Wild and Weird Crossover Idea Challenge. Possibly NWS.

(this challenge was posted by Malganis)

Inspired by a conversation in the chatbox, this thread is for writing weird crossover fic ideas offered by posters into weird crossover fics.

The rules:

1. One poster posts an idea for a crossover. It can be two or more fandoms, of any and all media, with qualifications such as what pairing the poster would like or what scenario to follow, or a particular rating. Or it can have nothing but the idea of the crossover itself. The crossover can be as insane and unlikely as the poster wishes.

2. The next poster or posters takes the idea offered by the previous poster and runs with it, writing the fic. It can be a drabble or as long as the writer wants (though long fics should be hosted on LJs or what-have-you). It can be a comedy, a parody (probably inevitable with some particularly off the wall crossovers), a serious fic, a pornfic, whatever. Rate it appropriately and warn for NWS content.

In return, the poster posting the fic offers their own crossover idea, and the thread continues on.

3. Multiple writers can take the same crossover idea, but to keep things simple, state whose crossover idea you're responding to in your post, and again, offer your own crossover idea in return.

4. In addition or substitution for the rule of "first poster throws out a random crossover, next poster takes it and writes it", a poster can also submit a random list of fandoms (which preferably should not be too large, say, maybe up to 10 fandoms), and the next poster(s) can pick, choose, and mix 'n' match their own crossover ideas from it. Some credit should ideally still be given to the originator of this "grab bucket" of fandoms, though, so we can see where the writer got their crossover inspiration from.

Very Happy Sound like fun? Let's get to it.

My crossover idea: The Venture Bros./Metalocalypse. Write it however you wish.

(This post was by me.)


Here, have Ron Jeremy / Barney instead.
Oh and anything with Ron Jeremy in it is NWS by default.

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Ron Jeremy turned on the television again. It was greasy. His thighs were greasy. His now flaccid cock was greasy. He sat on the semen-encrusted couch. Chips crunched under his hairy naked ass. He switched it to PBS. He had gotten a liking to the shows with grown sexy men in costumes. This time that sexy beast of a purple dinosaur was on. Ron could feel his cock pulsating. He grasped it gently in his hands as he saw Barney play with the children and sing songs.

"I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY WITH A GREAT BIG HUG AND A KISS FOR ME AND YOU..."

nngggh... Ron Jeremy worked his cock harder, using one hand to stimulate the head and the other to slide it violently up and down his shaft like a piston on a V8 Camaro.

The children all replied, "I love you Barney."

And with that, Ron Jeremy came.
Tired and satisfied, he grabbed the phone and ordered a pizza. The delivery boy came promptly- but this delivery boy was purple... he was a dinosaur! The same one from the TV! Ron masturbated furiously, grabbed Barney, and proceeded to stuff his hairy cock in the foam dinosaur's mouth. "OH YEAH OH YEAH"

The man in the Barney costume was pissed. He flailed in the air but it was no match for hairy Ron. Ron pushed him down and fucked his foam ass. Fucked a hole in his foam ass. Barney was not enjoying this one bit. He exclaimed some random bullshit about love and understanding and sharing but it was muffled by the huge purple suit.

"I am sharing this!" Yelled Ron Jeremy as he put all his weight on Barney and continued to thrust into his foam ass. He came soon afterwards. Barney was so torn up, his foam ass was coming apart. Hell, his costume was pretty jacked up. He limped off outside the door, leaving Ron to tend to his sagging erection.

"I love you too," he sobbed.


ETA: I dare someone to write Rocky Horror Picture Show / The Passion of the Christ.

(This post was by Drabble.)


Or Back to the Future...

Title: Parallel Lines


Emmett tried to turn his head, but it was held tight. "It's impossible!" he shouted. "When history's changed, the other timeline's erased completely!"

"And yet, Doctor Brown, I remember that day I killed you in the corridor. Foolish of the guards, really, to have us both out at the same time. What could they have been thinking?"

"Biff!" Emmett yelled. "He must have arranged it! Doctor Lecter, you were being used by Biff Tannen!"

"I suspected something of the kind, but with all your temporal meddling, I didn't know whom to blame. Still, I do hate leaving things feeling... incomplete."