them all die and - BOOM! No more gays! Problem solved! Brilliant!


Pastor Worley is an idiot, along with being a homophobe a bigot and all-round shitstain.

What is it with Baptists?

WD40 wrote:

Pastor Worley is an idiot, along with being a homophobe a bigot and all-round shitstain.

Word.

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Pastor Worley: The not-so-holy man concludes, "God have mercy. It makes me pukin' sick to think about — I don't even whether or not to say this in the pulpit — can you imagine kissing some man?"

I can and I do. And it's HOT!!!!

Miss Misery wrote:

WD40 wrote:

Pastor Worley is an idiot, along with being a homophobe a bigot and all-round shitstain.

Word.

Quote :

Pastor Worley: The not-so-holy man concludes, "God have mercy. It makes me pukin' sick to think about — I don't even whether or not to say this in the pulpit — can you imagine kissing some man?"

I can and I do. And it's HOT!!!!

And there was a time when this was a common, nonsexual way for two men to greet each other.

WD40 wrote:

New entry for the Horrible people thread.

Pastor Charles L. Worley of Providence Road Baptist Church in Maiden, North Carolina

Pastor Worley has a plan on how to get rid of the gays.

Quote :

Build a great, big, large fence — 150 or 100 mile long — put all the lesbians in there... Do the same thing for the queers and the homosexuals and have that fence electrified so they can't get out… And you know what, in a few years, they'll die.

Stick them all in a death camp, watch them all die and - BOOM! No more gays! Problem solved! Brilliant!


Pastor Worley is an idiot, along with being a homophobe a bigot and all-round shitstain.

He's probably so deep in the closet he's having conversations with Aslan.

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He's probably so deep in the closet he's having conversations with Aslan.

Wouldn't that make him a prophet?

Lady Anne wrote:

And there was a time when this was a common, nonsexual way for two men to greet each other.

As if Pastor Electricfence would see it that way even if it meant the firing squad.

He would be all "ZOMG two men kissing how dare two men show affection for each other how dare two men love each other HOW DARE THEY IT'S AN ABONIMATION AN ABOMINATION I TELL YOU NEXT THING YOU KNOW THEY'LL BE THERE MAKING AN HONEST LIVING AND BEING PRODUCTIVE MEMBERS OF SOCIETY LETS STARVE THEM TO DEATH KILL THEM ALL WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN????"

When will he realize that the source of gay people is straight people having all these gay babies?

myeerah wrote:

When will he realize that the source of gay people is straight people having all these gay babies?

I think his response to that point is something like this:

This jerk really puts the "past" in "pastor"; his wall calendar may say 2012, but his mental one seems to be stuck on 1800. Who'd he get his theological education from, Fred Phelps?

Quite apart from anything else, Chris, the Protestants don't have a monopoly on this kind of backward thinking.

Actually, I've just had a thought...

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Build a great, big, large fence — 150 or 100 mile long — put all the lesbians in there... Do the same thing for the queers and the homosexuals and have that fence electrified so they can't get out… And you know what, in a few years, they'll die.

Notice how he's grouping Lesbians separately from both "Queers" and homosexuals...

D'ya think that is down to general ignorance - or has he deliberately grouped Lesbians, "queers" and homosexuals differently? Possibly as a reaction to the whole "ladylovin' = sexy, while manlovin' = God have mercy. It makes me pukin' sick to think about"...?


Or am I just a little drunk and thinking too much about someone whose opinions are worth less than the black lumps hanging off my cat's assfur?

WD40 wrote:

Actually, I've just had a thought...

Quote :

Build a great, big, large fence — 150 or 100 mile long — put all the lesbians in there... Do the same thing for the queers and the homosexuals and have that fence electrified so they can't get out… And you know what, in a few years, they'll die.

Notice how he's grouping Lesbians separately from both "Queers" and homosexuals...

D'ya think that is down to general ignorance - or has he deliberately grouped Lesbians, "queers" and homosexuals differently? Possibly as a reaction to the whole "ladylovin' = sexy, while manlovin' = God have mercy. It makes me pukin' sick to think about"...?


Or am I just a little drunk and thinking too much about someone whose opinions are worth less than the black lumps hanging off my cat's assfur?

My thought was that he was still segregating men and women, and just—for some reason—assuming that queer=male. After all, if you don't want them to breed, you don't want them to mingle.

I still stand by my assertion that it's often impossible to tell the difference between the crazy and the clinically insane.