This song could be the theme to all bad smutfic

So I can't decide if it's an Antidote or if we should be afraid:

My Wife's Vibrator - Dos Gringos

Quote :

I used to be such a happy guy
Thought things were good between my wife and I
But now I just hang my head in shame
Since the day that I found
The thing that turned my world upside down
No I'll never be the same

Since I found my wife's vibrator
Stuffed in a cotton sock
My wife's vibrator
A perfect replica of a cock
My wife's vibrator
It was so big and fat
How the hell can I compete with that?
My wife's vibrator

I picked it up, it weighed a ton
Took four D batteries to make it run
And the writing on the side said its name was Slim
Is this what it takes to feel alive?
Three fuckin' gears and an overdrive
When I turned it on all the lights went dim

When found my wife's vibrator
What is this all about?
My wife's vibrator
That thing'll knock her fillings out
My wife's vibrator
Don't you dare laugh
I swear to God it's gonna split her in half
My wife's vibrator

She came earlier than planned
With me holding Cockzilla in my hand
And I just stood there in a trance
She said, "Well now that you know
"Is there any chance you wanna give it a go?"
I fell to the floor and I pissed my pants

When found my wife's vibrator
I think they're full of shit
My wife's vibrator
There's no way you could make it fit
My wife's vibrator
Who did they model it on?
That motherfucker's got one hell of a schlong
My wife's vibrator
I found my wife's vibrator
Yes I found my wife's vibrator

We should definitely be afraid. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] In fact, we should be absolutely terrified.

I'm sorry, but it's hard to be afraid when I'm laughing my ass off.