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PostSubject: Rob Liefeld: A Fanart Golden Oldie   Rob Liefield Hates Gay People - Page 3 EmptySat Feb 05, 2011 11:41 pm

Without wanting to be accused of beating a dead horse, I have opted to place this thread in the Golden Oldies more for posterity than sporking. Nowadays Rob Liefeld needs no explanation. His art speaks for itself.


Rob Liefeld is a "professional" "artist" in all the respect that sarcastic fingerquotes can give. This man has made millions of dollars without ever learning to draw a proper hand or foot, reducing even the wankiest Deviantart fanartist with millions of hits to a mere shadow in his giant shitpile of badness.

This page does a pretty good job of summing him up.

Now, fopr those of you who think that criticism is a little bit harsh; that this person may just be an embittered little-known artist trying to get more attention, let's explore Rob Liefeld's own website.

Yep, one of those pictures is right on Rob's front page, proudly displayed. Gun pointing in two different directions, muscles larger than heads, and pouches fucking everywhere.

Sorry I can't link directly to images. Javascript and all.

http://robliefeldcreations.com/?page_id=1290 (Images 1,2,5 and 6)

Rob Liefeld has never seen a woman. This may be typical fodder for the mockery of comic book creators and lovers alike, but in this case it must be sadly true. He has no concept of women's bodies, how they function, and worst of all, how they function differently from men. The poor "girl" in picture 6 has shoulders wider than her hips, and a lovely package going on down below. Also, her shoulder are two different widths because Rob has no sense of perspective.

http://robliefeldcreations.com/?page_id=1198

19/50

One wears glasses and the other doesn't!

20/50

Wolverine's arms go backwards! And feet are too hard to draw, so he substituted some dolphin tails!


Really, looking through this guy's portfolio is like shooting fish in a barrel. As mythbusters proved, you don't even need to aim. Rob Liefield Hates Gay People - Page 3 961878
Let's skip on over to this man's biography:

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Rob Liefeld had childhood dream to draw comic books. As a teenager, he fulfilled that dream and began working for Marvel Comics X-men titles and introducing the world to Deadpool, Cable and X-Force! In 1992 Rob launched Image Comics with the debt of the popular Youngblood franchise which has gone on to sell 70 million copies worldwide. Rob was asked by Marvel to re-imagine the classic Marvel heroes, Captain America and the Avengers for a new generation, which lead to the creation of the best selling Heroes Reborn universe. Rob was thrilled to join Phil Hotsenpiller in creating the Armageddon Now series.

Rob Liefeld had A childhood dream to draw comic books. As a teenager, he fulfilled that dream and began working for Marvel Comics X-men titles and introducing the world to Deadpool, Cable and X-Force! Run-on sentence. Faulty parallelism. In 1992 Rob launched Image Comics with the debt of the popular Youngblood franchise which has gone on to sell 70 million copies worldwide. ????? Rob was asked by Marvel to re-imagine the classic Marvel heroes, Comma not needed. Captain America and the Avengers for a new generation, which lead to the creation of the best-selling Heroes Reborn universe. Rob was thrilled to join Phil Hotsenpiller in creating the Armageddon Now series. Last sentence has no context.


F See me after class.

Even his biography says, "I don't give a fuck." Look at that man on his mountain bike. Does he give a fuck about his readers? No. Why? Because he is rolling in money for his shitty artwork.
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Rob Liefield Hates Gay People - Page 3 EmptySat Feb 05, 2011 11:43 pm

Yo, already did this. Although it might fit in golden oldies? Seems more original fiction to me. Smile Regardless, funny links are funny.

EDIT: Just to clarify. I don't care if there's two threads on Rob Liefield. He deserves to be mocked, mercilessly, AT ALL TIMES!
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Rob Liefield Hates Gay People - Page 3 EmptySun Feb 06, 2011 12:11 pm

Maximilia wrote:
Yo, already did this. Although it might fit in golden oldies? Seems more original fiction to me. Smile Regardless, funny links are funny.

EDIT: Just to clarify. I don't care if there's two threads on Rob Liefield. He deserves to be mocked, mercilessly, AT ALL TIMES!

