Dick Clark (1929-2012)

You still owe me an apology for that "troll" comment over in the Couch forum.

Hot Cancer wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

Chris91 wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

You hallucinated them. We were always a bunch of rabid dogs.

And Mikey's the most rabid of the bunch.

Chris you fucking dipshit you are going to be BANNED for dragging this shit all over the place. Do you understand that?

Tch.

You're not supposed to tell him.

At this point, I don't think telling him outright is going to help.

I'm not the bad guy here, Freezer.

Chris91 wrote:

I'm not the bad guy here, Freezer.

No one said you were: You're the annoying, thick-skulled, won't take a hint, WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP guy.

The minute I stop defending myself, Mikey wins. I can't tolerate that.

Chris91 wrote:

The minute I stop defending myself, Mikey wins. I can't tolerate that.

Actually, with every comment like this you make, he wins. Because you're giving him exactly what he wants.

What he wants is for me to fold my tent and quit.

But that would put an end to his lulz. Which is what he wants. Because he's a troll. And you're feeding the troll. You're feeding him, Chris.

You

are

feeding

him.

And lots of other people here too. People are enjoying hearing you complain. Stop complaining, stop feeding the troll, stop entertaining the peanut gallery. Capisci?

TheIan wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

You hallucinated them. We were always a bunch of rabid dogs.

Were we? I always liked to try and see the good in everyone. Just my need to be optimistic, I suppose.

You're aware that you're on this site, right? A site dedicated to seeing the bad in everything?

For that matter, you're on the internet. A creation meant to bring out the worst in E V E R Y O N E. You might want to rethink your life, sport.

I can't believe I'm watching a man who claims to be 45 saying he can't stop being a moronic dipshit because he "can't let them win", when "them" is a 22-year-old troll with no empathy or reason.

I can't believe said 45-year-old believes the only way to fight mud slinging is to sling mud right back.

At age 45.

I've babysat under-10s with more maturity.

I'm sorry, I can't. I lost the ability to can. Chris's existence made me lose my ability to can permanently. You, sir, are pathetic. And coming from someone like me, this oughta hurt like a bitch.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

You might want to rethink your life, sport.

*snerk*


LMFAO


That's rich, coming from you. Your whole life is dedicated to being a walking, talking shit-dribbling /sp/astic who wishes he was a /b/tard. Even Rosie O'Donnell wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire, faggot.

xerrofoot wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

You might want to rethink your life, sport.

*snerk*


LMFAO


That's rich, coming from you. Your whole life is dedicated to being a walking, talking shit-dribbling /sp/astic who wishes he was a /b/tard. Even Rosie O'Donnell wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire, faggot.

*snorts*

As IF anyone would want rosie to piss on them anyway.

Chris91 wrote:

The minute I stop defending myself, Mikey wins. I can't tolerate that.

He's already won, troll.

Euglena wrote:

But that would put an end to his lulz. Which is what he wants. Because he's a troll. And you're feeding the troll. You're feeding him, Chris.

You

are

feeding

him.

And lots of other people here too. People are enjoying hearing you complain. Stop complaining, stop feeding the troll, stop entertaining the peanut gallery. Capisci?

You just don't get it, do you?

Snake Bandage wrote:

You, sir, are pathetic.

Says the woman who threw a temper tantrum just because somebody told her they didn't like her favorite movie.

Hot Cancer wrote:

Chris91 wrote:

The minute I stop defending myself, Mikey wins. I can't tolerate that.

He's already won, troll.

Not unless I stop defending myself he hasn't. And by the way, you child-raping cunt, you owe me an apology for that lying "troll" comment.

Chris91 wrote:

Hot Cancer wrote:

Chris91 wrote:

The minute I stop defending myself, Mikey wins. I can't tolerate that.

He's already won, troll.

Not unless I stop defending myself he hasn't. And by the way, you child-raping cunt, you owe me an apology for that lying "troll" comment.

You're not getting it, troll.

Wrong, Nazi, you're the one who doesn't get it.

And until you take back that utterly false "troll" accusation, I'm not even going to think about making the slightest effort to be civil to you.

I hope you die in a fire.

Chris91 wrote:

Snake Bandage wrote:

You, sir, are pathetic.

Says the woman who threw a temper tantrum just because somebody told her they didn't like her favorite movie.

It was less of a tantrum and more of a severe depressive episode. I've been having those a LOT lately. I don't think having depression is pathetic, it's more kind of upsetting.

Do I get called a Nazi child-raping cunt now or?

Chris91 wrote:

Snake Bandage wrote:

You, sir, are pathetic.

Says the woman who threw a temper tantrum just because somebody told her they didn't like her favorite movie.

No she didn't, you ridiculous dumbass. You made that part up out of whole cloth because the only way you can have an orgasm is to frantically mash that pathetic piece of gristle you call a dick to fantasies about people who are more of a loser than you.

I just wanted to say that I'm loving Cy's posts all throughout this delicious, delicious nuclear implosion. Also half of everyone else who's posting. Ultimately this is exactly why I, never having read fanfic in my life, have been hanging around a fanfic message board for over six years now: because you fuckers make me laugh like nothing else few other things.

this is wank at its best

keep on rocking, guys

haahahahaha xerrofoot making fun of mikey
dude
xerrofoot
you are just as bad as chris
do not kid yourself

Chris91 wrote:

Wrong, Nazi, you're the one who doesn't get it.

And until you take back that utterly false "troll" accusation, I'm not even going to think about making the slightest effort to be civil to you.

I hope you die in a fire.

Such as seals.