Ginny is the Family Whore

Remember this little gem? Yeah, well… I wish I didn’t too. Don’t worry, guys, we’re… we’re all in this together.

*sob*

ANYWHO. For my first snark in the contest, I decided to dig up… well. An… “old favorite.” You guessed it! Or rather you didn’t because you never wanted to think about this again oh god not this again oh god –

Ahem.

FAMILY WHOOOOORE!

Yes, you remember this one, don’t you? Ginny Weasley learns at the tender age of ten the joys of being the family whore. No, that doesn’t mean they whore her out for money – that means her father and all her brothers get free rein on her body – and I do mean that way. Aww, how touching. And I do mean touching. I’m leaving a lot of this out because OH GOD THE ONE RULE VIOLATIONS.

Without further ado…

*sobsobsob*

Oh god I’m okay I swear

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“Ginny? Come with me, I need to talk to you about something.”

“Ok daddy” a young 10 year old Ginny followed her father up to her room.

“Sit on the bed” Arthur told her as he closed the door.

Ginny sat on her bed watching as her father moved beside her with apprehension. “Ginny there comes a time in everyone’s life when they will acquire certain responsibilities.” He began.

“Like feeding the owls?”
“Uh, no.”
“Like cleaning my room? ‘Cause I already did that.”
“Er, not quite.”
“Like – “
“Look, Ginny, there comes a time in every girl’s life when her family starts diddling her in any way they please at any time they please.”
“Oh.”
“Yeeeeeeah…”

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“Well as you are now ten years old you have a new responsibility to the family. Being the only girl in the family aside from your mother you will get the role as the family whore.” he stated.

Hey, I remember when my dad said these exact same things to me! I’m sure everyone can relate, right? Right? Anyone?

….Hellfire?

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“Well there are many names, whore, slut, scarlet woman, skank, the list goes on, but what it all comes down to is that you make the members of the family feel good.

Ho ho ho, scarlet woman! I get it, the author’s referencing that joke from the book, with Ron and… uh… okay, I’ll just stop trying. You can’t help but try after reading this, though, right?

It’s either that or slit your wrists! =D

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“So I'm going to make the family feel better?”

“Yes, your one lucky girl, getting such a responsibility.” Arthur said bringing her onto his lap and cupping her petit bottom.

Y’know, plenty of other things could make the family feel better. Like chocolate. Or television. Or board games. Or Pepto Bismol.

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“Well first of all let’s get you out of these clothes” Arthur said as his daughter raised her arms, allowing him to pull her sundress over her head.

YAY IT’S BATH TIME


































PLEASE LET IT BE BATH TIME.

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“Yes you’ll make a fine whore.” Arthur said as he stood up.

“A dandy whore, my dear! The finest whore on the market! We’ll win the whore races with you yet!” he exclaimed as he patted her flanks.

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He smiled as he opened up her underwear drawer. “Now Ginny you are no longer allowed to wear panties of any kind unless your mother or I give them to you, I will be taking them and you will not be getting them back. We don’t want anything hindering our families well being do we?”

We can’t afford you the dignity, young lady!

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“Get some rest Ginny because tomorrow morning your new roll will be introduced to the family.”

“Not if I eat it first, Dad!”

Ho ho ho. I slay myself. With this knife on my wrists.
Next: HER NEW WARDROBE! Like, oh-em-gee, I totes can’t wait to see her new swag!

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There were many small tight sundresses that stopped just above mid thigh and would eventually be quite tight against her chest once she grew her tits, all in different colours.

Multi-colored tits. Maybe she should see a doctor? Eh, what’s the worst that could happen!

(Hint: gangrene)

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And finally there were a couple bathing suits, two thong bikinis and one very skimpy one that looked like no more that a couple pieces of sting.

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pieces of sting.

Sting does not approve of this fanfic.

The rest is just continuous fucking, so… I’ll leave you guys to it?

(Roo, where are you, we need your marvelous song again!)

Thank you ever so much for reminding me of this atrocity, InkWeaver.

And thank you to Zeiss for the hilarious pic, which saved me from vomiting.

Zeiss, where do those pictures come from? And why do some of the men look like they have green hair?

Well... since you already referenced it... I know I said I wouldn't ever do this again, but what the hey.

To the tune of the Family Guy theme song... take it away, Weasleys!


Molly:
It seems today, that all you see,
Is Dark wizards within a corrupt Ministry!

Arthur:
But where are those good old family values --

Bill, Charlie, Percy, Fred, George and Ron:
-- That we all used to adore?!

Weasleys:
Lucky there's a family whore!
Lucky there's a fuckfest;
Families can fuck best,
With a slut who swallows --

Ginny:
Cum galore!

Weasleys:
She's -- a -- fam'ly - WHOOOOOOOOOORE!

I think the worst part about this is that Arthur Weasley is the one giving the green light for this shit. I dunno, he's just such a fatherly and reassuring character. I feel like I found out that the guy in the All State commercials raped somebody. I feel betrayed.

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“Yes, your one lucky girl, getting such a responsibility.” Arthur said bringing her onto his lap and cupping her petit bottom.

This is really bothering me. Why is Ginny's bum masculine when one can assume the rest of her is female.

The multi-coloured tits make me think of Ginny with a couple of police helmets strapped to her chest.

I have the original thread, you know. I'm going over it to see if there's anything worth bringing up again (like Roo's song ), and whaddaya know, it's a really lame thread. Various flavors of OMG SOME PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED NEAR A KEYBOARD!!11!1!1!

