CleverUsername's Callous Collection of Crap: Someone who is

*flailflounce*

also he has a les paul what the fuck

What is it with underage retarded furry TARTlets coming to WGW?

~Sad Trombone~

The Sonic fandom absolutely frightens me. The obsession with the tiniest little things like sound effects and musics is one thing, but after watching those Sonic Let's Plays and knowing the fans purposely put themselves through that torture, it's no wonder they're insane.

Seule wrote:

*flailflounce*

also he has a les paul what the fuck

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Watching: WGWers flame me
Drinking: Something to put out the flames

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I'm freaking out over some trolls.

This is coming from the same kid that chucks /b/ memes around like he's hot shit and called someone online a nigger as a "joke".
Middle school's gonna eat you alive.

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Watching: WGWers flame me
Drinking: Something to put out the flames

That could be anything except alcohol. BE MORE SPECIFC.

LOL I wasn't even going to bother with this thread until he posted that on his DA. Too funny. XD

Yeah I just don't understand why the Sonic fandom seems to attrac- wait.

I might've figured it out. You see, Sonic's a kid's game. Thus, the fandom will be made up of children, and creepy children-in-adult-bodies who don't mature properly. Anyone who sexualizes Sonic the Hedgehog or any other kid's game or show like Transformers has stunted sexual maturity. In the case of sad little preteen/early teen stories like this one, it's just an embarrassment that can be outgrown, an awkward moment of sexuality coming to the fore of a mind that hasn't decided it's actually ready to leave childhood yet. But more "adult" themes are attractive, so you have complete nonsense like Tails the fucking cartoony two-tailed ass helicopter flying fox and Sonic's No. 1 Fanboy going on a kill-and-fuck spree.

Or something.

Uh-oh. His testicles dropped.

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Oh, one final note before I take off:

WGWers, check the reviews
for the Tails' Murderous Adventure series. It seems you're the odd ones
out, my friends; the so-called 'sophisticated adults' just see it and
think "LOL HES TRYING TO ACT HARDCORE SO HE'S GAY" and not realizing
that:
1. I'll write whatever the fuck I want,
2. Violence =/= angst.
3.
No thesauruses were used in the writing of TMA. Again, the SURELY
FULL-GROWN ADULTS assume that if someone under the age of 21 has a
vocabulary greater than theirs (read: 'the' and 'and'[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] they must be using a reference book.

Well, farewell. Happy snarking, you hilarious little trolls.

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And account deactivated.

I beg to dieffeer. I am a hilarous HUGE 75 inxh mantroll

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Can't stay away

Hot Cancer wrote:

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Can't stay away

Hey, he's 13 years old. He has to come back and check to make sure we're still talking about him. Otherwise, his existence is invalidated.

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No thesauruses were used in the writing of TMA. Again, the SURELY
FULL-GROWN ADULTS assume that if someone under the age of 21 has a
vocabulary greater than theirs (read: 'the' and 'and'[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] they must be using a reference book.

Of course, this must be it, and not the fact that polysyllabic words vaguely analogous to the appropriate ones for the context are being used incorrectly.

Also, I like how his pornfic appears to be copypasta'd together from, like, seven other ones. Seriously, I can't recall the last time I saw something that generic and derivative.

Mafiosa wrote:

Uh-oh. His testicles dropped.

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Oh, one final note before I take off:

WGWers, check the reviews
for the Tails' Murderous Adventure series. It seems you're the odd ones
out, my friends; the so-called 'sophisticated adults' just see it and
think "LOL HES TRYING TO ACT HARDCORE SO HE'S GAY" and not realizing
that:
1. I'll write whatever the fuck I want,
2. Violence =/= angst.
3.
No thesauruses were used in the writing of TMA. Again, the SURELY
FULL-GROWN ADULTS assume that if someone under the age of 21 has a
vocabulary greater than theirs (read: 'the' and 'and'[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] they must be using a reference book.

Well, farewell. Happy snarking, you hilarious little trolls.

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I take Christmas off and I miss all of this. EXPLAIN TO MIKEY WTF HAS TRANSPIRED!

So you're physically incapable of reading the first page, which explains everything in great detail, is what I'm taking away here.

Delcat wrote:

So you're physically incapable of reading the first page, which explains everything in great detail, is what I'm taking away here.

Del, this is Mikey we're talking about. He's perfectly capable of doing it himself; he's just laboring under the delusion we're his personal slaves.

