| Eggo Waffle Shortage: Bacteria First Forced Plant Closure | |
|
+6lemmingwriter grmblfjx EileenK98 Exodia's Right Leg unskilled78 Waffles 10 posters |
Author | Message |
---|
Waffles Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-08-15 Age : 204 Location : a vagina.
| Subject: Eggo Waffle Shortage: Bacteria First Forced Plant Closure Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:39 pm | |
| Aww. - Quote :
- The Atlanta facility was closed during much of September and October to sanitize the plant after inspectors found Listeria monocytogenes -- bacteria that can cause serious infection -- in a sample of Eggos, according to the Georgia Department of Agriculture.
- Quote :
- Kellogg agreed to recall about 4,500 cases of Eggos Sept. 2 after a routine state inspection turned up Listeria in a sample of Buttermilk Eggo Waffles.
My poor babies! It's all your fault, you dirty maxxles. You put all of your sperm into the batter of my precious babies! | |
|
| |
unskilled78 Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 35 Location : a hell of his own creation.
| Subject: Re: Eggo Waffle Shortage: Bacteria First Forced Plant Closure Sun Nov 29, 2009 11:11 pm | |
| | |
|
| |
Exodia's Right Leg Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-08-04 Age : 38 Location : Niggertown, HUAHUEHUAland
| Subject: Re: Eggo Waffle Shortage: Bacteria First Forced Plant Closure Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:30 pm | |
| - Waffles wrote:
My poor babies! It's all your fault, you dirty maxxles. You put all of your sperm into the batter of my precious babies! Sixxnce wxxhen yoxxu cxxarxxe axxbout baxxbxxiexxes? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] | |
|
| |
EileenK98 Recovering Fanbrat
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 56 Location : very, very close to Chris
| Subject: Re: Eggo Waffle Shortage: Bacteria First Forced Plant Closure Tue Dec 01, 2009 7:01 am | |
| Oh, no! The world will end if we don't have enough Eggo waffles! Did they say if this affects store brands? Cause that's all we buy. | |
|
| |
grmblfjx Hot and Botherer
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: Eggo Waffle Shortage: Bacteria First Forced Plant Closure Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:09 am | |
| I wish there was a shortage of Waffles, but alas- | |
|
| |
lemmingwriter Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-17 Age : 40
| Subject: Re: Eggo Waffle Shortage: Bacteria First Forced Plant Closure Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:53 pm | |
| - EileenK98 wrote:
- Oh, no! The world will end if we don't have enough Eggo waffles!
Did they say if this affects store brands? Cause that's all we buy. Haven't seen anything about the store brands, sorry. But Eggo lovers, never fear, Todd Wilbur is here. - Quote :
On November 18, 2009 Kellogg Co. reported a nationwide shortage of its popular Eggo frozen waffles until the middle of next year because of interruptions at two of the four plants that make them. Historic amounts of rain closed a plant in Atlanta, and production lines at the bakery in Rossville, Tennessee are closed indefinitely for repairs. A company spokesperson claims that it will take until the summer of 2010 before shelves across the country are stocked at pre-shutdown levels. Well, I've not yet cloned Eggo Waffles, but once I heard this news I immediately got to work. Fortunately I was able to snag some of the last few boxes of several varieties of Eggos at a local Albertson's supermarket here in Las Vegas, and after a few hours in the lab I pounded out a brand-new clone recipe for all of you who will miss your Eggos. This recipe creates undercooked waffles -- the homestyle version plus three other varieties (see Tidbits) -- that you'll be able to keep in your freezer until you get your Eggo craving on. When it's time to make the waffles simply drop your home-cloned version into a toaster just as you would the original Eggos. Depending on the size of your waffle iron, you may have to break or cut the waffles in half to get them to fit all the way into your toaster. Be sure to switch your toaster to its lowest setting before popping them in, and in just a couple minutes you'll be saying, "Leggo my cloned Eggo." |
|
Todd Wilbur is famous-ish for his line of Top Secret Recipe cookbooks, which teach readers how to "clone" favorite restaurant dishes, fast food, and processed snack treats at home. And he brings us a ray of light in an Eggo-reduced era: a recipe to clone your own toaster-warmed waffle-y goodness. (Not Waffle-y goodness, though--he can only do so much. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] ) | |
|
| |
Narwhal Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: Eggo Waffle Shortage: Bacteria First Forced Plant Closure Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:59 pm | |
| I wish there was a shortage of Unskilled posting trailer parodies that were funny/engaging a loooong time ago. | |
|
| |
Mr.Doobie Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-10-23 Location : under the sink
| Subject: Re: Eggo Waffle Shortage: Bacteria First Forced Plant Closure Tue Dec 01, 2009 6:29 pm | |
| - EileenK98 wrote:
- Oh, no! The world will end if we don't have enough Eggo waffles!
Did they say if this affects store brands? Cause that's all we buy. At the store where I work, people are stocking up on Eggo waffles because ZOMG! THEY'LL NEVER EAT EGGOS AGAIN! | |
|
| |
Sorsa A. Jänis Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-08-21 Age : 35 Location : Mental hospital in a Finnish closet
| |
| |
Delcat Good old-fashioned nightmare fuel
Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 37 Location : Underestimating the power of soup
| Subject: Re: Eggo Waffle Shortage: Bacteria First Forced Plant Closure Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:27 am | |
| - Wiki wrote:
- The manifestations of listeriosis include...intrauterine or cervical infections in pregnant women, which may result in spontaneous abortion (2nd/3rd trimester) or stillbirth.
Gosh, Waffmeister, I'd have thought you'd be all for it. | |
|
| |
Sponsored content
| Subject: Re: Eggo Waffle Shortage: Bacteria First Forced Plant Closure | |
| |
|
| |
| Eggo Waffle Shortage: Bacteria First Forced Plant Closure | |
|