Tale of a Horny Hawk by MaraJade29 is a work in progress that appears to be the beginnings of a pornographic novelisation of Knights of the Old Republic. MaraJade29's version of Revan appears to be an oversexed expy of (who else?) Mara Jade called "Mara Raven", who she helpfully informs us also looks like her herself:
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- I’m just a demented girl who happens to look a lot like Mara Jade.
What's that smell? I think the wind is blowing from the Sueage works.
Our story begins, in true Star Wars tradition,
in media res. The
res in question are, however, rather less traditional:
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- “Oh, fuck me. Harder. Harder!”
It's amazing how easily one line can set the tone for the entire story.
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- The shouts of a female in ecstasy echoed through the walls of a small
room aboard the Republic cruiser the Endar Spire. In the room Mara
Raven lies on the bed, on all fours, being pounded from behind by one
of the Republic soldiers.
Tense confusion ahoy!
One bout of IKEA erotica later:
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- Mara, a red-headed smuggler from Deralia, was aboard the Endar Spire as
a translator as well as an advisor. She had infinite knowledge of the
Outer Rim
Which we later discover to be true in more ways than one.
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- She had seen the commander of the ship, Carth Onasi she believed his
name was. He looked rather handsome and would probably be a good fuck.
Holy foreshadowing, Batman!
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- It didn’t take long for them to reach the bridge, even though they were forced to fight with a lot of people.
MaraJade29 reveals a gift for truly breathtaking action scenes. I could just picture KotOR's opening sequence as I read this.
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- During her short ride down in the elevator towards the escape pods she
was contacted by Carth Onasi who told her she was the last person alive
on the ship.
But only if I had the game open in another window.
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- Finally the pod shot out of the Spire
This isn't a euphemism, but in the context of this fic looks like one.
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- Mara was dreaming, she knew this much, but it seemed so real. It was
almost as if she could reach out and touch the people in it. And she
wished she could because the woman, a Jedi of all people, which was in
the dream was hot. She would have loved to have just reach out and
grabbed one of her luscious tits.
When you're quite finished jilling off to the cutscenes.
What this does, however, is to establish Mara as of the "anything that moves" persuasion. I know there's a mod that allows female!Revan to romance Bastila, and if there isn't one that allows her to romance Carth and Bastila at the same time then MaraJade29 is probably writing it as we speak.
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- She was surprised to find that she wasn’t on her bunk on the Endar Spire and then remembered that the ship had blown to bits.
"Oh yeah, that. How silly of me."
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- What she saw startled her.
In this fic it probably shouldn't. She sees Carth shagging a girl, who we subsequently learn to be Dia, who in the game is taking refuge in the same apartment complex as the main characters.
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- She didn’t wear underwear and so she revealed her tits to them both.
They weren’t too large or too small, but just right for a woman of her
build.
The medium-sized breasts of
How Not To Write a Novel put in an appearance.
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- But when Mara came it was different. She quickly pulled off of him,
rubbing frantically at her clit before she sprayed her girl-cum all
around the room. It covered everything in its path, Carth, the woman,
the walls and floors and some even escaped through the windows.
For some reason, the Uber-Pit overlooked "biologically impossible female ejaculate bukkake" when devising its content warning tags.
The next scene has a random noblewoman who gets dragged by Mara into a side room with a "sound prove" door and forced to go down on her.
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- Finally with one final lick Mara’s pussy came
"Tiddles! There you are!"
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- She left without a word, leaving the noble sitting on the floor in a pile of cum.
It comes in
piles now?
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- After her little fun Mara had gone to the duelling rings and having
signed up had already climbed up to 3rd in the rankings. She was
surprised that she could fight like this, having beaten three of the
duellers there already and what made her even more surprised was that
she was able to fight at all after having had two massive orgasms today.
We don't see the fights or anything like that, of course.
The next part of the game has Revan and Carth being invited to a block party by some surprisingly friendly
brownshirts Sith troopers. Now, hands up if you don't think this version is actually going to be an orgy. Thought so.
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- Mara had to admire the woman’s physique. She most definitely worked out
and her breasts seemed to be just the right size for a woman her height
and build.
Medium-sized breasts again! Described in exactly the same way as her own, no less.
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- Carth, however, was busy: busy trying not to sleep with anyone.
But, of course, he ends up getting a blow job. Then he shags Mara. Not for MaraJade29 is the game-long UST between female!Revan and Carth; no, she has to have them do it at the very first opportunity. Before that she shags the male Sith and demonstrates that she is indeed more than familiar with the Outer Rim.
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- She looked around and saw Sarna licking at her asshole.
Yeah. Then it's Carth's turn:
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- “Where would you like it, mouth or pussy” Mara asked, sounding like a twi’lek prostitute.
And I have no doubt the later chapters will feature Twi'lek sex. Of course they will. I'm surprised she didn't offer a third option. Maybe that too is waiting for the later chapters. For now, though, that's it.
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