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The alleyway I turned into next is where I’m currently hiding, drenched
in blood, with nothing but a .45mm pistol, my tails, combat knife, and
my laptop…

How do you fire a gun that small? With tweezers?

Hahaha someone tell that dipshit 13 year old that mm =/= caliber! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

LOL the things I miss when I'm off having a life

But seriously Unskilled, fuck right the fuck off and stop bringing LITTLE KIDS here.

Here's more CleverUsername Sonic-pr0n with A Lonely Vampire!

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Shadow
sighed, licking his lips, patiently awaiting nightfall, and with it his
next meal. Almost time… he thought, trying to keep patient. He was in
his house, shades drawn, waiting for the time when nightfall would come
– 6:49 according to the weather reports. His clock said 6:47.

However, the time was ACTUALLY 6:45 p.m. Exactly. How exciting.

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Pacing
around the room testily, he thought of who his victims would be
tonight. Halloween night, perfectly spooky by itself, would make it
much easier to find one. But, he figured, attacking another civilian
would cause just another empty police report, an inevitably failed
case.

And this is a bad thing for a vampire how?

Also, we're being told this why?

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No, he needed to attack someone famous.

Yes, reveal to the world your existence so that you can be hunted down! WIN!

Did Shadow lose his soul in order to become a vampire... or his brains?

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Sonic.
He had just about gathered the courage to ask Amy out, Shadow was sure.
Of course, he needed her for himself. Perhaps the one person in Mobius
he would never victimize was Amy.

Why?

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So it’s final, he thought. Sonic is tonight’s meal.

Just
to make sure, he made a note to himself in his night planner. "Note -
to - self... Eat... S-o-n-i- Dammit, my pencil broke!"

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He laughed out loud, the sinister undertone of it echoing off the walls of his near-empty apartment.

The coughing fit after he accidentally inhaled a passing fly kinda ruined it, though.

Anyhow, Shadow tracks down his victim...

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“I
have to say, you’re brave to finally ask Amy out on a date.” He walked
closer to him, putting his arm around his shoulder to have an excuse to
get next to him. “However, I talked to her the other day. She says
she’s just not interested. Sorry, Faker.”

“What?! N-No… No.. No! She can’t have lost interest! I-I-No!”

...Who the hell reacts like that?

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Sonic
covered his face; exactly the reaction Shadow had wanted. He took his
arm back hastily and reached into his pocket for a syringe of yellowish
liquid. I think I’ll have a bit of fun with him tonight. He tackled
Sonic as he wept, jabbing the needle into his arm and pressing on the
top, injecting the poison into the hero’s body. He grunted as he fell
over, suddenly immobile, save for his mouth, which was still
numb.

Who fell over, Sonic or Shadow? Sloppy writing, Clever.

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“Wh-What’d you do to me?!” Sonic managed through clenched teeth.

“That syringe contained a poison similar to Novacain that will make you immobile for about an hour.

"It'll help me extract that giant tooth that's in your asshole, Sonic."

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Until it wears off, let’s have some fun, shall we?”

"NUMB-CHUCKING!"

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He bent over Sonic’s stiff body, ripping off his shirt, shoes, socks, and pants.

“W-What are you – N-No… Y-You aren’t going to–? “
“’Fraid so,” he said with a sadistic grin.

...Sonic the Hedgehog wears clothes? Oh wait, he wears... shoes.

___

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WARNING! INCOMING RAPE LEMON!

DUCK AND COVER, PEOPLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE!

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Shadow shed his own clothing

What
clothing? His shoes, his gloves, and... ?

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and licked his fingers.

"MMM, FINGERS TASTE GOOOOD"

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He
shoved them roughly up Sonic’s ass, generating a grunt of pain from
him. He pumped them in and out, Sonic eventually starting to moan in a
mixture of pain and pleasure in place of pure, pained grunts.

Uhhh... yeah, fanbrat pornthor. Whatever you say.

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Sonic
submissively turned around. Shadow positioned himself at his entrance,
and shoved his member in forcefully. Tears streamed out of Sonic’s eyes
as he bled, screaming in pain. Shadow hushed him. “Hush… It will be
over soon.” They continued, Shadow pumping his manhood in and out of
Sonic as he grunted, groaned and screamed.

So, um, so much for not making a bunch of noise, then.

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A
few more- A few more thrusts- He moaned one last time, tensing in
orgasm, as he felt his own seed blasting hard out of Sonic’s
behind.

