Chef Cooks and Serves His Own Genitals

This isn't so much bad news as it is strange news. I mean, the guy is asexual and it doesn't mention that there's anything wrong with his head, so whatever floats his boat. But at the same time he fried, seasoned, and served his own genitals!

Sauce.

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On April 13, five of six diners who signed up for the $250-a-plate feast, sat down to dinner. The sixth person was a no-show.

Goddamn. $250 dollars per plate? That's gotta be some swanky penis.

Now I really want to know what it tasted like. I can only hope that some Philadelphian chef also has a very limited attachment to his genitals...

For some reason I keep thinking the guy said "hey guys, I used some extra SPESHUL sauce this time! Hope you enjoy."

"Unfortunately it wasn't made fresh. I'm sure you can appreciate why, but I hope you enjoy it anyway."

As Alec Baldwin once said on SNL, "No one can resist my Schweaty Balls".

Mr.Doobie wrote:

Now I really want to know what it tasted like.

Well, the victim of the Rotenburg cannibal tried his own and couldn't eat it because it was "too chewy" or something. But that was pre-cooking, and the end result was too burnt to eat, so who knows?

grmblfjx wrote:

Mr.Doobie wrote:

Now I really want to know what it tasted like.

Well, the victim of the Rotenburg cannibal tried his own and couldn't eat it because it was "too chewy" or something. But that was pre-cooking, and the end result was too burnt to eat, so who knows?

It's all veins, innit? Can't imagine it'd be tasty.

Though everything does taste better once drenched in Ranch Dressing, of course.