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Dr. Professor Science Ghoti
Join date : 2009-06-25 Age : 33 Location : One of the guys with the giant papier-mâché dongs in Lysistrata
| Subject: Re: Annoying Television Personalities Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:45 pm | |
| - Rabid Badger wrote:
- Dr. Phil. I'm not sure what it is that makes me want to whack him one upside the head with a baseball bat, I just do.
Oprah Winfrey. Yes, I have blasphemed. Yes, I know she's supposed to be a representative of all women everywhere, but she is not now, nor has she ever been, a representative of me. Give me Ellen Degeneres any day. Don't worry, you have my forces on your side. I have many forces. | |
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EileenK98 Recovering Fanbrat
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 55 Location : very, very close to Chris
| Subject: Re: Annoying Television Personalities Mon Jul 27, 2009 9:50 pm | |
| Regis Fucking Philbin. He and Kelly should both get shoved off a cliff or something. Can not stand. :hair: | |
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quamp Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-11 Location : Locked away in Suburban hell
| Subject: Re: Annoying Television Personalities Thu Aug 20, 2009 5:53 am | |
| - Rabid Badger wrote:
- Dr. Phil. I'm not sure what it is that makes me want to whack him one upside the head with a baseball bat, I just do.
I couldn't agree with you more. I'm ashamed that he went to my alma mater, the University of North Texas (although when he went to it, it was North Texas State University.) BTW, UNT is the WORST school in the southwest to get a psychology degree. | |
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Aggie Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2009-06-11
| Subject: Re: Annoying Television Personalities Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:41 pm | |
| Isn't Dr. Phil the moron that tried to shoehorn himself into the spotlight by "counseling" Britney Spears after she had a nervous breakdown? Unsolicited? | |
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Raine Challenge Winner!
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 37 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: Annoying Television Personalities Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:30 pm | |
| - Aggie wrote:
- Isn't Dr. Phil the moron that tried to shoehorn himself into the spotlight by "counseling" Britney Spears after she had a nervous breakdown? Unsolicited?
His "session" with Octomom was pretty hilarious. Instead he ended up turning it into an interview and praising her at every moment. | |
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Waffles Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-08-15 Age : 204 Location : a vagina.
| Subject: Re: Annoying Television Personalities Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:30 am | |
| Every male chauvinist pig on Fox News needs to die in a fire. The womyn need to remove their firmly held lips from the pasty cocks of Hannity.
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theweirdkind Bastion of Sanity
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 34 Location : The Land of Strangeness
| Subject: Re: Annoying Television Personalities Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:56 am | |
| Rachael Ray- something about her just makes me twitch with annoyance. | |
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Saleha Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-12 Age : 42
| Subject: Re: Annoying Television Personalities Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:26 am | |
| - Waffles wrote:
- Every male chauvinist pig on Fox News needs to die in a fire. The womyn need to remove their firmly held lips from the pasty cocks of Hannity.
Hannity has more than one cock? | |
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theweirdkind Bastion of Sanity
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 34 Location : The Land of Strangeness
| Subject: Re: Annoying Television Personalities Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:27 am | |
| - Saleha wrote:
- Waffles wrote:
- Every male chauvinist pig on Fox News needs to die in a fire. The womyn need to remove their firmly held lips from the pasty cocks of Hannity.
Hannity has more than one cock? It may explain his huge ego. | |
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Lexin Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 62 Location : London
| Subject: Re: Annoying Television Personalities Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:53 am | |
| - theweirdkind wrote:
- Saleha wrote:
- Waffles wrote:
- Every male chauvinist pig on Fox News needs to die in a fire. The womyn need to remove their firmly held lips from the pasty cocks of Hannity.
Hannity has more than one cock? It may explain his huge ego. Isn't it lizards that have two cocks? His ego isn't the only thing it would explain - it appears David Icke may be right. | |
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Miss Misery Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Location : My home planet
| Subject: Re: Annoying Television Personalities Sun Sep 06, 2009 3:31 pm | |
| Vince the ShamWow guy. I swear I want to smash his face in everytime I see his ugly mug on a ShamWow display. | |
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Mikey Go WOOGA NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-16 Age : 34 Location : In desperate pursuit of lulz.
| Subject: Re: Annoying Television Personalities Sun Sep 06, 2009 8:30 pm | |
| - Rabid Badger wrote:
- Dr. Phil. I'm not sure what it is that makes me want to whack him one upside the head with a baseball bat, I just do.
