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PostSubject: Steve Jobs dead at 66   Steve Jobs dead at 66 EmptyWed Oct 05, 2011 5:57 pm

Apple founder Steve Jobs died tonight; you can get further details courtesy of Boston.com:

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By Hiawatha Bray, Globe Staff

Steve Jobs, the demanding visionary who understood before anyone else how deeply we would live our lives through our devices, has died at the age of 56, only weeks after resigning as chief executive of computer giant Apple Inc. for health reasons.

Jobs revitalized Apple by transforming smartphones, computers, and media players into objects of desire. He insisted the company put the human experience first, focusing on design as well as technological prowess. Fifteen years ago,Apple flirted with bankruptcy; today, it is one of the most successful companies on earth. Only oil titan Exxon Mobil Corp. is worth more.

“He taught all of us how to transform technology into magic,” said John Sculley, Apple’s chief executive in the mid-1980s, and the man who once had Jobs kicked out of the company he’d co-founded.

After he was ousted, Jobs endured a decade of exile. But the experience taught him lessons that would, once he returned, help him lead Apple to unimaginable heights of achievement.

“Steve’s big contribution to the computer industry was to take it away from the nerds and give it to the people,” said Bob Metcalfe, co-inventor of Ethernet networking technology and a professor at the University of Texas at Austin.

Jobs was born in San Francisco on February 24, 1955 to Syrian immigrant Abdulfattah John Jandali and Joanne Schieble, both graduate students at the University of Wisconsin in Madison.
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PostSubject: Re: Steve Jobs dead at 66   Steve Jobs dead at 66 EmptyWed Oct 05, 2011 6:02 pm

While it's sad that the world has lost yet another to cancer, it's too bad he didn't take Apple with him
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PostSubject: Re: Steve Jobs dead at 66   Steve Jobs dead at 66 EmptyWed Oct 05, 2011 6:17 pm

I guess the iPhone 4S was just too much of a disappointment.
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PostSubject: Re: Steve Jobs dead at 66   Steve Jobs dead at 66 EmptyWed Oct 05, 2011 7:14 pm

Stay classy, guys. Stay classy.
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SlyChild wrote:
Stay classy, guys. Stay classy.

Aren't we always?
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PostSubject: Re: Steve Jobs dead at 66   Steve Jobs dead at 66 EmptyWed Oct 05, 2011 9:08 pm

Shouldn't this topic read Steve Jobs Dead at 56?
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PostSubject: Re: Steve Jobs dead at 66   Steve Jobs dead at 66 EmptyWed Oct 05, 2011 10:02 pm

Lady Anne wrote:
Shouldn't this topic read Steve Jobs Dead at 56?

So Chris91 fails at copypasta too...is anyone really surprised?

Also, I'm more amused at the fact that there is a person in the world named Hiawatha Bray. I'd like to meet that person's parents. Either they have a really interesting sense of humor, or none at all.
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PostSubject: Re: Steve Jobs dead at 66   Steve Jobs dead at 66 EmptyThu Oct 06, 2011 1:32 am

Kinda sad really. I hope he wasn't around to see the disappointment in the launch of the 4s. I feel sorry for Steve Jobs, but I still can't feel anywhere near as sorry for his company.

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Steve Jobs dead at 66 961878 Okay, I laughed.
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Lapin wrote:
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Stay classy, guys. Stay classy.

Aren't we always?

Uh, no.
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Chris91 wrote:
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Stay classy, guys. Stay classy.

Aren't we always?

Uh, no.
that was the joke you fuckwit
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PostSubject: Re: Steve Jobs dead at 66   Steve Jobs dead at 66 EmptyThu Oct 06, 2011 7:24 am

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Shouldn't this topic read Steve Jobs Dead at 56?

You're right, it should. I was so busy trying to be sure I got the story posted in a timely fashion I forgot to double-check the topic heading.

Electron Blue: Lighten up, pal.
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I shouldn't be surprised at this.
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PostSubject: Re: Steve Jobs dead at 66   Steve Jobs dead at 66 EmptyThu Oct 06, 2011 10:57 am

There goes the innovation! D:
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PostSubject: Re: Steve Jobs dead at 66   Steve Jobs dead at 66 EmptyThu Oct 06, 2011 11:18 am

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I shouldn't be surprised at this.
I cannot view most images on my work computer so I have no idea what you posted Qui, but is it about westburo? Because yeah.
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I shouldn't be surprised at this.
I cannot view most images on my work computer so I have no idea what you posted Qui, but is it about westburo? Because yeah.

Westburo putting up a tweet about picketing his funeral, via an iphone, yeah.
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Lady Anne wrote:
Shouldn't this topic read Steve Jobs Dead at 56?

You're right, it should. I was so busy trying to be sure I got the story posted in a timely fashion I forgot to double-check the topic heading.

Electron Blue: Lighten up, pal.

So being the first to post something is more important than accurately posting? Cool...
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PostSubject: Re: Steve Jobs dead at 66   Steve Jobs dead at 66 EmptyThu Oct 06, 2011 11:31 am

@Somath: OK, I thought that was probably what it was, I saw it somewhere else and... yeah. Just... yeah.
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Salamas wrote:
Chris91 wrote:
Lady Anne wrote:
Shouldn't this topic read Steve Jobs Dead at 56?

You're right, it should. I was so busy trying to be sure I got the story posted in a timely fashion I forgot to double-check the topic heading.

Electron Blue: Lighten up, pal.

So being the first to post something is more important than accurately posting? Cool...

Steve Jobs dead at 66 724940 That's not what I meant. I meant that in my haste to get the story up I overlooked a critical editing step; I'm just as annoyed about the mistake as you guys are.
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PostSubject: Re: Steve Jobs dead at 66   Steve Jobs dead at 66 EmptyThu Oct 06, 2011 4:04 pm

What's a 4S
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PostSubject: Re: Steve Jobs dead at 66   Steve Jobs dead at 66 EmptyThu Oct 06, 2011 4:35 pm

Let Me Google That For You
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PostSubject: Re: Steve Jobs dead at 66   Steve Jobs dead at 66 EmptyThu Oct 06, 2011 4:48 pm

What, I actually have to click links now?

EDIT: Oh okay, yeah. Boring. It looks like a bathroom tile.
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Chris91 wrote:
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Stay classy, guys. Stay classy.

Aren't we always?

Uh, no.

...You really want to go with me again, you obtuse brat?
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One of the kids printed this out today. I admit it. I lol'd.

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One of the kids printed this out today. I admit it. I lol'd.

Irony, thy name is WBC.

If they disliked him that much, they should've just bought an Android
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