Although I didn't search every board, I hazzarded a guess that there was already a thread about him. I feel that he has graduated to the position of Golden Oldie alongside Celebrian, and that one story where Legolas has a zombie elf trying to marry him who wants the gem stuck in his neck.
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Rob Liefield Hates Gay People - Page 3 EmptySun Feb 06, 2011 6:50 pm

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A fun Liefeld drinking game: take a shot for every pouch he draws on a character. Oh great, now you have alcohol poisoning.

You know, I had no idea how shitty an artist Liefeld was until he left Marvel to start Image and someone else took over drawing X-Force. Seeing Cable for the first time drawn like he was intended to look was a breakthrough. Hell, seeing the whole team drawn like actual human beings was a breakthrough. It didn't help that he drew the young girls in X-Force (Boom-Boom and Feral) just like he drew Domino. Boomer was supposed to be maybe 15 at the most, and Feral wasn't much older (and was looked more like a cat than a human), and they STILL had little tiny waists and humungous breasts.

We won't even go into the teeny misshapen feet and four-fingered hands.

And I still haven't forgiven him for what he did to Deadpool. Deadpool was never intended to be a big hulking guy-that was part of his appeal. He wasn't much to look at size-wise, and then he'd go and rip your lungs out with his bare hands. For laughs.

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The pouches. Oh god, the pouches...Rob Liefield Hates Gay People - Page 3 309696

Edit: Also, in the second image in the "Deadpool" section, where the fuck are Deadpool's hands?
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Rob Liefield Hates Gay People - Page 3 EmptyMon Feb 07, 2011 7:33 am

Maximilia wrote:
Yo, already did this. Although it might fit in golden oldies? Seems more original fiction to me. Smile Regardless, funny links are funny.

EDIT: Just to clarify. I don't care if there's two threads on Rob Liefield. He deserves to be mocked, mercilessly, AT ALL TIMES!

Mocked, hell. He deserves to be shot.

Multiple times.

With an AK-47.
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Rob Liefield Hates Gay People - Page 3 EmptyMon Feb 07, 2011 7:43 pm

Happenstance wrote:
The pouches. Oh god, the pouches...Rob Liefield Hates Gay People - Page 3 309696

Edit: Also, in the second image in the "Deadpool" section, where the fuck are Deadpool's hands?

They're there-you just have to look really hard because they're pretty much obscured by the speed lines.

Why Liefeld insisted on drawing everyone with speed lines when they were standing perfectly still is another thing I'll never figure out. I thought speed lines were supposed to indicate, oh, I dunno, movement, maybe?
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Rob Liefield Hates Gay People - Page 3 EmptyMon Feb 07, 2011 7:56 pm

Happenstance wrote:
The pouches. Oh god, the pouches...Rob Liefield Hates Gay People - Page 3 309696

Edit: Also, in the second image in the "Deadpool" section, where the fuck are Deadpool's hands?

What the hell is coming out of his head? Tears? Beads of sweat from the strain? Both?

http://robliefeldcreations.com/?page_id=1315

As much as I would love to criticise the 1) two horrible element jokes 2) horrible size joke and 3) not one, but two horrible penis jokes, I can't get past what inappropriate clothing that psychiatrist is wearing. It's just not professional.
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Rob Liefield Hates Gay People - Page 3 EmptyMon Feb 07, 2011 8:19 pm

I wish I hadn't destroyed my Liefeld inspired sketches from when I was a teenager. I could have posted them and made a case for that man destroying a child's creativity.
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Rabid Badger wrote:
Why Liefeld insisted on drawing everyone with speed lines when they were standing perfectly still is another thing I'll never figure out. I thought speed lines were supposed to indicate, oh, I dunno, movement, maybe?
Maybe they're standing still really fast?
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Rob Liefield Hates Gay People - Page 3 EmptyTue Feb 08, 2011 3:19 pm

Sakurelf wrote:
Happenstance wrote:
The pouches. Oh god, the pouches...Rob Liefield Hates Gay People - Page 3 309696

Edit: Also, in the second image in the "Deadpool" section, where the fuck are Deadpool's hands?

What the hell is coming out of his head? Tears? Beads of sweat from the strain? Both?

http://robliefeldcreations.com/?page_id=1315

As much as I would love to criticise the 1) two horrible element jokes 2) horrible size joke and 3) not one, but two horrible penis jokes, I can't get past what inappropriate clothing that psychiatrist is wearing. It's just not professional.

