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Hey Slim, isn't it past your bedtime? You'd better go to bed so you can wake up bright and early tomorrow morning and be a pro. You're far to old to be staying up with us rowdy kids, and me, who apparently has the artistic skill of a ten year old.

Yeah, that's it, keep trying to prove yourself while I laugh at you.

Nihilist wrote:

Hey Slim, isn't it past your bedtime? You'd better go to bed so you can wake up bright and early tomorrow morning and be a pro. You're far to old to be staying up with us rowdy kids, and me, who apparently has the artistic skill of a ten year old.

Yeah, that's it, keep trying to prove yourself while I laugh at you.

Wow I wish I could trade away all of my success for just one day of being as cool as you. I own a designated driver service so I usually don't see bed until 4 -6 AM.

Dude, don't you have a son to take care of that?

He lives in another part of the state with his mom and goes to college.

He could still run it and be in college. I think half of us here have a job and go to college full-time.

slimredninja wrote:

He lives in another part of the state with his mom and goes to college.

Who cares? Stay on the internet, defend your honor. Post more shitty comics. You'll be like Enzyte- the gift that keeps on giving!

Nihilist wrote:

slimredninja wrote:

He lives in another part of the state with his mom and goes to college.

Who cares? Stay on the internet, defend your honor. Post more shitty comics. You'll be like Enzyte- the gift that keeps on giving!

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Ok guys its bedtime for me we'll play more tomorrow. All ball busting aside you guys are alright at least your not a bunch of ban him he hurt my feeling little bitches. You give as good as you get and I've seen a lot of forums. Tomorrow I'll be back for some more of your loving caresses.

Her pubes look like a second gaping vagina.

Also, does your son know about these comics? It would explain why he and his mother ran away. I sure as hell would.

Oh man,why did I open my computer just now? I have missed half of this lolfest.
I'm gonna do some stupid pics for this thing too, but please keep it down until I'm back from town. I don't want to miss anything.


Also, Myth don't worry I still love you. We can still infest the NR with bad Transformers mpreg fics

Dr. Professor Science wrote:

Her pubes look like a second gaping vagina.

Where the hell are her genitalia? If you squint, you can see something between her legs, but it's way too unclear even when taking the distance into account.

Is this on a ship? I feel the bed is about to fall down to the left, dragging the woman with it.

Slim that last one is fucking terrible.

I can probably forgive the shitty art, but the lame ass puns and just...no, just no.

'Holly Roller'? Really?
Aunto Jemima is a ho? ...Leggo my Eggo? Still waiting for something funny here....
The troll pic? What is this I don't even---
The one with the butter faces punchline? What the hell does that even mean? Is he not bothered by the windows in their chest?
The one with the Pillsbury doll... completely incompehensible.
Gummi Bears cumming? Uh, yeah, high of comedy there, dude.
Chutlu in a closet? Yeah, like we haven't seen that a billion times before, also, nice misplaced lens flare there, matey.
Doom/RPG covers? Finally, the fantasies of a retarded 14-year-old boy come to life!

There's also a disturbing amount of crass sexual content, that's not only gross, it's kinda... mentally disturbed. Like Chrs91 with a spellchecker. Not only that, but your fatass be 40-years-old, you have a college-age son and you're still behaving like a Cheeto-encrusted sexually frustrated bottom-dwelling nerd, wasting time and energy on an obscure fanfic board that has the good sense of never taking itself seriously.

If you make money out of your shitty creation, more power to ya, but you're no artist the same way Britney is no singer. You go through the motions, the brain-challenged chuckle quietly, but ultimately, you are a footnote of WGW. At least Britney has Grammy, what have YOU done that deserved to be remembered?

TL;DR:
GOOD DAY, SIR!

Oh wow, why didn't I get here earlier? This is just beautiful. Someone who's apparently 40, with writing about as bad as my 8 year old sister, art that looks like photoshop has had a bad case of diarrhea, crappy puns and an attitude reminiscent of your typical 14 year old, coming here to defend himself. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] I really hope this is not a troll.

Words cannot describe how happy I am to come back here and find out that fatty mcfatfat hasn't been declared an imposter troll yet.

*sniffle*

The fact that he's a telemarketer is oddly consistent with his tendency to register on forums with the sole purpose of spamming them with his own shitty comics.

Is anyone else getting just the tiniest Shredded Moose vibe from some of these comics? The only times a woman appears in the comics are almost exclusively in sex-related jokes, and they always have gravity-defying balloon tits. Or maybe that's just par for the course in the Liefeld school of cartooning.

Slim, do you have some sort of unresolved trauma regarding airbrushes and dodge-and-burn tools? Because you keep using them all the fucking time, and it achieves nothing but making your art look even worse.

Also, re: the last one posted - what the fuckity is going on in the upper right corner? Did the pills make his shoulders/neck turn into a sudden patch of broken flagstones?

Why does the woman have no visible vagina? That patch of what I assume to be pubes makes me think of the vagfoot posted in another thread. What did perspective ever do to you to make you mistreat it so horribly?

So, in slim's world, using guidelines for your figure's proportions is a "novice" technique, but swiping photos from Google Images and slapping on a Photoshop filter is the mark of a true craftsman.

This makes him one of the few professional artists with even less integrity than Greg Land. Congratulations, Brandon C. Clark, you are part of the cancer that is killing the comics industry.

Mae Bedlam wrote:

Congratulations, Brandon C. Clark, you are part of the cancer that is killing the comics industry.

You say that, but he's not actually part of the comic industry.

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Mafiosa wrote:

Mae Bedlam wrote:

Congratulations, Brandon C. Clark, you are part of the cancer that is killing the comics industry.

You say that, but he's not actually part of the comic industry.

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Yeah Mae. Its kind of like saying that the guy who gets the coffee for the producer has any real effect on the movie industry.

Ding ding.. time for round 2. Here's another published piece and one that will be in Hustler in March.

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...What? You're trying to be unfunny, right?

slimredninja wrote:

Ding ding.. time for round 2. Here's another published piece and one that will be in Hustler in March.

I have a feeling this is why print porn is becoming a dying industry.

How much did they pay for dis shit and does it cover your alimony.

Lurv wrote:

...What? You're trying to be unfunny, right?

I've tried but I'm just so damn funny that I can't manage to be unfunny.

$300 per toon Mafi or to put it into terms you might better understand a 100 packs of Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

Yeah....none of that is funny. They're all ancient jokes that stopped being funny before I was even born.