Tetris with wangst

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Okay, most of us will have played Tetris at some point. For me it is a much loved game from my childhood. Then I found this story,

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Slowly, L-block turned the knob and entered. He walked into the living room, where his brother kept all his games. Then he saw it. On the couch, making out furiously with his brother was his beloved wife, Square Block.

Since when do Tetris shapes marry?

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“Can I at least ask why...?” he croaked.

“Well, Inverse L-block is always so cool and laidback. He’s like the exact opposite of you.”
“Sorry dude, but you lost the game,” grinned his brother obnoxiously.
“I’LL KILL YOU!!” screamed L-block, lunging at him.

Tetris shapes talking, having feelings and getting angry... I guess I never heard them because I don't take illegal substances.

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“Hey, where did you come from anyway, dude?” asked Inverted L-block.

“Eh, I’ve been watching the two of you make out the entire time. It turns out that I’m voyeuristic,” explained T-block.

Uh-Huh.

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“... Disturbing,” commented Inverted L-block.

In a word, yes. But not nearly so bad as what is to come.

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“I trusted her... with all my heart...” thought L-block. “Is this... how all the blocks think of me? I must be pathetic. Useless. I bet they all just laugh at me behind my back...

“No one here cares about me anyway... I may as well be dead...”

And so he killed himself, the end... no really, go check the fic.

Okay... I really wonder where one would actually get the idea for something like this.

It made me laugh, though. Personification of Tetris blocks? Wow.

Wow. And I thought the Tetris yaoi on DeviantArt was as weird as it got for this game. XD

Why are they not ALL sleeping together, considering that they all get crammed together in the game?

Vespers wrote:

Why are they not ALL sleeping together, considering that they all get crammed together in the game?

Why would someone assign sexual characteristics to a bunch of plastic blocks?

Next up-LEGO porn (and yes, I know it already exists).

I remember once seeing a Minesweeper porn where Mr and Mrs Smiley have sex, followed by a sequel where Mr Smiley turned gay. It was on FFN before they stopped accepting stories rated R and NC-17.