Hells angels fiasco

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BERLIN - A German student created a traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hells Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer.

German police said on Monday that after making his getaway from the Hells Angels club, the 26-year-old dumped the bulldozer, causing a 3-mile-long traffic jam near the southern town of Allershausen, local police said. He then fled to his home nearby where he was apprehended by the police.

"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hells Angels is currently unclear," said a spokesman for local police, adding that the student had lately been suffering from depression.

The puppy was now in safe hands, the spokesman added.

Ahahahaha funny
Just wow.

That poor puppy. Where did he get it?

Glad the puppy is in safe hands, hopefully it wasn't hurt.

Most adorable. Attack. Ever.

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"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hells Angels is currently unclear,"

To make them feel happy and brighten their day. If we all threw puppies to one another there would be no war. We'd just all be rolling around in a happy puppy pile.

AW PUPPIES

ZoZo wrote:

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"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hells Angels is currently unclear,"

To make them feel happy and brighten their day. If we all threw puppies to one another there would be no war. We'd just all be rolling around in a happy puppy pile.

What about those of us with allergies, Zo? Where, in your anti-allergy fascist state would they even exist?
GOD

Jay/Cris wrote:

ZoZo wrote:

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"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hells Angels is currently unclear,"

To make them feel happy and brighten their day. If we all threw puppies to one another there would be no war. We'd just all be rolling around in a happy puppy pile.

What about those of us with allergies, Zo? Where, in your anti-allergy fascist state would they even exist?
GOD

You would form a sewer-dwelling underclass, of course.

Every good system needs an underclass.

HOW ELSE CAN THERE BE UBERMENSCH?

ZoZo wrote:

Jay/Cris wrote:

ZoZo wrote:

Quote :

"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hells Angels is currently unclear,"

To make them feel happy and brighten their day. If we all threw puppies to one another there would be no war. We'd just all be rolling around in a happy puppy pile.

What about those of us with allergies, Zo? Where, in your anti-allergy fascist state would they even exist?
GOD

You would form a sewer-dwelling underclass, of course.

Every good system needs an underclass.

HOW ELSE CAN THERE BE UBERMENSCH?

Nietzsche and Marx want to have words with you. (Not in the least part because, really, is it that hard to add an umlaut to Übermensch?)

I, however, would like to know how good a sewer we are talking. Will it be like the New York one, with vast caverns? We'd be awesome and call ourselves Morlocks and preferably not get killed in a flood.

Jay/Cris wrote:

ZoZo wrote:

Jay/Cris wrote:

ZoZo wrote:

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"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hells Angels is currently unclear,"

To make them feel happy and brighten their day. If we all threw puppies to one another there would be no war. We'd just all be rolling around in a happy puppy pile.

What about those of us with allergies, Zo? Where, in your anti-allergy fascist state would they even exist?
GOD

You would form a sewer-dwelling underclass, of course.

Every good system needs an underclass.

HOW ELSE CAN THERE BE UBERMENSCH?

Nietzsche and Marx want to have words with you. (Not in the least part because, really, is it that hard to add an umlaut to Übermensch?)

...Yes. Yes it is.

Man I wish there was a picture of the bikers' faces while this happened.

If he didn't shout "P-P-P-P-Puppy Power!" at the same time, Scrappy Doo remains worthless.

I thought Scrappy's war cry was "Dadada-da-dada PUPPY POWER!" Not some Porky Pig like stutter.

I'll defer to your greater knowledge of Juvenilia.