17-year-old stabbed to death at home, in front of parents

Story here.

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Aamir Siddiqi, 17, was at home in Cardiff on Sunday afternoon when the two men burst in armed with a blade and stabbed him. Police gave Aamir first aid at the scene but the teenager could not be saved.

On a Sunday afternoon. In his own house. In Cardiff. Cardiff.

OK, I know Cardiff has a lot of gang activity, but still - it's not exactly the first place you think of as being a dangerous city.

"Innit blud braaap braaaaaap look you"?

Anyway, back to the awful:

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Detectives do not yet know why the boy was targeted, and one theory is that it was a case of mistaken identity.

What is with all these mistaken identity things? I didn't know stupid trousers interfered with facial recognition...

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Detective Chief Superintendent Stuart McKenzie said: "At around 1.40pm on Sunday two masked men forced their way into a house armed with a bladed weapon and attacked 17-year-old Aamir. This was a horrific incident witnessed by Aamir's mother and father who were both injured in their attempts to come to their son's assistance.

Part of me hopes this wasn't mistaken identity, if only because then these two monsters are gonna still be roaming around hunting for the real target, and if they fuck up once what's to stop them getting the wrong guy again.

Am I terrible for first thinking Cardiff? Must be aliens.

That's really sad for the poor boy and his family

"Hey guys, what's for dinner?"

"Well honey, we're having Beef- OH FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

This wouldn't have happened if you pussy soccer jockeys had guns. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

No, then the kid would have been shot to death. Way to fail, Mikey.


Also, obviously Cardiff is dangerous, man.
There's a freaking rift goin' through there.


Also also, Welsh cannibals.







Be afraid.

Verandering wrote:

No, then the kid would have been shot to death. Way to fail, Mikey.

That may have been his point, actually.

Really?



Is Mikey capable of having a point? Hmmm...

You know, for all the flack he gets, I think some of it can be attributed to people not 'getting' his sardonic sense of humor. I mean, I figured that his statement was clearly sarcasm but maybe that's not obvious to everyone else. *shrug*

Verandering wrote:

No, then the kid would have been shot to death.

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Penguin wrote:

Verandering wrote:

No, then the kid would have been shot to death.

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What, Penguin? People get shot to death even when guns are tightly controlled (see: Limerick city, for instance).

Cyberwulf wrote:

Penguin wrote:

Verandering wrote:

No, then the kid would have been shot to death.

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What, Penguin? People get shot to death even when guns are tightly controlled (see: Limerick city, for instance).

I think Penguin's point is that if guns existed, then the family would have shot the intruders. Because guns are only capable of killing baddies. When you shoot an innocent person, the bullets just bounce right off.

Verandering wrote:

Really?



Is Mikey capable of having a point?

Not without the aid of a Teleprompter. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Cyberwulf wrote:

Penguin wrote:

Verandering wrote:

No, then the
kid would have been shot to death.

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What, Penguin? People get shot to death
even when guns are tightly controlled (see: Limerick city, for
instance).

Actually, yeah, I'm pretty well aware of that. (Another good example: Washington, DC).

ZoZo wrote:

I think Penguin's point is that if guns existed, then the family would have shot the intruders. Because guns are only capable of killing baddies. When you shoot an innocent person, the bullets just bounce right off.

That was Mikey's point.

Verandering's response was that guns in the mix would've meant that an elite team of criminal ninjas would swoop in to gun the family down in cold blood.

That about cover it?

Aggie wrote:

You know, for all the flack he gets, I think some of it can be attributed to people not 'getting' his sardonic sense of humor. I mean, I figured that his statement was clearly sarcasm but maybe that's not obvious to everyone else. *shrug*

I was just trying to set off gun wank because watching Penny boredly infuriate retards like Cyberwulf and Harley amuses me. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

And I think I got it started. Now there's no stopping it, the only thing you can do is scream and dive out of the way. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Aggie wrote:

You know, for all the flack he gets, I think some of it can be attributed to people not 'getting' his sardonic sense of humor.

No: It's mostly because for every solid post of his, there's five of him trying so very very hard to be "Knorg With A Sports Gimmick". Also unlike Knorg, the lad has no idea how to pick his spots, ending in a high ratio of fail posts.

Penguin wrote:

Verandering's response was that guns in the mix would've meant that an elite team of criminal ninjas would swoop in to gun the family down in cold blood.

That about cover it?

Swap out "criminal ninjas" for "Deadpool" and we may have a deal.

Freezer wrote:

Aggie wrote:

You know, for all the flack he gets, I think some of it can be attributed to people not 'getting' his sardonic sense of humor.

No: It's mostly because for every solid post of his, there's five of him trying so very very hard to be "Knorg With A Sports Gimmick". Also unlike Knorg, the lad has no idea how to pick his spots, ending in a high ratio of fail posts.

If picking your spots achieved anything we wouldn't have invented fully automatic rifles.

After all, there is no such thing as overkill. Only "open fire" and "I need to reload."