Husband of the year: Injects sleeping wife with own HIV blood.

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A true gentleman of New Zealand here folks,

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An HIV-positive New Zealand man pricked his sleeping wife with a needle tainted with his blood, infecting her with the virus, court papers have revealed.

It is believed the man wanted to give her the virus, which leads to Aids, so she would have sex with him again, the New Zealand Sunday Star-Times reported.

Whatever happened to the lonely New Zealander's traditional sheep fucking? Well, it seems he wasn't a New Zealander originally, having only found the virus on entry to NZ in 2004 so may not have been away of the local traditions. (To any kiwis reading: Don't tell Lucy Lawless I made that joke. She'll kill me.)

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The man has admitted infecting his wife and faces up to 14 years in jail.

That's pretty disgusting too. If you knowingly/willingly give someone an illness that will prove fatal, you should get life in prison to my mind.

He is getting life in prison.

You can live longer than 14 years with HIV with treatment, "researchers at Emory University's Center for AIDS Research says their studies indicate people live on average 24 years after being diagnosed with HIV" as one source has it. He'll get treatment in prison.

I knew not that.

Huh. I need to stop believing the hype.

Merry Christmas, honey!

e: wow that was sick

Not the first woman to have her life damaged by a man possessing a little prick.

I can do jokes too!

Wow... I just... wow.

I assume he didn't get any sex off the missus after that?

She knew about it because she was awakened by her husband screaming "RECIEVE MY AIDS!!!"

I've got nothing useful to add, so I'll just throw in the limerick Fark headline:

There once was a man from New Zealand
Whose HIV bug was not healin'
Said his wife, "no more dick"
So he gave her a prick
Now she knows just what he's feelin'

The part of this story that really blows my mind is he thought this would make her willing to have sex with him again.

Narwhal wrote:

The part of this story that really blows my mind is he thought this would make her willing to have sex with him again.

He was thinking with his "little brain" instead of his "big brain", ya silly. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Trioculus wrote:

She knew about it because she was awakened by her husband screaming "RECIEVE MY AIDS!!!"

"SURPRISE!" yelled the New Zealander as he boned his wife's future up the ass.