OH MY GOD PANEL FIVE

THE PENIS JOKE DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE BECAUSE HE'S LIKE SIX INCHES TALL

AND HER FACE GODDAMN

HER EYES DON'T EVEN LINE UP PROPERLY

THEY'RE LIKE TWO BLOBS JUST THROWN THERE

SHE'S NOT EVEN LOOKING AT HIM GODDAMN
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Rob Liefield Hates Gay People - Page 3 EmptyTue Feb 08, 2011 3:21 pm

Cyberwulf wrote:
Sakurelf wrote:
Happenstance wrote:
The pouches. Oh god, the pouches...Rob Liefield Hates Gay People - Page 3 309696

Edit: Also, in the second image in the "Deadpool" section, where the fuck are Deadpool's hands?

What the hell is coming out of his head? Tears? Beads of sweat from the strain? Both?

http://robliefeldcreations.com/?page_id=1315

As much as I would love to criticise the 1) two horrible element jokes 2) horrible size joke and 3) not one, but two horrible penis jokes, I can't get past what inappropriate clothing that psychiatrist is wearing. It's just not professional.

OH MY GOD PANEL FIVE

THE PENIS JOKE DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE BECAUSE HE'S LIKE SIX INCHES TALL

AND HER FACE GODDAMN

HER EYES DON'T EVEN LINE UP PROPERLY

THEY'RE LIKE TWO BLOBS JUST THROWN THERE

SHE'S NOT EVEN LOOKING AT HIM GODDAMN

It reads more like he uses his whole body to please the ladies. Unintentional vore anyone?
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Rob Liefield Hates Gay People - Page 3 EmptyTue Feb 08, 2011 3:41 pm

Braigwen wrote:
Cyberwulf wrote:
Sakurelf wrote:
Happenstance wrote:
The pouches. Oh god, the pouches...Rob Liefield Hates Gay People - Page 3 309696

Edit: Also, in the second image in the "Deadpool" section, where the fuck are Deadpool's hands?

What the hell is coming out of his head? Tears? Beads of sweat from the strain? Both?

http://robliefeldcreations.com/?page_id=1315

As much as I would love to criticise the 1) two horrible element jokes 2) horrible size joke and 3) not one, but two horrible penis jokes, I can't get past what inappropriate clothing that psychiatrist is wearing. It's just not professional.

OH MY GOD PANEL FIVE

THE PENIS JOKE DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE BECAUSE HE'S LIKE SIX INCHES TALL

AND HER FACE GODDAMN

HER EYES DON'T EVEN LINE UP PROPERLY

THEY'RE LIKE TWO BLOBS JUST THROWN THERE

SHE'S NOT EVEN LOOKING AT HIM GODDAMN

It reads more like he uses his whole body to please the ladies. Unintentional vore anyone?
Not to bring down the tone or anything, but am I the only one who initially thought the little guy'd shat himself?

edit:

Contributin'

17/24 - Bottom: Four panels - Three characters - one face.

23/24 - ARM!

24/24 - Cyborg: "I got my mega-buster, so I'm gonna dislocate my shoulder at you! TAKE THAT!"
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Rob Liefield Hates Gay People - Page 3 EmptyTue Feb 08, 2011 5:46 pm

Cyberwulf wrote:
Sakurelf wrote:
Happenstance wrote:
The pouches. Oh god, the pouches...Rob Liefield Hates Gay People - Page 3 309696

Edit: Also, in the second image in the "Deadpool" section, where the fuck are Deadpool's hands?

What the hell is coming out of his head? Tears? Beads of sweat from the strain? Both?

http://robliefeldcreations.com/?page_id=1315

As much as I would love to criticise the 1) two horrible element jokes 2) horrible size joke and 3) not one, but two horrible penis jokes, I can't get past what inappropriate clothing that psychiatrist is wearing. It's just not professional.

