Mother tries to get her son laid on Craigslist

Truth stranger than fiction

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"This is going to sound strange but my son is a senior in High School and I want to help him. He's 18 and will go away to Harvard in the fall. He's extremely smart but socially awkward, has never had a girl friend and I'm sure he's a virgin. I want to find a cute young girl to date him and turn him from high school nerd to cool college kid," the mother wrote in the ad.

But Mom, what if the son is just fine with being an introvert? What if he's gay? Don't you think that's just a tad overbearing?

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The mother then wrote on how a meeting would take place between the young woman and her son.

She proposes to purchase four tickets to a concert, with two to be given to her son and two to the woman.

"He'll go to the show with one of his buddies (no way he'll take a girl, he's to shy to ask them out) and you and your friend will be in the seats next to them.

It is then that the mother wants the woman to "eventually pick him up".

"Ask him to take you somewhere after and ditch your friends. Then you seduce him and take his virginity," she writes.

She... put a lot of thought into this, didn't she?

It almost reads like this woman is projecting her collegiate sex fantasies onto her son.

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"In return I'll make your financial issues disappear", before stating that any woman who replies stating their interest should "include their preferred type of car" in the subject line.

Does the son even know this is happening? I for one would be utterly horrified if my mother ever did something like that on my behalf. I get laid on my own terms 'cause I'm a free bitch, baby.

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...socially awkward, has never had a girl friend and I'm sure he's a virgin.

Yeah... I think she just killed his chances right there.

Really brings a mother's love to a whole new level.  

Yeah, a squicky level.  

Laugh all you want, I'm getting a Mercedes.

Didn't we have this thing a couple years ago but the son had down's syndrome?

I only got cleaned windows from that'n.

xerrofoot wrote:

I get laid on my own terms 'cause I'm a free bitch, baby.

If this is a Lady Gaga reference, I'm going to be very disappointed.

Be disappointed all you want. I will not hear a word against Lady Gaga, no matter how many artists she's copied.

so when are you having your litter

xerrochanceofgettingadate wrote:

I get laid on my own terms 'cause I'm a free bitch, baby.

I seriously doubt any woman would voluntarily chose to associate with you, xerrobrains.