Oprah Winfrey. Yes, I have blasphemed. Yes, I know she's supposed to be a representative of all women everywhere, but she is not now, nor has she ever been, a representative of me. Give me Ellen Degeneres any day. You want to whack Dr. Phil with a bat because he's Dr. Phil. The only positive thing he has done was the opening bit of Scary Movie 4. Which was also the only positive thing in the movie. I mean, what doctor goes by his first name? We don't call them General David or Coach Mike. Now, I'd rather watch a black screen than either Oprah or Ellen, but at least Ellen can be funny. And she isn't so ridiculously emotional about EVERYTHING. If Oprah saw a child throw a baseball, she'd wax lyrical about how INSPIRING and IMPRESSIVE this kid was for an hour long show. She's like the female Barack Obama. Ellen doesn't take herself nearly as seriously. And nobody who's on network TV at 3 PM, when only sick people and stupid people are watching, ever should. | |
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Aggie Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2009-06-11
| Subject: Re: Annoying Television Personalities Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:58 am | |
| - Miss Misery wrote:
- Vince the ShamWow guy. I swear I want to smash his face in everytime I see his ugly mug on a ShamWow display.
Say what you will about him, his commercial mug looks a hell of a lot better than his mugshot. | |
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Cactus Wren Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-08-20 Location : West of Superstition
| Subject: Re: Annoying Television Personalities Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:27 am | |
| - Loki wrote:
- Rabid Badger wrote:
- Oprah Winfrey. Yes, I have blasphemed. Yes, I know she's supposed to be a representative of all women everywhere, but she is not now, nor has she ever been, a representative of me. Give me Ellen Degeneres any day.
Oprah's support of that anti-vax scare-mongering twat Jenny McCarthy did it for me. For me it was her relentless plugging of The Secret, and her obstinate refusal to see the Unfortunate Implications: that if (as the author said) "when you think a thought, you are attracting like thoughts to you", if "everything that's coming into your life you are attracting into your life" -- then Oprah herself attracted her grinding childhood poverty, her chronic weight problems, and her repeated molestation. She must have been thinking about them, so they manifested in her life. After all, as the author said -- in these exact words -- "The only reason any person does not have enough money is because they are blocking money from coming to them with their thoughts." Self-Help's Slimy "Secret" | |
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Mr. Comic Book Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 45 Location : Wouldn't you like to know
| Subject: Re: Annoying Television Personalities Mon Sep 07, 2009 11:31 pm | |
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- You want to whack Dr. Phil with a bat because he's Dr. Phil. The only positive thing he has done was the opening bit of Scary Movie 4. Which was also the only positive thing in the movie.
I mean, what doctor goes by his first name? We don't call them General David or Coach Mike. Dr. Ruth started the ball rolling on that one. Let's not forget that. | |
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Princess Muse
Join date : 2009-07-13
| Subject: Re: Annoying Television Personalities Tue Sep 08, 2009 6:38 am | |
| I have to agree with the Jeremy Kyle suggestion, also Chelsea Handler, Sarah Silverman, Steve Jones from T4 and Alex Zane. | |
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Delcat Good old-fashioned nightmare fuel
Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 36 Location : Underestimating the power of soup
| Subject: Re: Annoying Television Personalities Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:58 am | |
| - Cactus Wren wrote:
- For me it was her relentless plugging of The Secret, and her obstinate refusal to see the Unfortunate Implications: that if (as the author said) "when you think a thought, you are attracting like thoughts to you", if "everything that's coming into your life you are attracting into your life" -- then Oprah herself attracted her grinding childhood poverty, her chronic weight problems, and her repeated molestation. She must have been thinking about them, so they manifested in her life. After all, as the author said -- in these exact words -- "The only reason any person does not have enough money is because they are blocking money from coming to them with their thoughts."
Self-Help's Slimy "Secret" Oh God. I was forced to watch that movie in Intrapersonal Communications last semester, and it was only the start of the horrifyingly offensive and unscientific bullshit that bastard taught. My favorite quote? "[Positive energy] is like electricity, y'know? No one really knows what electricity is!" Because it's not like that's third-grade science or anything. Make no mistake, anyone who buys into that bullshit is either an idiot or a bastard or both. It's one of those little universal tells. ... - The Washington Post wrote:
- "The only reason why people do not have what they want is because they are thinking more about what they don't want than what they do want." By this logic, Holocaust victims brought it on themselves, as did those who lost their homes in Hurricane Katrina. Come on, New Orleans, get over it! Think positive!