PLUG IT UP PLUG IT UP PLUG IT UP

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____

END LEMON

____

Whew,
good thing the author is there to tell us when the awful, awful pr0n is
finished; we would have never guessed it otherwise!

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“Alright,”
Shadow said, “I’m done with you.” He leaned over Sonic’s neck and
lunged at him suddenly, sinking his teeth deep into him.

"Oops, sorry, not quite done yet, actually..."

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He cried out, feeling the life slowly drain out of him. His last word was, “Shadow…” before he gave one final grunt and closed his eyes
forever.

Anyway... AMY

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Shadow
had slowed down quite a bit from his hurried pace to get to Amy’s
house. After recovering from the adrenaline rush of rape and a good
night’s meal, he had begun to get nervous.

What if she doesn’t
feel the same way? He thought. He immediately discarded that train of
thought. Screw that. If I’m ever to get it done, it has to be
now.

Ah, well, isn't this what all young rapist murderer
vampire hedgehogs think when they're preparing to make sweet sweet love
to the other furry creature that the author of the fic they're lusting after?

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As
he arrived at Amy’s doorstep, he swallowed a lump

of blood, or
maybe that gob of flesh that had been stuck at the back of his teeth
for the past few minutes

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in his throat and rang the doorbell.
Amy appeared looking beautiful wearing a skimpy lace dress that made
Shadow look away and blush immediately.

"Ooh, boobies
make me feel all giggly and blushy inside, even though I've just spent
the last several minutes brutally raping and killing her boyfriend!
Tee-hee!" *sweatdrop*

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“Oh, uh… Hi, Amy. You-uh, you look nice.” He smiled nervously.

Can I call 'em, or can I call 'em?

Blah blah blah, they have dinner blah blah

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As he bit into the steak, he frowned, suddenly remembering he had to tell Amy something.

SHADOW:
"Oh yeah, by the way, I totally anally raped and slaughtered your
boyfriend earlier tonight, hope you don't mind. Also I'm kinda full
already... given, you know. That I drank his blood."

AMY: * *

SHADOW: "So. Um. Hey, wanna make out?" :pervy:

AMY: * :unskilled78: *

SHADOW: "Just let me get a breath mint to cover up the scent of this fresh blood and I'm good to go, baby!" * *

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Shadow stared at the floor. “Sonic’s dead!” he blurted out. Amy gasped. “What?!”

“I’m sorry. I was on my way here and I saw him lying dead in an alley. I’ll have to arrange a funeral for him tomorrow.”

"Just... not right now. Oh, and he's still back there, by the way. I just put an old newspaper over his face."

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Amy
had left the table and walked over to Shadow. Presently she cried into
his shoulder while Shadow rubbed her back. “Oh, Shadow…” she said.
“You’re so kind and considerate. I’ve been really lonely ever since I
stopped chasing him. I just… Need someone. To tell the truth, I was
debating over you and Sonic… Now that he’s gone… It’s just you and me,
Shadow. Please…”

Translation: "LET'S FUCK LIKE BUNNIES!"

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Amy nodded. “Please.” Shadow nodded too. “Alright… Are you sure? Once I start, I probably won’t be able to stop…”

"My OFF switch broke!"

Also, wow, quick grieving period, much? She blew through the five stages of grief so fast that she broke the sound barrier.

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LEMON WARNING -SHADAMY-

*sirens*

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He slowly laid her down and became a top of her;

A giant spinning top? SPIN MAH TOP BABY

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all the while holding the kiss. Shadow’s tongue prodded Amy’s lips, pleading for entrance.

*tiny voice* "Let me in, let me in!"

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She allowed it, and they teased each other, their tongues dancing in the dark caves that were their mouths.

Don't you mean spelunking in the dark caves that were their mouths?

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At this point, each hedgehog was silently noting the other’s taste.

Amy didn't think that she'd cooked the steaks that raw...

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Amy
rolled over again, so that Shadow was once again on top. She held the
kiss as she reached down and removed his pants, leaving him in a pair
of plain, black boxer shorts.

And this is relevant because...? Crap, this foreplay scene is DULL.

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They pulled apart, and Amy looked down at Shadow’s underwear.

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She
blushed as she saw how big he was and got wet at the mere thought of
it. Shadow removed Amy’s soaked panties carefully,

Careful, they're explosive with LOVE JUICES

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while she took off his boxers. Now they were both entirely bare and laying on top of each other.

And then WGW collectively fell asleep from the dullness of this whole scene.

