So sexy Santa's been waiting to deliver you presents. NSFW.

DEAR GOD!



I have seen some crazy weird fetish pictures on y!gallery, 4chan, places like that, but this... I don't even know what to say about this.

I think the only fetish that I have seen that beats this are those pictures where one person will be cut open and their intestines will be hanging out of their stomach while the other does them. Usually there are many other methods of torture involved in those pictures as well. They scared me for life.

Ya-u wrote:

I think the only fetish that I have seen that beats this are those pictures where one person will be cut open and there intestines will be hanging out of their stomach while the other does them. Usually there are many other methods of torture involved in those pictures as well. They scared me for life.

Oddly specific guro?

also, I think you meant THEIR intestines not there intestines. Though I kind of like that typo. It's like, they are cut open, and there! Look there, their intestines are hanging out! How charming!

Max III wrote:

Ya-u wrote:

I think the only fetish that I have seen that beats this are those pictures where one person will be cut open and there intestines will be hanging out of their stomach while the other does them. Usually there are many other methods of torture involved in those pictures as well. They scared me for life.

Oddly specific guro?

also, I think you meant THEIR intestines not there intestines. Though I kind of like that typo. It's like, they are cut open, and there! Look there, their intestines are hanging out! How charming!

Specific because seeing it was so scarring, even though I tried I couldn't forget any of it.

wow, you're right. I hate making grammatical errors. Usually, I'm the one fixing them, not making them, lol. Thanks, I fixed it, so it's all better now.

Ya-u wrote:

Specific because seeing it was so scarring, even though I tried I couldn't forget any of it.

wow, you're right. I hate making grammatical errors. Usually, I'm the one fixing them, not making them, lol. Thanks, I fixed it, so it's all better now.

Haha, it's fine. Thanks for fixing it! :D

So She cut the sack open, removed the testicles, and stuffed it with presents? Merry Christmas Indeed.

This did hurt my eyes and caused me to flinch in my chair for a second, but as someone who's seen enough Goatse and Tubgirl in her life, it isn't bad compared to those images. (Don't look them up if you have a sensitive stomach)

Still, what were they THINKING!?

Thel33tmaster4 wrote:

So She cut the sack open, removed the testicles, and stuffed it with presents? Merry Christmas Indeed.

Exactly . But then I thought if that's so , then where is all this semen (if that's what it is ?) coming from ?

Also is there a point to having a belt on 'her' penis ?

Vex wrote:

Thel33tmaster4 wrote:

So She cut the sack open, removed the testicles, and stuffed it with presents? Merry Christmas Indeed.

Exactly . But then I thought if that's so , then where is all this semen (if that's what it is ?) coming from ?

Also is there a point to having a belt on 'her' penis ?

Cock ring.

Yeah, DIY cock ring would be my guess. Or, you know, BECAUSE.

Amalja wrote:

Goatse and Tubgirl (...) (Don't look them up if you have a sensitive stomach)

Tell me, does meatspin make you nauseous?

grmblfjx wrote:

Yeah, DIY cock ring would be my guess. Or, you know, BECAUSE.

Amalja wrote:

Goatse and Tubgirl (...) (Don't look them up if you have a sensitive stomach)

Tell me, does meatspin make you nauseous?

Why would it be nauseating?

its legs are too skinny to carry four giant breasts and a penis the size of a yardstick.

It's too weird to register in my head as gross.

This suddenly becomes funny if you listen to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' by Mariah Carey (?) while looking at it. Disgusting, but I've seen worse. I just shrugged it off.

It looks a tiny bit green to me, says the person who stares at pixel shades all day. Santa's been eating her veggies and growing big and strong.

Yes, that did hurt.