That said, I do have something to offer:

Lolita wrote:

Harry and Ginny's wedding night:

"I'm a little nervous, Gin. Do you want some butterbeer?"

"Okay, pour me a tall glass!"

"So, um, is this your first time?"

"No. You?"

"Umm... yeah. Can I ask you something?"

"Sure, Harry. Ask me anything."

"Who did you, um, do it with?"

"Le's see... there's my dad and my brothers, of course. Then there was Dean..."

"WHAT? YOU DID THINGS WITH YOUR FAMILY?"

Of course, Harry. I was the family whore."

"What?"

"The family whore. Didn't you have one at your house?"

"No, I certainly didn't! That sort of thing is illegal! I don't know about wizards, but muggles don't do those sort of things! Did your father trick you into that? I swear, Ginny, I'm going to hex him... I never would've thought Arthur Weasley would do something so vile! Did your mother know about it?"

"Of course, she even participated. I don't see what you're so freaked out about, Harry. When a witch turns ten it's perfectly normal too... Harry, are you awake? Come on, get up! HARRY?"

"Ginny, I heard screaming! What's going on?"

"Oh, Ron, it's awful! Harry passed out! Wait... what are you doing here?"

I was standing in the hall with Harry's invisibility cloak waiting to sneak in once you guys started having sex and watch."

"It's a good thing you were there! Can you help me wake up Harry?"

"Yeah, but he looks pretty out of it. Wanna fuck first?"

"Sure!"

ZoZo wrote:

Lolita, I dub thee LOL-ita


That was marvellous.

Lolita wrote:

"Ahhh... My head! God, what happened? inny, are you there? I think I passed out; were there any dementors around? There you are... RON, GET THE HELL OFF YOUR SISTER!!!!!!!!"

"Harry.... you're.... up....."


"Look, I know you're a little pissed about us fucking on your wedding night but Ginny's our family whore first and your wife second. Maybe we could trade off or something. We get her on Tuesdays and Thursdays, and you can have her on Mondays and Fridays. The rest of the week can be alternated, with us having her one week, and you having her the next. How does that sound?"

"Avada Kedavra!"

"You killed Ronnie! That's horrid!"

Delcat wrote:

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Ginny frowned and walked out of the room, aware of all the eyes on her ass.

Eyes on her ass? That's one heck of a hex. In hindsight, though, it's a good thing.

grmblfjx wrote:

Delcat wrote:

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Ginny frowned and walked out of the room, aware of all the eyes on her ass.

Eyes on her ass? That's one heck of a hex. In hindsight, though, it's a good thing.

Now the next person to have sex with her is being watched reproachfully, and hopefully can't continue due to performance anxiety.

WHAT A DISGRACE THIS SOCIETY HAS COME TO WHEN THEY HAVE AN INNOCENT GIRL AS A WHORE IN THE FANFICTION.

Roo wrote:

Well... since you already referenced it... I know I said I wouldn't ever do this again, but what the hey.

To the tune of the Family Guy theme song... take it away, Weasleys!


Molly:
It seems today, that all you see,
Is Dark wizards within a corrupt Ministry!

Arthur:
But where are those good old family values --

Bill, Charlie, Percy, Fred, George and Ron:
-- That we all used to adore?!

Weasleys:
Lucky there's a family whore!
Lucky there's a fuckfest;
Families can fuck best,
With a slut who swallows --

Ginny:
Cum galore!

Weasleys:
She's -- a -- fam'ly - WHOOOOOOOOOORE!

*xerrofoot has died laughing*

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“MMMM!” Ginny squirmed as Arthur pushed a finger into her butt.

Mmm?
Apparently she has taste buds in her asshole. MMM INDEED

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Meanwhile Arthur was fucking his daughter but when her cunt contracted when she peaked it was so tight that Arthur couldn’t hold it in as he let loose his load deep inside his daughters’ pussy.

Sighing Arthur pulled himself out and waited for her to sit up before holding out his dick which Ginny promptly took into her mouth.

Okay, can anyone SERIOUSLY picture THIS GUY saying any of this?

I remember when this was first shared. I thought, "Why??? Who the fuck would read this? What kind of sick troll would write this and expect any enjoyment?"

TheIan wrote:

I remember when this was first shared. I thought, "Why??? Who the fuck would read this? What kind of sick troll would write this and expect any enjoyment?"

I could tell you, but you would NOT like the answer.

xerrofoot wrote:

TheIan wrote:

I remember when this was first shared. I thought, "Why??? Who the fuck would read this? What kind of sick troll would write this and expect any enjoyment?"

I could tell you, but you would NOT like the answer.

I wouldn't have liked it anyway.

God what is this the official Boring Game Fapfapfap?

Penguin wrote:

God what is this the official Boring Game Fapfapfap?

Dragon Age?

Dragon Age

Mass Effect?

Mass Effect

Harry Potter?!?!?!?

Harry Potter!!!!!!

XLT-100852.0 wrote:

Penguin wrote:

God what is this the official Boring Game Fapfapfap?

Dragon Age?

Dragon Age

Mass Effect?

Mass Effect

Harry Potter?!?!?!?

Harry Potter!!!!!!

Urination, I don't know you but that post made me smile.

Seule wrote:

Urination, I don't know you but that post made me smile.

Well, it's no secret that E.T. sucked. : P

Let's make a treasure hunt for the seekrit E.T. landfill.

We're going to need shovels. LOTS of shovels.

I would think that the only type of person who could write something like this seriously and expect others to enjoy it would be a pedophile.