Paris Hilton to guest star on Supernatural

Reports are that Paris Hilton will guest star on Supernatural. She will be playing a demon, which shouldn't be too much of a stretch. Lets hope the Winchesters kill her in a painful and imaginitive way.
Fan reactions seem to be 'OMGWTF was Kripke thinking?' and 'let's trust Kripke to pull this off'. Personally, I'm scared.

I'm scared too. But hey, it's only a one episode thing, so I'm hoping for a painful death to her character.

I'm probably guessing we'll get more of a House of Wax version of Hilton than Repo! The Genetic Opera version...

There's only one way any good can come of this: Paris gets to romance one of the Winchesters, so then all of the squeeing Wincest fan girls will instantly hate her. It would be fanbrat rage turned to good purposes, for once.

If she ends up with Sam, she's doomed. Sarah was probably the only one of Sam's girlfriends to survive and that's probably because they never actually had sex. Not that we know of. But Sam girls have a short life span.

Raine wrote:

I'm probably guessing we'll get more of a House of Wax version of Hilton than Repo! The Genetic Opera version...

I actually was impressed with how Hilton did not suck in Repo!.

She must have had only one line, then.

Chris91 wrote:

She must have had only one line, then.

No - she's a fairly large role, but Paris is pretty much playing an over-the-top caricature of herself (a rich, spoiled, literal crackwhore with one of the most extreme cases of body dysmorphia in film), and shows she has a sense of humor. She's still a weird choice for the film, though - she plays bickering sibling opposite two cult-icons (Bill Mosely and Nivek Ogre), and it feels really surreal.

DarthDarthington wrote:

Chris91 wrote:

She must have had only one line, then.

No - she's a fairly large role, but Paris is pretty much playing an over-the-top caricature of herself (a rich, spoiled, literal crackwhore with one of the most extreme cases of body dysmorphia in film), and shows she has a sense of humor. She's still a weird choice for the film, though - she plays bickering sibling opposite two cult-icons (Bill Mosely and Nivek Ogre), and it feels really surreal.

I only realised it was her half-way through, since my friend gave me a copy and refused to tell me any details about what it was about. I was quite amazed by her performance, although I felt her final scene was a little weak.

Aw, no. Just.....no.

Why her? I have a friend who's a fan of the show, and I wonder what she'd think about this.

I'm nthing the sentiment that she was surprisingly brilliant in Repo! I still can't work out if it's because she has a sense of humour about herself or that she's really fucking dim.

That male pawn is what happens when a poor female allows her natural superiority to be tainted by the patriarchy.

Waffy wrote:

That male pawn is what happens when a poor female allows her natural superiority to be tainted by the patriarchy.

If by patriarchy you mean way too much make-up, alcohol, sex, and probably more than one blow to the head, then yes.

karmyn31 wrote:

Reports are that Paris Hilton will guest star on Supernatural. She will be playing a demon, which shouldn't be too much of a stretch.

Maybe they'll cast her as a succubus. She certainly seems to be one in real life.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Waffy wrote:

That male pawn is what happens when a poor female allows her natural superiority to be tainted by the patriarchy.

If by patriarchy you mean way too much make-up, alcohol, sex, and probably more than one blow to the head, then yes.

You disgusting man-filth, treating womyn as objects to be desired by your disgusting man-cock! Shame on you, may you be flagellated by a pack of lesbians at a gay pride festival- they are the only ones who have tapped the true power of womyn.

Waffles wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Waffy wrote:

That male pawn is what happens when a poor female allows her natural superiority to be tainted by the patriarchy.

If by patriarchy you mean way too much make-up, alcohol, sex, and probably more than one blow to the head, then yes.

You disgusting man-filth, treating womyn as objects to be desired by your disgusting man-cock! Shame on you, may you be flagellated by a pack of lesbians at a gay pride festival- they are the only ones who have tapped the true power of womyn.

Mikey'd love that. He's all for lesbian rights.

Waffles wrote:

You disgusting man-filth, treating womyn as objects to be desired by your disgusting man-cock! Shame on you, may you be flagellated by a pack of lesbians at a gay pride festival- they are the only ones who have tapped the true power of womyn.

As opposed to 'womyn-cock'?

What exactly is a 'womyn', anyway? How do you even pronounce that?

Sheba wrote:

What exactly is a 'womyn', anyway? How do you even pronounce that?

Same as you would woman or women. It's a word from the nutty fringe of feminism that insists on eliminating the "man" and "men" in the word.

Waffles wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Waffy wrote:

That male pawn is what happens when a poor female allows her natural superiority to be tainted by the patriarchy.

If by patriarchy you mean way too much make-up, alcohol, sex, and probably more than one blow to the head, then yes.

You disgusting man-filth, treating womyn as objects to be desired by your disgusting man-cock! Shame on you, may you be flagellated by a pack of lesbians at a gay pride festival- they are the only ones who have tapped the true power of womyn.

That happened to me once, apparently my humming the Spider-man theme offended them and I had to be punished.

As Very beat to the Man-Cock bit, I can only ask what the HELL flagellated means.

WHAT THE HELL DOES IT MEAN?!?!

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

As Very beat to the Man-Cock bit, I can only ask what the HELL flagellated means.

WHAT THE HELL DOES IT MEAN?!?!

Beaten. Lashed. Whipped.

I saw this part it was pretty funny actually, they killed her in the end)))

My friend and I paid $9 apiece to see her die in House of Wax. Lemme know if she bites the dust on Supernatural so I can youtube it.

Narwhal wrote:

My friend and I paid $9 apiece to see her die in House of Wax. Lemme know if she bites the dust on Supernatural so I can youtube it.

Oh she does and it's glorious. I do like how they incorporated her into the episode.