Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 36 Location : Underestimating the power of soup
Subject: Re: Horror Movies Which Make You Scream and Run... for all the wrong reasons Fri Jul 17, 2009 6:53 am
Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:
Shrooms.
Worth it for the review on the back of the box: "When the giant talking cow comes out of the woods and tells you to go back to camp, you listen to the giant talking cow."
Fitchsticks Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 34
Subject: Re: Horror Movies Which Make You Scream and Run... for all the wrong reasons Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:49 am
All of the later Saw films. The first couple were good, I may even venture a 'great'. But now its being dragged out and done to death. Naked chick in a freezer being showered to death? *yaaaawn*
The Hills Have Eyes and The Hills Have Eyes 2. Plot? There is no need for plot! Just rip a dudes leg off, its all good! Although the second one gets props for having a little bullied mutant who just wants to help ^^
KGarrett Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-07-07 Age : 1013 Location : New York, aka the most boring state there is.
Subject: Re: Horror Movies Which Make You Scream and Run... for all the wrong reasons Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:13 am
All Hollywood horror films. There, I said it.
HurriKaty
Join date : 2009-06-16 Age : 35 Location : Philadelphia, PA
Subject: Re: Horror Movies Which Make You Scream and Run... for all the wrong reasons Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:12 am
I think there might be something wrong with Esther.
Maybe it's that she's...
Spoiler:
A 33 year old prostitute with Gary Coleman disease. NO REALLY I AM SERIOUS.
Mafiosa You crack me up, little buddy!
Join date : 2009-06-03
Subject: Re: Horror Movies Which Make You Scream and Run... for all the wrong reasons Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:33 am
HurriKaty wrote:
I think there might be something wrong with Esther.
Maybe it's that she's...
Spoiler:
A 33 year old prostitute with Gary Coleman disease. NO REALLY I AM SERIOUS.
Wait, what.
Okay, I was guessing, like, an alien or something. That's really stupid.
Harley Quinn hyenaholic Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-12 Age : 39 Location : Taking that picture...
Subject: Re: Horror Movies Which Make You Scream and Run... for all the wrong reasons Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:16 am
Scary Movie.
I think it kinda missed the point. It parodied Scream. Scream was a parody, and as parodies go, was pretty damn good. Very self-aware, quite funny, but also genuinely bloody and scary.
Scary Movie 1 and 2 were not too bad. But then there were the others, two of the writers left and the series took a really sharp downward turn.
Plus they inspired all those dreadful spin-offs that were really, really bad. Like Date Movie, which mostly ripped off She's All That (which was a pretty awful film in itself). But at least it took the piss of a film that really, REALLY deserved it. Look! Take off her glasses and let down her hair and she's not a nerd anymore!
And then Epic Movie, which had no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
Dr. Professor Science Ghoti
Join date : 2009-06-25 Age : 32 Location : One of the guys with the giant papier-mâché dongs in Lysistrata
Subject: Re: Horror Movies Which Make You Scream and Run... for all the wrong reasons Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:18 pm
Horror is a genre where most of the movies suck. People have no standards.
Also, House of the Dead
Sakurelf Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-07-21
Subject: Re: Horror Movies Which Make You Scream and Run... for all the wrong reasons Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:38 am
Not sure whether this should be posted here, or in Movies That Are Going to Suck. Oh, Megan Fox, you are the new Lindsay Lohan.
KGarrett Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-07-07 Age : 1013 Location : New York, aka the most boring state there is.
Subject: Re: Horror Movies Which Make You Scream and Run... for all the wrong reasons Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:56 am
Both. Also, any current movie is a "movie that is going to suck".
Penguin NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-07-18 Location : Wild Gray Yonder
Subject: Re: Horror Movies Which Make You Scream and Run... for all the wrong reasons Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:16 am
It's proper hard core.
Ceres Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10
Subject: Re: Horror Movies Which Make You Scream and Run... for all the wrong reasons Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:44 am
"Jennifer's Body, featuring today's slutty IT girl and a soundtrack full of crappy bands I don't know!"
Why did you agree to this movie, Girl From Big Love? Why?
Rizale
Join date : 2009-08-09 Age : 34 Location : Somewhere behind you.
Subject: Re: Horror Movies Which Make You Scream and Run... for all the wrong reasons Sun Aug 16, 2009 2:19 pm
Killer Pussy. You heard that right. It's a Japanese movie that came out in 2004. Pretty much it's about a flesh eating fish that burrows in to a woman's vagina and lives there, controlling her and, well, eating people. But the movie is pretty much a slut fest with terribad actors and horrible cgi. The fish is retarded looking.
And I second Donkey Punch. Though I did love Jaime Winstone in Dead Set.
Fairlight Keeper of the Gaffapedia
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 43 Location : England.
Subject: Re: Horror Movies Which Make You Scream and Run... for all the wrong reasons Sun Aug 16, 2009 3:33 pm
Rizale wrote:
Killer Pussy. You heard that right. It's a Japanese movie that came out in 2004. Pretty much it's about a flesh eating fish that burrows in to a woman's vagina and lives there, controlling her and, well, eating people.
Sounds like a seventies exploitation horror flick.
Rizale
Join date : 2009-08-09 Age : 34 Location : Somewhere behind you.
Subject: Re: Horror Movies Which Make You Scream and Run... for all the wrong reasons Sun Aug 16, 2009 4:37 pm
Fairlight wrote:
Sounds like a seventies exploitation horror flick.
That's... Pretty much what it was. It was an excuse for bad porn. And two guys got their dicks bitten off. D: Sad thing is, none of the actors or actresses were very attractive. They were like bargain bin actors.
Jay/Cris The Word Police
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 36 Location : A´dam.
