Porpoises rescue Dick van Dyke

Best headline ever

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Van Dyke's ordeal began during an ill-fated trip to his local beach. "I woke up out of sight of land," the 84-year-old actor told reporters. "I started paddling with the swells and I started seeing fins swimming around me and I thought 'I'm dead!'"

Van Dyke was wrong. "They turned out to be porpoises," he said. "And they pushed me all the way to shore." The porpoises were unavailable for comment.

The headline isn't the only great part.

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The porpoises were unavailable for comment.

I loled.

This day is officially made. Thank-you.

This news is the best news. :D

No word on whether nifty arm-in-fin dance routine was performed?

Also, PORPOISES!!!

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