Hotseat Badfic Challenge (December 2009 challenge)

*bows*

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“You pervert!” Angelina shrieked, slapping him across his perverted face.

I would sig this if this contest wasn't a secret.

I laughed through the whole thing, Reepi. Awesome job!

I had such a blast writing it! Poor Scotty.

(fun fact: 'Scooty' is the name of my cat)

I submitted my waffly egg to your beast of sacrifice for your own pleasure and pain.

Alrighty, Waffles is done, and Somath's up.

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Angelina's eyes rolled back into her head. She drew a pentagram on the bridge floor with a piece of chalk she got from the replicator. She got five candles and lined them up just right and the rest of the crew stared in horror as she nudged Spock into the center and uttered these words:

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"

oh god what

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"Fetal rituals?"

"Why yes," retorted Chekov gothily. "Shall I partake in the ritual now?"

Aw hell yes.

Chapter wrote up and PM'd then deleted from my comp, I may or may not have used it as an excuse to drop some characters in.

New chapter is posted, and Unskilled is up next.

So when are we going to plant this into New Releases? I'd do it but I have an extensive record of dragging in TOS badfic and... you know how that goes.

Unskilled's period of time to get a chapter in has passed, so it's Theaphelia's turn. (I do apologize for the lateness of this--I'm at my family's for Christmas and I have sporadic internet here)

Nihilist wrote:

So when are we going to plant this into New Releases? I'd do it but I have an extensive record of dragging in TOS badfic and... you know how that goes.

I have only just noticed this post, and I must say therefore DO IT.

It'll be more plausible coming from you.

Probably only Chris would read it and not have the old troll-dar go off though.

Evidently, I either didn't hit send or misspelled Theaphelia's name when sending her the PM, so I'm giving her until the end of the month to finish up the challenge.

And Theaphelia's chapter is up. Awesome job, guys. If Mafi wants to see if she can squeeze in another quick chapter before the 1st of January, feel free. Else, I think we're done. :D

I don't think I can write it so ANYONE ELSE I CHOOSE YOU

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I am a half-space-vampire.

Did I mention I love this chapter?

Okay, here's my proposed plan:

I snark this, guns blazing. It has to be a cracky-ass snark, so people would read it. Then, once the topic builds, out it. Preferably if it's wanky.

And then, once it's outed, THEN have everyone guess who wrote what.

How about it?

Nihilist wrote:

Okay, here's my proposed plan:

I snark this, guns blazing. It has to be a cracky-ass snark, so people would read it. Then, once the topic builds, out it. Preferably if it's wanky.

And then, once it's outed, THEN have everyone guess who wrote what.

How about it?

That could be good. The problem is that some of the chapters are pretty obviously troll-written. I am not sure I would buy that you thought it was genuine, if I was not in on it. Still, if all of us ganged up on the fic and added replies to your post, it would certainly get everyone's attention.

Reepicheep-chan wrote:

Nihilist wrote:

Okay, here's my proposed plan:

I snark this, guns blazing. It has to be a cracky-ass snark, so people would read it. Then, once the topic builds, out it. Preferably if it's wanky.

And then, once it's outed, THEN have everyone guess who wrote what.

How about it?

That could be good. The problem is that some of the chapters are pretty obviously troll-written. I am not sure I would buy that you thought it was genuine, if I was not in on it. Still, if all of us ganged up on the fic and added replies to your post, it would certainly get everyone's attention.

Maximilia didn't write a chapter, I was wondering if she could snark it, because it's possible our styles CAN show through.

Well, I guess I could start... is that what everyone wants me to do?

Sounds like it could be fun. I'd totally do it, but my snark skills are practically non-existent.

Maximilia wrote:

Well, I guess I could start... is that what everyone wants me to do?

I think a once great man said words that sum up my feels perfectly. "DO IT FAGGOT!!"

Maximilia wrote:

Well, I guess I could start... is that what everyone wants me to do?

Go for it.

O.o

Does anyone know Melusine? Because she gave the story a good review. It's so gotta be a troll. ><

EDIT: Also, sorry I haven't snarked it yet. I've been a bit busy with work and taxes and whatnot. It's on my list of things to do Monday or Tuesday.