Man sues AXE deodorant because he can't get laid

Penguin wrote:

Another reason is that since it's supposed to be a "deodorant" they use it as a stand-in for hygiene. My roommate at Sheppard would do this. No time for a shower? Hose self down in Axe. Forgot to do laundry? Spray shirt with Axe. (And all that glorious Texass heat.) And so on.

That should be illegal. Dousing yourself in Axe is disgusting, it doesn't help, it just creates another worse smell. I remember a guy at my school did that and I couldn't talk when we walked past him, because I'd end up tasting the smell. Tasting!

Guess what? It's all a hoax!

Cyberwulf wrote:

Penguin wrote:

Another reason is that since it's supposed to be a "deodorant" they use it as a stand-in for hygiene. My roommate at Sheppard would do this. No time for a shower? Hose self down in Axe. Forgot to do laundry? Spray shirt with Axe. (And all that glorious Texass heat.) And so on.

Ohhh, the mank of that.

I haven't heard that word for a long time, and I shall start using it again.

I suppose it had to be a hoax, really. It was all there: the stupid foreigner, the face-value plausibility...

Somath Cegem wrote:

Lysander wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

I use Axe

Then you are probably sucking your own cock right now.

Correction!!

First time I ever saw the quote correction used to accuse a man of having a huge penis.

Penguin wrote:

Jocelyn wrote:

I think that stuff stinks all to hell, and want to hold my nose whenever I pass a man wearing it. (Ya know, men on whom I do smell it always seem to be drenched in the stuff - maybe it's a commentary on AXE's target audience?)

It goes back to the commercials again, where they show dudes spraying half a can into each armpit and then another in an X across their chest or some crap. They're basically doing the equivalent of being that old woman drenched in cheap perfume that nobody wants to sit by in church.

Well, we didn't think they'd tell us to use a product sparingly that they want to sell more of, right?

Who here remembers that tooth paste tubes used to have much smaller openings? These days you can get a finger in there. This is so people will use more in one go and buy more toothpaste.

Penguin wrote:

Another reason is that since it's supposed to be a "deodorant" they use it as a stand-in for hygiene. My roommate at Sheppard would do this. No time for a shower? Hose self down in Axe. Forgot to do laundry? Spray shirt with Axe. (And all that glorious Texass heat.) And so on.

I swear my sinuses just crawled all the way back into my brain upon reading that.

Knorg wrote:

Somath Cegem wrote:

Lysander wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

I use Axe

Then you are probably sucking your own cock right now.

Correction!!

First time I ever saw the quote correction used to accuse a man of having a huge penis.

You're forgetting that Mikey has his head up his own ass most of the time and therefore has a very flexible spine.

Cyberwulf wrote:

You're forgetting that Mikey has his head up his own ass most of the time and therefore has a very flexible spine.

Does he also have a long tongue? Enquiring minds and all that.

Lexin wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

You're forgetting that Mikey has his head up his own ass most of the time and therefore has a very flexible spine.

Does he also have a long tongue? Enquiring minds and all that.

Mikey the Anteater!

Lapin wrote:

Lexin wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

You're forgetting that Mikey has his head up his own ass most of the time and therefore has a very flexible spine.

Does he also have a long tongue? Enquiring minds and all that.

Mikey the Anteater!

Or Mikey as Toad.

Saleha wrote:

Lysander wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

I use Axe

Then you are probably sucking a cock right now.

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Doubtful. The gay people I know wouldn't be caught dead wearing Axe. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Hey! I resent that. I also use Axe - though, I use it the way deodorants should be used: moderately, not as a sprinkler-system. I think that the guys that actually reek of Axe confuse 'deodorant' with 'proper scent' and somewhere got the idea that a scent should be smelled by everyone in a 10 feet radius, and not just by somebody who's stepping into your comfort zone. (To be fair, some ladies could use a memo of this as well. Yes, yes, I like Chanel No°5 too, but I really don't need to smell it from the other side of the train, thank you.)
(Also, I use Axe Africa on basis of exemption. With me, other deodorants either tend to get sticky (8x4), leave white marks (Sanex) or end up smelling absolutely foul, like cat pee or rotten flowers. Ugh.)

Lexin wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

You're forgetting that Mikey has his head up his own ass most of the time and therefore has a very flexible spine.

Does he also have a long tongue? Enquiring minds and all that.

Hey, Mikey.

While it's a stupid reason to sue somebody, I'm not really gonna stand up for any marketing departments that pull the "Our product makes you sexy" approach to selling deoderant and perfume.

Nothing particuarly wrong with using attractive people to advertise it, but the "Sex magnet" thing is really annoying. It doesn't make you more sexy in any way; it just makes you smell nice!

And if you're like me, you won't even notice that.

I occasionally consider using Axe on Tranny Tuesdays (and Sex Swap Saturdays, and Titless Thursdays, and so on)--I'm well aware it stinks like Eau de Yak Urine, but I think it may be a more effective stimulus to make people think "Whoa, here comes a male college student" than any breast-slimming garment I could buy.

Delcat wrote:

I occasionally consider using Axe on Tranny Tuesdays (and Sex Swap Saturdays, and Titless Thursdays, and so on)--I'm well aware it stinks like Eau de Yak Urine, but I think it may be a more effective stimulus to make people think "Whoa, here comes a male college student" than any breast-slimming garment I could buy.

Old Spice ftw

It's no wonder that this maxxn thought this way with the way commercialism is. This is what happens when the patriarchy is in charge! Maxxles come onto me all the time with with that disgusting AXE, waiting to get some action. I usually do end up letting them fuck me, but in the end, I chop off their balls and get an abortion to show my rights!

Sloth wrote:

Delcat wrote:

I occasionally consider using Axe on Tranny Tuesdays (and Sex Swap Saturdays, and Titless Thursdays, and so on)--I'm well aware it stinks like Eau de Yak Urine, but I think it may be a more effective stimulus to make people think "Whoa, here comes a male college student" than any breast-slimming garment I could buy.

Old Spice ftw

Or English Leather

With this line of logic, I should have sued Seventeeen magazine back in high school for failing to "land me that hottie in math class" and making me look "totally cute for the new school season".