Why, God, why do you believe that? Loopy conspiracy theories

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PrisonPlanet On Fort Hood.

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Raziel the Wise wrote:: PrisonPlanet On Fort Hood.

Wow. From minimal information to conspiracy theory in under half a page! Impressive.

The link doesn't seem to work for me. Anyone else having a problem with it?

It was working for me, not it's not. I'd really hate to think that we were enough to Slashdot the place...

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Working for me--now they're trying to link it to a troop increase somehow. And no, it's not bandwidth; Alex Jones makes a very tidy living peddling this crap. This isn't some dinky little Geocities page, it's the center of a massive and growing industry--anti-science, white supremacy, and good old-fashioned paleoconservatism all coming together like a retarded neutron star to crush the forces of the Jewish World Conspiracy and their ~~Nigger~~ Socialist Antichrist.
It's like watching flies fuck.
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Raziel the Wise wrote:: Working for me--now they're trying to link it to a troop increase somehow. And no, it's not bandwidth; Alex Jones makes a very tidy living peddling this crap. This isn't some dinky little Geocities page, it's the center of a massive and growing industry--anti-science, white supremacy, and good old-fashioned paleoconservatism all coming together like a retarded neutron star to crush the forces of the Jewish World Conspiracy and their ~~Nigger~~ Socialist Antichrist.
It's like watching flies fuck.
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You forgot ~~Poland~~ the radical left, too. Basically, conspiracy theorists attract loonies from all ends of the spectrum. Which aspect has dominance usually depends on who's in power, and who wants a conspiracy theory to feel better about themselves.

E.g., when Bush was in office: BUSH DID THE NINELEVENS!!111
Now: OSAMA BIN HUSSEIN OBAMBI IS A SECRET KENYAN

Rabid Badger wrote:

Raziel the Wise wrote:: PrisonPlanet On Fort Hood.

Wow. From minimal information to conspiracy theory in under half a page! Impressive.

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Chris91 wrote:

Rabid Badger wrote:

Raziel the Wise wrote:: PrisonPlanet On Fort Hood.

Wow. From minimal information to conspiracy theory in under half a page! Impressive.

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I'm going to kick your ass so hard you'll be shitting boot polish for a week.

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you.

I'm convinced Chris91 and Harley are trolls. They fail too hard to be real.

Well, I guess we might as well start using this here thread again.

NEW WANK TOPIC: Did the Twin Towers even exist in the first place?

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Zeiss Manifold wrote:: Well, I guess we might as well start using this here thread again.

NEW WANK TOPIC: Did the Twin Towers even exist in the first place?

New York city is a complete fabrication kept up by the liberal media for sinister purposes.

Zeiss Manifold wrote:: Well, I guess we might as well start using this here thread again.

NEW WANK TOPIC: Did the Twin Towers even exist in the first place?

THE TWIN TOWERS ARE ALIVE AND WELL AND LIVING IN MY BASEMENT

BASTARDS ALWAYS EAT ALL THE OREOS BEFORE I CAN GET ANY

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Zeiss Manifold wrote:: Well, I guess we might as well start using this here thread again.

NEW WANK TOPIC: Did the Twin Towers even exist in the first place?

They're a fabrication by Fox News as propaganda to persuade people to buy Twin Towers commemorative plates and Snuggies. REMEMBER THE TOWERS- BUY A PLATE WITH THEM ON IT FOR $19.95 + $4.95 S+H

CALL NOW AND WE'LL THROW IN A SNUGGIE AT NO EXTRA CHARGE! JUST PAY S+H

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Mafiosa wrote:

Zeiss Manifold wrote:: Well, I guess we might as well start using this here thread again.

NEW WANK TOPIC: Did the Twin Towers even exist in the first place?

New York city is a complete fabrication kept up by the liberal media for sinister purposes.

Yeah, but when you go there, it's really realistic. Like the matrix.

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Delcat wrote:

Zeiss Manifold wrote:: Well, I guess we might as well start using this here thread again.

NEW WANK TOPIC: Did the Twin Towers even exist in the first place?

THE TWIN TOWERS ARE ALIVE AND WELL AND LIVING IN MY BASEMENT

BASTARDS ALWAYS EAT ALL THE OREOS BEFORE I CAN GET ANY

Is this the giant 80-story basement THAT THE WTC HAD?

NEW WANK TOPIC #2: PLANES AREN'T REAL

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grmblfjx wrote:

Mafiosa wrote:

Zeiss Manifold wrote:: Well, I guess we might as well start using this here thread again.

NEW WANK TOPIC: Did the Twin Towers even exist in the first place?

New York city is a complete fabrication kept up by the liberal media for sinister purposes.

Yeah, but when you go there, it's really realistic. Like the matrix.

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If you look closely you can see that everyone is made out of pixels.

And bits of string.

Zeiss Manifold wrote:: Is this the giant 80-story basement THAT THE WTC HAD?

NEW WANK TOPIC #2: PLANES AREN'T REAL

YOU HAVE ME THERE, SIR

...UNTIL I RUN ABOUT WITH MY ARMS EXTENDED GOING "NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOM"

Delcat wrote:

Zeiss Manifold wrote:: Is this the giant 80-story basement THAT THE WTC HAD?

NEW WANK TOPIC #2: PLANES AREN'T REAL

YOU HAVE ME THERE, SIR

...UNTIL I RUN ABOUT WITH MY ARMS EXTENDED GOING "NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOM"

silly del that's just satan posessing you

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Zeiss Manifold wrote:: silly del that's just satan posessing you

go to your room and say 5 Acts of Contrition, and apologize to God for even believing that humans can fly. That shit be unnatural like those God-hating homosexuals! Why, God, why do you believe that? Loopy conspiracy theories - Page 20 961878

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Delcat wrote:: NUH UH IT SO IS N [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] urk maybe

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we're really just waiting for Nihilist to smack our heads together at this point huh

Zeiss Manifold wrote:: Well, I guess we might as well start using this here thread again.

NEW WANK TOPIC: Did the Twin Towers even exist in the first place?

Oh my God, you guys, I've looked into this. If you take a look at pictures of NYC from before the sixties, the Twin Towers aren't even there at all!
I mean, seriously!

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Jay/Cris wrote:

Zeiss Manifold wrote:: Well, I guess we might as well start using this here thread again.

NEW WANK TOPIC: Did the Twin Towers even exist in the first place?

Oh my God, you guys, I've looked into this. If you take a look at pictures of NYC from before the sixties, the Twin Towers aren't even there at all!
I mean, seriously!

Neither is the Statue of Liberty! I've got a photo of New York Harbor dated 1880 and there's no sign of it!

Rabid Badger wrote:

Jay/Cris wrote:

Zeiss Manifold wrote:: Well, I guess we might as well start using this here thread again.

NEW WANK TOPIC: Did the Twin Towers even exist in the first place?

Oh my God, you guys, I've looked into this. If you take a look at pictures of NYC from before the sixties, the Twin Towers aren't even there at all!
I mean, seriously!

Neither is the Statue of Liberty! I've got a photo of New York Harbor dated 1880 and there's no sign of it!

No way... Dewd, you just blew my mind.

But the Empire State building, that's real right? I mean if I were to look for that in a picture from before the thirties I'd find it right?

*googles*

Duuuuude.

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