Homosexuality will lead to enslavement of humanity by Ducks

Well according to one home schooled teen that's the way the world is headed.

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And if experience has taught us anything, it's that teenagers homeschooled by their overbearing fundie parents know way more than us mere mortals.

I . . . don't know what to say. I can usually tell when someone is being a troll, but in this case I really can't tell (the teen, I mean, not King Bee).

that link at the bottom

those pictures of those ducks

why

But...she says she doesn't actually believe in evolution! If she doesn't believe in evolution, why is she worried?

All I can think of it Pink Floyd's 'The Wall'

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!?

Also, the comments are priceless.

She's on to something.

As another kid who was homeschooled I can tell you there is a team of duck billed faggots in Anaheim bent on world domination.

Fortunately, they're incompetent beyond reason.

I, for one, welcome our Anatidaean Overlords.

There's a duck who brings her admirers into my mom's back yard every spring, utterly destroys the pond, nearly lands on people and has had sex in front of me. I'm completely convinced that they're doing this on purpose to terrorize us.

Sure, it's anecdotal evidence, but it's there.

might wanna re-think your thesis jasmine

King Bee wrote:

Well according to one home schooled teen that's the way the world is headed.

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Either this kid is the world's greatest troll or a complete raving lunatic.

Chris91 wrote:

King Bee wrote:

Well according to one home schooled teen that's the way the world is headed.

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Either this kid is the world's greatest troll or a complete raving lunatic.

It just very well might be WGT. Not as good as Steven Colbert, but hey, not everyone can troll people irl for a goddamn living.

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Oh my god! I've been kidnapped by Huey and Dewey!

If ducks ever get smart enough to take over the world, we deserve to be enslaved by them.