Crappy Comic Covers

I am starting this thread just because I want awful book covers and awful comic covers separate. The awful covers thread before was pretty friggin huge, so yeah.

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X-Men Ronin cover with "Storm". Nothing says bestseller like underboob and short-shorts.

In her later years Storm learned to hide her anorexia by wearing a more conservative costume.

Also, where the hell is her neck? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Urd called. She DOESN'T want her costume back. Even she doesn't like it.

Uh... why's her skin red?

Roo wrote:

Uh... why's her skin red?

Same reason her eyes are... uh.... yellow?

WTF?

Shit, THAT'S Storm? I couldn't even tell if it was human.

Okay, X-Men aren't human but Storm is generally supposed to look it.

Reepicheep-chan wrote:

Roo wrote:

Uh... why's her skin red?

Same reason her eyes are... uh.... yellow?

WTF?

Because whoever was doing the coloring apparently was incapable of getting the right shade of brown for her skin, so she ended up looking like she's got a second-degree sunburn.

Don't know about the eyes, but they should be blue.

On the other hand, the artwork looks a LOT like manga, so it doesn't really surprise me she doesn't look like herself, given that she appears to have turned into a thirteen-year-old girl as well.