- I wrote:
- ---We are treated to a word-of-mouth "success story" about a man who is discriminated against by his coworkers, people on the street, etc. for being gay, but "visualizes" himself out of it with happy thoughts. Implication? If someone has a prejudice, it's YOUR fault, and you can THINK it away. Gosh, it's a shame no one told the Holocaust victims that.
It's nice to know someone out there is making the same sense that you are. | |
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Penguin NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-07-18 Location : Wild Gray Yonder
| Subject: Re: Annoying Television Personalities Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:03 am | |
| - Delcat wrote:
- "[Positive energy] is like electricity, y'know? No one really knows what electricity is!"
In fairness, nobody's ever seen an electron move from A to B. It's just our best guess at what's going on there. Still, I hate it when people use gaps in real scientific theory to push feely bullshit. - Spoiler:
Also positive energy as they explain it can't be like electricity because electricity flows negative to positive, so the more positive you are the more negativity you attract, OBVIOUSLY.
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Yattara Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-09-06 Location : East of the meridian
| Subject: Re: Annoying Television Personalities Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:47 pm | |
| - Rabid Badger wrote:
- Dr. Phil. I'm not sure what it is that makes me want to whack him one upside the head with a baseball bat, I just do.
Oprah Winfrey. Yes, I have blasphemed. Yes, I know she's supposed to be a representative of all women everywhere, but she is not now, nor has she ever been, a representative of me. Give me Ellen Degeneres any day. Please, Oprah my representative? I'd rather jump off a cliff.My mum watches these shows daily, and I hate them with a fiery passion. Also, Ty Pennington. I wish I could stuff that bullhorn down his throat. Debbie Travis. She's bossy and pushy and full of 'We need to do this,' and 'We need to work through the night,' right before she swans off and lets her crew do it all. Hit return twice, is it that hard?
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theweirdkind Bastion of Sanity
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 34 Location : The Land of Strangeness
| Subject: Re: Annoying Television Personalities Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:17 pm | |
| - Yattara wrote:
Hit return twice, is it that hard? Don't make fun of my small mindedness. :unskilled78: | |
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Yattara Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-09-06 Location : East of the meridian
| Subject: Re: Annoying Television Personalities Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:23 pm | |
| - Yattara wrote:
Hit return twice, is it that hard? Just slightly counterintuitive. *shrugs* Thanks for the help. | |
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Dr. Professor Science Ghoti
Join date : 2009-06-25 Age : 33 Location : One of the guys with the giant papier-mâché dongs in Lysistrata
| Subject: Re: Annoying Television Personalities Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:41 pm | |
| Hahaha. Oh Nihilist, you're my favourite kind of administrator. You and your post editing, your icon editing, your custom title editing... these are much better punishments than bans. Much more fun to watch, especially when Mikey is the victim. | |
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karmyn31 Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 48
| Subject: Re: Annoying Television Personalities Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:51 pm | |
| - Mr. Comic Book wrote:
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- You want to whack Dr. Phil with a bat because he's Dr. Phil. The only positive thing he has done was the opening bit of Scary Movie 4. Which was also the only positive thing in the movie.
I mean, what doctor goes by his first name? We don't call them General David or Coach Mike. Dr. Ruth started the ball rolling on that one. Let's not forget that. Yeah, but Dr. Ruth is cool and she was sniper in the Army. Unlike Mr. Rogers or John Denver. | |
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Mafiosa You crack me up, little buddy!
Join date : 2009-06-03
| Subject: Re: Annoying Television Personalities Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:55 pm | |
| - karmyn31 wrote:
- Mr. Comic Book wrote:
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- You want to whack Dr. Phil with a bat because he's Dr. Phil. The only positive thing he has done was the opening bit of Scary Movie 4. Which was also the only positive thing in the movie.
I mean, what doctor goes by his first name? We don't call them General David or Coach Mike. Dr. Ruth started the ball rolling on that one. Let's not forget that. Yeah, but Dr. Ruth is cool and she was sniper in the Army. Unlike Mr. Rogers or John Denver. Are you fucking putting down Mr. Rogers right now. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] | |
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SokMunkie Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 45 Location : KC,MO
| Subject: Re: Annoying Television Personalities Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:10 am | |
| Mary Murphy from Dancing With the Stars. My only exposure to her is from watching "The Soup", but that's enough to make me want to gouge our my ears. | |
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