turrists that are neither brown nor muslim arrested

merkin sauce

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"Nine members of the Christian militia group Hutaree have been indicted on multiple charges involving an alleged plot to attack police, including seditious conspiracy and attempted use of weapons of mass destruction, the U.S. Attorney in Michigan announced this morning."

"The indictment describes an alleged plot that seems inspired by weapons more associated with urban warfare in Iraq than with rural Michigan."

"The Hutaree members allegedly 'planned to kill an unidentified member of local law enforcement and then attack the law enforcement officers who gather in Michigan for the funeral.'"

so... why has every place ive read this story not call these guys turrists because idk mang that sure does look like turrism to me

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also five bux says ezri dax comes in here pissing and whining that these cant possibly be turrists they are MERKIN HERROS

The gubbmn't is just persecutin' Christians! This proves that that guy in the WHITE house is just a muslim!

SirDixonDongs wrote:

so... why has every place ive read this story not call these guys turrists because idk mang that sure does look like turrism to me

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I have no idea what you're talking about. That looks nothing like tourism!

You know someone's an extremist when their fellow nutjobs want nothing to do with them.

Well, I mean, I thought it was obvious:

Brown-skinned Muslims wanting to blow up American citizens, kill American soldiers, and shoot elected officials = Terrorism

White-skinned Christians wanting to blow up American citizens, kill American soliders, and shoot elected officials = Patriotism

There's just a world of difference between Hutaree and Al Quaida [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

SirDixonDongs wrote:

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Americans don't speak English, they speak American. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

i for one only speak esperanto

They're using all the politically correct words they've been using for terrorists in the mideast with these guys. "Extremist," "militant," etc.

PATRIOTSSSSSS

VVVV WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS GUY'S CHIN
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They all look exactly like you'd expect them to.

...kinda looks like my neighbors

I think the dude on the bottom right corner goes to my school

Media's probably remembering the last time they got burned on the "angry white male" bit.

These people have obviously ignored what the Bible says, because I think that 'thou shalt not kill' is pretty damn clear. I hope these fuckers get the lengthy prison sentences they deserve.

Killing is condemned in Christianity, but in Islam it is an express route to Mohammeds hedonistic paradise.

*headdesk*

Oh, here we go again folks...

Not exactly what was predicted, but the judges will accept it.


*hands over 5 bux*

gaijinguy wrote:

Media's probably remembering the last time they got burned on the "angry white male" bit.

Yeah, but there's at least one 'angry white female' in there. That's gotta count for something.

Slacktivist had some interesting dissection/links to dissection of how these guys are basically a real-life 'Tribulation Force,' at least in their own minds.

Mafiosa wrote:

PATRIOTSSSSSS

VVVV WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS GUY'S CHIN
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They all look exactly like you'd expect them to.

Yeah, because it's so easy to tell if people are criminals by facial characteristics alone Pretty sure that theory was dismissed a looooong time ago.

Chaltab wrote:

Slacktivist had some interesting dissection/links to dissection of how these guys are basically a real-life 'Tribulation Force,' at least in their own minds.

Oh, cool! *loves Slack's Left Behind critiques, goes to check out*

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Yeah, because it's so easy to tell if people are criminals by facial characteristics alone Rolling Eyes Pretty sure that theory was dismissed a looooong time ago.

Yes this is exactly what I meant.

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Mafiosa wrote:

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Yeah, because it's so easy to tell if people are criminals by facial characteristics alone Rolling Eyes Pretty sure that theory was dismissed a looooong time ago.

Yes this is exactly what I meant.

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Then what did you mean, since that's how it came across to me.

edit: wow, that guy on the top, third from left looks quite a bit like John Malkovich. o_O

I'm pretty sure she meant "They look like people you'd see playing a Christian militia group on an episode of L&O".

'Cause they do.

Lapin wrote:

I'm pretty sure she meant "They look like people you'd see playing a Christian militia group on an episode of L&O".

'Cause they do.

Yeah, pretty much this. I don't know about you but when I heard "Christian Militia police funeral bombing michiganians (?)" I pretty much imagined these dudes right here: angry white greasy people with permanent rageface.

It's like god typecast them for their roles in life

e: also sticky out ears

First one on the bottom reminds me of Ricky Gervais. I think it's the smirk.