OH MY GOD PANEL FIVE

THE PENIS JOKE DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE BECAUSE HE'S LIKE SIX INCHES TALL

AND HER FACE GODDAMN

HER EYES DON'T EVEN LINE UP PROPERLY

THEY'RE LIKE TWO BLOBS JUST THROWN THERE

SHE'S NOT EVEN LOOKING AT HIM GODDAMN

I haven't said this very much before, and God knows how long it'll be before I say it again, but...I agree with Cyberwulf. That picture absolutely reeks of fail--how Liefeld gets any work in the comics industry at all, let alone with one of the world's greatest comics publishers, is a mystery even Sherlock Holmes would have a hard time solving.
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Rob Liefield Hates Gay People - Page 3 EmptyWed Feb 09, 2011 3:42 am

Braigwen wrote:
Cyberwulf wrote:
Sakurelf wrote:
Happenstance wrote:
The pouches. Oh god, the pouches...Rob Liefield Hates Gay People - Page 3 309696

Edit: Also, in the second image in the "Deadpool" section, where the fuck are Deadpool's hands?

What the hell is coming out of his head? Tears? Beads of sweat from the strain? Both?

http://robliefeldcreations.com/?page_id=1315

As much as I would love to criticise the 1) two horrible element jokes 2) horrible size joke and 3) not one, but two horrible penis jokes, I can't get past what inappropriate clothing that psychiatrist is wearing. It's just not professional.

OH MY GOD PANEL FIVE

THE PENIS JOKE DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE BECAUSE HE'S LIKE SIX INCHES TALL

AND HER FACE GODDAMN

HER EYES DON'T EVEN LINE UP PROPERLY

THEY'RE LIKE TWO BLOBS JUST THROWN THERE

SHE'S NOT EVEN LOOKING AT HIM GODDAMN

It reads more like he uses his whole body to please the ladies. Unintentional vore anyone?

That gag was much better done in Herogasm...and I can't say I'd be surprised if Liefail lifted the idea from there.
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No Rob Liefeld topic is complete without this:

Rob Liefield Hates Gay People - Page 3 Captainliefeld

Or these striking examples of his limitless creativity:
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Rob Liefield Hates Gay People - Page 3 EmptyMon Feb 14, 2011 7:30 pm

Does Hurple Pulk have chains coming out his ears?
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Rob Liefield Hates Gay People - Page 3 EmptyTue Feb 15, 2011 1:30 pm

Holy shit, that first Captain America picture. How could he think that's okay? BODIES ARE NOT SHAPED THAT WAY. Upset

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I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of that, though now I want to watch a few episodes of Dexter's Lab.
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Braigwen wrote:
Does Hurple Pulk have chains coming out his ears?

No idea. But his gimmick is "Madder Smash gets...bigger Smash gets!" I guess increased strength to accompany his fury wasn't part of the package.

And since the Justice Friends were referenced, let me just say that Krunk could beat the shit out of Smash with both arms and legs tied behind his back and leave it there.

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Holy shit, that first Captain America picture. How could he think that's okay? BODIES ARE NOT SHAPED THAT WAY.

1. There's a nude Photoshop showing just how fucked the anatomy is. Google it, I'm not kidding.

2. This drawing? It was the very first image released to promote Liefeld and Jim Lee's "Heroes Reborn" project. It was showcased in Wizard to drum up interest. And apparently Jim Lee begged Liefeld not to submit it and lost.

And here be an example of how he can't keep people's heights consistent:
Rob Liefield Hates Gay People - Page 3 ObamaLiefeld

And here's that Avengelyne image from earlier in its original context. Again, note the inconsistency in height:
Rob Liefield Hates Gay People - Page 3 Bb0301_01_large

Oh, and note how Glory's "holding" her sword. The human hand doesn't grip things like that.
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Rob Liefield Hates Gay People - Page 3 EmptyTue Feb 15, 2011 9:00 pm

When I was a kid, they came out with the first articulated Barbie Dolls; i.e., ones that could bend at the wrists and knees. Unfortunately, whoever articulated the wrists had little to no knowledge of human anatomy, because the wrists could be articulated 360 degrees. I.E., you could have Barbie's palm facing up while the back of her arm was still perfectly flat.

I think that's what happened to the chick with the sword. It's actually fairly common with Liefield. Just one more example of massive anatomy fail.

We won't even go into the mountanous breasts and teeny tiny waists. My sons and I used to joke that Liefield women apparently keep their internal organs in a pocket of hyperspace, because there's no way they could fit them inside their bodies.
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