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Join date : 2009-06-10
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PostSubject: Re: "Mommy, why did Jesus shoot Santa Claus?"   "Mommy, why did Jesus shoot Santa Claus?" - Page 2 EmptyWed Dec 23, 2009 9:43 am

I don't care if he keeps it up. He has the right to free speech in our country.

That right does not make him any less rude Kel. Because he is being very rude and if I was his neighbor, I'd be just as irritated. He's being tacky and rude and his yard looks ugly. I'd feel the same kind of irritation if a neighbor didn't mow their lawn for three months.

However, once again, he has the right to have a tacky, rude display in his yard.
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PostSubject: Re: "Mommy, why did Jesus shoot Santa Claus?"   "Mommy, why did Jesus shoot Santa Claus?" - Page 2 EmptyWed Dec 23, 2009 9:47 am

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"Mommy, why did Jesus shoot Santa Claus?"

"Jesus is dyslexic. He thought Santa was Satan. Don't worry, he'll revive Santa when he realizes his mistake."
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PostSubject: Re: "Mommy, why did Jesus shoot Santa Claus?"   "Mommy, why did Jesus shoot Santa Claus?" - Page 2 EmptyWed Dec 23, 2009 10:09 am

It is the guy's right to express himself this way, even if it is excessively tacky and practically guaranteed to give small children nightmares. However, it is also the right of people who see it to complain about how tacky and repulsive the display is. My solution: the next house on the block should have a display of Jesus healing Santa, and the next one should have a display of Santa hitching Jesus up next to Rudolph.

Now everyone will be offended. Problem solved.
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PostSubject: Re: "Mommy, why did Jesus shoot Santa Claus?"   "Mommy, why did Jesus shoot Santa Claus?" - Page 2 EmptyMon Dec 28, 2009 12:11 pm

Epeyon wrote:
Mikey, your idea is genius, and would quickly become the Greatest Christmas Display Ever.

Just when I thought it couldn't get much better than this...


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It is the guy's right to express himself this way, even if it is excessively tacky and practically guaranteed to give small children nightmares. However, it is also the right of people who see it to complain about how tacky and repulsive the display is. My solution: the next house on the block should have a display of Jesus healing Santa, and the next one should have a display of Santa hitching Jesus up next to Rudolph.

Now everyone will be offended. Problem solved.

LAWL!
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