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Shadow
got up and lay down at the foot of the bed, licking his lips. Amy’s
eyes opened wide as she realized what he was planning to do.

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She
screamed as she reached her peak; Shadow lapped up the juices greedily.
“It tastes like strawberries,” he remarked.

I... uh... that's not good.

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Amy
crawled out from under him, sitting him on the edge of the bed. She
grinned sexily as he saw his manhood, an impressive one nearly a foot
long,

Wait, before in the rape scene it was only nine inches! Apparently the power of true love makes Shadow's dick grow bigger.

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She
teased the tip, swirling around it with her tongue, sucking suddenly
occasionally. He would gasp in pleasure when she did this. She started
getting more daring, engulfing the head with her tongue, while still
using her tongue.

...On his head. Yes, we know.

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More
and more daring, and faster and faster she got, until Shadow’s hips
were in harmony with her mouth, which held Shadow’s entirety.

Man, Amy sure loves her footlongs.

Oh, prepare yourselves for this bit of WTF:

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He
penetrated her and started pumping in and out relatively quickly; she
let out a few pained moans, and Shadow slowed down, realizing that he
was hurting her. He kissed her gently in apology as he began to thrust
faster, but stopped as he felt her virginal wall.

BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE :hell:

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Shadow gasped as he broke through it; he could now fit all of his impressive 10 inches into her.

:coolbang: Cool story, bro.

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Amy
gasped, shedding a few tears, as her hymen broke, and she started
bleeding a little. Shadow continued to thrust in and out of her as Amy
moaned his name. After a while, Shadow pumped faster as he felt climax
approaching. Amy curled her legs around him, allowing him to thrust
deeper.

Crap, her vag is a bottomless pit!

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Amy screamed Shadow’s name as he continued thrusting into her flower.

...What?

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Her walls clamped around his member, the contractions driving Shadow insane.

Well, Amy's vagina and the Elder Gods have at least one thing in common, and that's it.

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“Amy- I’m-I’m gonna-“ He was interrupted by Amy.

“Do it!” she shouted.

"Actually,
I have to go take a shit. Unless you, um, just want me to do it right
here? I... uh... what, did you think I was going to say something
else?"

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Each hedgehog shouted the other’s name as they both came, their juices colliding inside of Amy.

Like this: *SPLAT*

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END LEMON –SHADAMY-

FINALLY!

And now, for a very special note by the author:

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I have to say, that took me a while to write. It was extremely hard describing sex without cursin;

However, you still described it while sucking; good job!

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I had to make it look good.

Uhhhh.... you didn't.

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Presentation is everything, you know.

And your presentation sucked, sorry.

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Also,
I can’t tell a lie… I have to confess, I copied and pasted a lemon from
someone else’s ShadAmy fic, (I’m sorry, I forget who you are.) I
paraphrased, edited, and added to it, but I never could have written
something this long without something to replace.

Or something to plagiarize, apparently.

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However, when they did oral, that was entirely mine.

Don't pat yourself on the back just yet.

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For some reason, the author had them go straight from foreplay into intercourse.

And you didn't notice that this other author had the position and depth of the hymen completely wrong...

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Anyway, I hope you enjoyed A Lonely Vampire! Check back for more fics, and possibly more lemons in the future!

Hopefully they'll be as stupid and lulzy as this one.

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Her walls clamped around his member, the contractions driving Shadow insane.


Well, Amy's vagina and the Elder Gods have at least one thing in common, and that's it.

Sig, please?

Rabid Badger wrote:

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Her walls clamped around his member, the contractions driving Shadow insane.


Well, Amy's vagina and the Elder Gods have at least one thing in common, and that's it.

Sig, please?

Yeah, sure!

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Amy
rolled over again, so that Shadow was once again on top. She held the
kiss as she reached down and removed his pants, leaving him in a pair
of plain, black boxer shorts.

Now, Sonic is not my fandom, but based on the little I've seen in Archie Comics and the video games, the characters do not wear clothing, or if they do, they wear very little, is this correct? Meaning that they probably don't wear underwear.

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Don't you mean spelunking in the dark caves that were their mouths?

I lol'd!
That hymen moment was one of the most complete and utter biology FAILs I have seen in a while. That guy is certainly going to get a few slaps in the face from girls in later years.

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Also,
I can’t tell a lie… I have to confess, I copied and pasted a lemon from
someone else’s ShadAmy fic, (I’m sorry, I forget who you are.) I
paraphrased, edited, and added to it, but I never could have written
something this long without something to replace.

Oh wow.