NYC Biker Not-Gang Antagonizes SUV, Threatens Driver, Driver Runs Over Biker, Chase Ensues, Violence Ensues

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The article is a bit old but go fuck yourself find a new article if you want it.

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Cruz was caught on video allegedly starting the entire incident by brake-checking the victim’s black Range Rover during the Sunday biker rally — supposedly so that his companion bikers could take over the highway.

You know how they tell you, at the drive through safari things, that the rhinos have the right of way?  That's because they're bigger and meaner than your car.

Likewise, SUVs have the right of way over motorcycles because they're bigger and meaner.  If one brake-checks an SUV while on a motorcycle, they have, with that action, demonstrated conclusively that they lack the basic sense and self-preservation instincts to be considered anything more than a liability to the entire gene pool.

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A second biker, Christopher Cruz, 28, of Passaic, N.J., who brake-checked the SUV — allegedly so that the bikes could take over the road was charged with endangering the welfare of a child and reckless driving.

“The case is weak. It was too early to tell if he committed the crimes he was charged with. It needed much more investigation,” the second source said.

Keep in mind, both activities are recorded clearly on video tape.

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“They’re trying to ID two of the guys. One of them is the main guy. He’s the one that assaulted the victim. On the video, he was wearing the chrome helmet that has a logo of a bird,” a third source said late Tuesday.

A witness told police the biker in the chrome helmet pulled Lien out of the car, threw the terrified dad to the ground and stomped on his head.

I want to understand how EVERYONE in the not-gang isn't somewhat liable.  They were ALL doing illegal shit, the reckless driving, the speeding, and such.  They ALL chased the SUV after it sped off.  And none of them tried to intervene in the assault on the SUV.  In for a penny, in for a pound <---I heard that on Law and Order.  

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Early on in the chase, as Lien sped off to escape the pack, he ran over 26-year-old biker Jeremiah Mieses of Lawrence, Mass., whose spine was crushed.  He remains hospitalized in a medically induced coma.

To update, that man is alive and paralyzed.  There were apparently undercover cops as part of the not-gang.  And the Undisputed God Bitch of the World, Gloria Allred, has came on as Meises' attorney.

This wouldn't happen in Kentucky. For two reasons:
1.) The SUV driver would have had a gun and that would have been a very short fight.
2.) The Harley dipshits devour the fools riding silly little crotch rockets, and in doing so, gain their powers.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!1!!

Furthermore, this thread is brought to you by Mikey's Unrelenting Boredom because you fools can't keep me entertained. If this board gets any slower, it's going to resemble my bedroom.

Me talking to myself while mostly naked.

Mikey wrote:

1.) The SUV driver would have had a gun and that would have been a very short fight.

Considering most of the guys who take motorcycles this seriously are also rednecks and probably on crystal meth 200% of the time it probably would've just made the conflict more of a mess and even more traumatic for the child.

1. this sauce tastes of tabloid
2. the bikers were looking for trouble
3. the suv driver shouldn't have driven off he should've locked his doors and called the cops when he was brake-checked
4. the bikers should've called the cops when the guy got run over instead of chasing the driver

Mr.Doobie wrote:

Mikey wrote:

1.) The SUV driver would have had a gun and that would have been a very short fight.

Considering most of the guys who take motorcycles this seriously are also rednecks and probably on crystal meth 200% of the time it probably would've just made the conflict more of a mess and even more traumatic for the child.

I somehow doubt the 2 year old has enough mental faculties to BE traumatized by this.

Cyberwulf wrote:

1. this sauce tastes of tabloid
2. the bikers were looking for trouble
3. the suv driver shouldn't have driven off he should've locked his doors and called the cops when he was brake-checked
4. the bikers should've called the cops when the guy got run over instead of chasing the driver

The NY Post does plenty of legitimate journalism, and then does silly shit like "Alex Rodriguez's Secret Child." This is the former, as all of this shit actually happened, this just happened to be the first Google result that caught my eye.

Clearly.

If you have seen the video, you'd realize that locking doors wouldn't have worked for shit.

Or, you know, an ambulance. They were probably hesitant to involve the PoPo as they had been doing illegal shit all afternoon.

Cyberwulf wrote:

3. the suv driver shouldn't have driven off he should've locked his doors and called the cops when he was brake-checked

Again, considering violent bikers have a reputation for being psycho rednecks that are on crystal meth 200% of the time I can totally see why this guy panicked, especially with a kid in the car.

I don't mean to sound like a Mikey, but locked doors can only help so much against various combinations of raw testosterone and angel dust (on top of the meth).

Though granted, yeah, this being a Mikey thread I really really really want to disagree with everything presented on principle alone and I'm a little bit drunk right now so I'm foggy on the details and too lazy to read it again but a gang of bikers surrounding my car and acting threatening would certainly make me sweat.

Here is the video, which demonstrates the weakness of locking one's doors.

Had any of the bikers been armed with something nastier than a helmet, sitting in place would be suicide. It very nearly was anyway.

Actual mistakes made by the driver:

1.) Leaving the highway
2.) Upon getting stuck in traffic, not throwing the SUV into reverse for a second Newtonian demonstration
3.) Living in New York

As for the tabloid-ness of the source, this incident has been widely reported on by all the major news channels as well, and the GoPro camera footage of everything from the brake check onward is on YouTube.

Cyberwulf wrote:

3. the suv driver shouldn't have driven off he should've locked his doors and called the cops when he was brake-checked

Yes, because homosexual men who beat each other off while riding bikes and snorting coke and look like they came out of a red-neck cow punching farm, puny glass windows are enough to stomp them from punching into there pulling out the driver and curbstomping the shit out of him. \sarcasm

But as everyone before has said cyber, the best thing to do with that would to have been probably to pull an evasive maneuver out and haul ass.

An interesting development; apparently the SUV's driver is related to some bigwig cop, so all the cops in New York aren't letting bikers off the hook for much of anything. Like, 5 over the speed limit on a motorcycle is gonna get you a ticket, or at least pulled over.

Reidmar wrote:

because homosexual men who beat each other off while riding bikes and snorting coke and look like they came out of a red-neck cow punching farm

It's like you aimed for "Mikey," veered right and sailed off a cliff.

Penguin wrote:

An interesting development; apparently the SUV's driver is related to some bigwig cop, so all the cops in New York aren't letting bikers off the hook for much of anything. Like, 5 over the speed limit on a motorcycle is gonna get you a ticket, or at least pulled over.

It's amazing how, no matter what the situation, police officers can ALWAYS make themselves look like the biggest dickheads involved. This is New York City, don't they have better shit to do than nag random motorists? Like, you know, actually STOP the roving motorcycle groups farting around on the highway, instead of hassling some one off fellow who forgot his blinker? Or enforcing Bloomberg's dictates?

Or, at least, not actively take part in roving motorcycle groups farting around on the highway?

1.) We all know the NYPD sucks the big one.
2.) It's state-wide, and considering how toxically boring traffic work is anyway, at least it gives them something to do.

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