Subject: Re: Horror Movies Which Make You Scream and Run... for all the wrong reasons Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:00 pm
Rizale wrote:
Killer Pussy. You heard that right. It's a Japanese movie that came out in 2004. Pretty much it's about a flesh eating fish that burrows in to a woman's vagina and lives there, controlling her and, well, eating people. But the movie is pretty much a slut fest with terribad actors and horrible cgi. The fish is retarded looking.
In the same generic vein, I offer Teeth. It's about a young girl with an enormenous forehead who is very prim, especially in regards to sex - she has a purity ring, and gives Abstaining For Dummies on high schools, stuff like that - and yet she has this awful affliction, called vagina dentata: she teeth in her vagina and while the movie gives us no direct explanation for this unnatural oddity, the establishing shots of the town's resident nuclear power plant might give us a clue. Despite numerous heavy subjects - such as rape, a mother suffering from leukemia, peer pressure and the occasional shot of a cut-off penis here and there - the movie is awesome. Seriously, go see it: you'll be in stitches, because the entire thing is just so... so weird. I can't figure out if it's supposed to be taken seriously or as a parody, if it's a cautionary tale about sex or just pretty cavalier about the whole thing, if it's women-empowerment or degredation, because it's just so bizarre. It's awesome, though: just watch this (slightly NWS) clip and be convinced.
Chris91 Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 57 Location : Salem, Mass., USA
Subject: Re: Horror Movies Which Make You Scream and Run... for all the wrong reasons Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:08 pm
Rizale wrote:
Fairlight wrote:
Sounds like a seventies exploitation horror flick.
That's... Pretty much what it was. It was an excuse for bad porn. And two guys got their dicks bitten off. D: Sad thing is, none of the actors or actresses were very attractive. They were like bargain bin actors.
Sounds like it.
Maximilia My spoon is too big.
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 50 Location : South Dakota
Subject: Re: Horror Movies Which Make You Scream and Run... for all the wrong reasons Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:49 am
M. Night Shyamalan. No, seriously. His first movie, most people agree, was pretty good, or at least "ok"... that movie being 'The Sixth Sense'. And while I personally got a kick out of 'Unbreakable', the rest of his movies took a sharp downward spike. It's like he started off on top of his career, and is plummeting downwards. The latest one... 'The Happening' is...well, horrible. And not that suspenseful. And really damn dull.
I don't even know if I should consider his movies 'horror'--they're more thriller, yea? But they all tend to have that thread of supernatural in them, and I've seen them listed as horror in other sections, so I'm putting it here, for lack of a better place.
Delcat Good old-fashioned nightmare fuel
Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 36 Location : Underestimating the power of soup
Subject: Re: Horror Movies Which Make You Scream and Run... for all the wrong reasons Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:24 am
I feel sorry for Shymalan, really. He started off with his best film and he's been trying to live up to that image ever since.
Does excuse The Happening, though.
theweirdkind Bastion of Sanity
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 34 Location : The Land of Strangeness
Subject: Re: Horror Movies Which Make You Scream and Run... for all the wrong reasons Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:37 am
Boogeyman was just stupid. I remember seeing it in theaters and some of my friends almost got kicked out because they were making fun of it the whole time. It wasn't scary at all. I think the only time I jumped was when the bird committed suicide on the guy's windshield.
Melissa Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 45
Subject: Re: Horror Movies Which Make You Scream and Run... for all the wrong reasons Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:35 am
You can tell this movie is going to suck. It has a bottle on the poster! (Ducks while people throw things at her for making such a godawful pun.)
OK, here's the trailer for Grace. It's in theaters now, but I haven't seen it in my area. It's probably gonna be on video in less than a month. [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
kryceksangel
Join date : 2009-10-21 Location : Oregon
Subject: Re: Horror Movies Which Make You Scream and Run... for all the wrong reasons Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:12 pm
I absolutely hated Rod Zombie's Halloween. You should not mess with a classic. I'm only glad he's not touching my favorite horror movie Halloween 4.
Maximilia My spoon is too big.
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 50 Location : South Dakota
Subject: Re: Horror Movies Which Make You Scream and Run... for all the wrong reasons Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:51 pm
kryceksangel wrote:
I absolutely hated Rod Zombie's Halloween. You should not mess with a classic. I'm only glad he's not touching my favorite horror movie Halloween 4.
Ehhh... I liked the first of Zombie's Halloween. The second one, however... eeesh.
Delcat Good old-fashioned nightmare fuel
Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 36 Location : Underestimating the power of soup
Subject: Re: Horror Movies Which Make You Scream and Run... for all the wrong reasons Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:10 am
Wasn't the second one totally unrelated to...anything? Or was that the third? I'm less up on Halloween than I am on the Elm Street series.
Maximilia My spoon is too big.
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 50 Location : South Dakota
Subject: Re: Horror Movies Which Make You Scream and Run... for all the wrong reasons Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:17 am
The third Halloween was totally unrelated to anything Michael Myers, yes. It was called "Halloween: Season of the Witch" or something like that. The premise--other than John Carpenter didn't want any more sequels--was that Michael Myers wasn't the only weird/supernatural thing happening in Haddonfield.
Harley Quinn hyenaholic Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-12 Age : 39 Location : Taking that picture...
Subject: Re: Horror Movies Which Make You Scream and Run... for all the wrong reasons Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:27 pm
Ghost Ship
About a guy who's cursed to use gold as bait for killing people on ships and ferrying around their souls. Or something. And a ghost ship.
Not the very, very worst film you'll ever see, but unbearably DULL, with about a million plotholes, and a really, REALLY apalling ending that SCREAMS "Insert Sequel Here" but never got around to it, thank GOD.
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