Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 39 Location : In WD40's head
Subject: Re: Naked Obama teams up with Stalin and... House? Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:49 am
Easy: House is there to symbolise that what is wrong with America is NOT LUPUS.
Ceres Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10
Subject: Re: Naked Obama teams up with Stalin and... House? Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:40 am
The unicorn in the last picture was a nice lol.
Keith Fraser Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 42 Location : The Emerald Isle
Subject: Re: Naked Obama teams up with Stalin and... House? Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:39 pm
That second pic disturbs me (OK, the first one does too, but less so). It looks like Obama is being bukkake'd while at the same time emitting man-juice and roses from his entire lower body. I don't think even ancient creation myths get that weird.
Tungsten Monk Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 36 Location : Cedar Rapids, IA
Subject: Re: Naked Obama teams up with Stalin and... House? Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:23 am
Memo from the 48 to the 52: OBAMA IS NOT A DEITY. Okay? You're embarrassing everybody, yourself included.
Yeah, the Obama stuff can be good for a laugh. Obama chia pet? Fine, whatever. It's funny. Obama underwear? Getting slightly creepy. Obama dildo? Get out of the gene pool, please, thankyouverymuch. Obama riding a unicorn while backed up by Joe Stalin and House, M.D.? I don't think there's even a category for that.
The whole worship-of-Obama subculture is weirding me the fuck out.
Ceres Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10
Subject: Re: Naked Obama teams up with Stalin and... House? Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:13 pm
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That second pic disturbs me (OK, the first one does too, but less so). It looks like Obama is being bukkake'd while at the same time emitting man-juice and roses from his entire lower body. I don't think even ancient creation myths get that weird.
Wait, you mean this isn't the work of his haters? I mean, I thought the unicorn made it obvious this was a parody. Because this was a parody, right?
Right?
Right?!
I-I NEED TO BE RIGHT!
Lembech Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 34
Subject: Re: Naked Obama teams up with Stalin and... House? Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:19 pm
He's jizzing roses. Roses. I bet it's like passing kidney stones. Majestic white horse is watching you masturbate.
Wait...isn't a "white horse" a slang term for cocaine? That really would explain a lot then.
gaijinguy Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-06-10 Location : Assuming a spherical frictionless cow
Subject: Re: Naked Obama teams up with Stalin and... House? Thu Jul 30, 2009 2:37 pm
I think the image of the capital dome with the bite taken out of it is taken directly from Fallout 3.
And why is Stalin holding a milk bottle?
Keith Fraser Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 42 Location : The Emerald Isle
Subject: Re: Naked Obama teams up with Stalin and... House? Thu Jul 30, 2009 2:52 pm
I think it's a bottle of pills, symbolizing either evil Commie drugs or evil Commie socialized medicine.
Snake Bandage Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 36 Location : Under the kitchen sink
Subject: Re: Naked Obama teams up with Stalin and... House? Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:02 pm
Tungsten Monk wrote:
Memo from the 48 to the 52: OBAMA IS NOT A DEITY. Okay? You're embarrassing everybody, yourself included.
I'm sure 51 out of the 52 think this is crazy and want to facepalm forever too.
Delcat Good old-fashioned nightmare fuel
Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 37 Location : Underestimating the power of soup
Subject: Re: Naked Obama teams up with Stalin and... House? Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:11 pm
This showed up on /y/ today. My clitoris crawled roughly four inches into my abdominal cavity out of shock. I'm currently trying to coax it out with tentacle tidbits. And I LIKE Obama. And House. But unicorns are lame.
What really boggles me is that it's clearly on canvas. Someone actually painted this full-size, with art supplies that don't come cheap. What point is there to the Internet if people aren't going to splooge out their insane visions for free on Photoshop?
Tungsten Monk Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 36 Location : Cedar Rapids, IA
Subject: Re: Naked Obama teams up with Stalin and... House? Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:29 pm
Snake Bandage wrote:
Tungsten Monk wrote:
Memo from the 48 to the 52: OBAMA IS NOT A DEITY. Okay? You're embarrassing everybody, yourself included.
I'm sure 51 out of the 52 think this is crazy and want to facepalm forever too.
God, I hope so.
Blooferlady Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 33 Location : In your closet
Subject: Re: Naked Obama teams up with Stalin and... House? Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:02 pm
I am completely unaffected by these pictures. Is that bad, Y/N.
Ceres Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10
Subject: Re: Naked Obama teams up with Stalin and... House? Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:10 pm
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I am completely unaffected by these pictures. Is that bad, Y/N.
It only means your soul is dead. Buddhists have been trying to pull off that stunt for centuries! Congratulations!
Dr. Professor Science Ghoti
Join date : 2009-06-25 Age : 33 Location : One of the guys with the giant papier-mâché dongs in Lysistrata
Subject: Re: Naked Obama teams up with Stalin and... House? Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:39 pm