The Snark-A-Thon

Let's get in the spirit of old GAFF- with an ongoing contest. Back in the day, the snark flowed like beer on happy hour. People were good snarkers because they did it often. See, having a sense of humor helps but if you're... prolific, you're bound to improve. Unless you're quamp.

So this month, starting Tuesday, 10/20, dig up twenty badfics and snark them. Snark them well. It's a marathon, do you have the endurance? It ends on 11/20 and whoever makes it to 20 snarks by then gets a custom title and honor as ONE BADASS SNARKER. There are going to be multiple winners, if you make it you deserve some kind of prize anyway.

Now get to it. Good things come to those who work.

Link the threads you post in here so it'd be easier to keep track. Snark anything. Team the fuck up. Doesn't matter man, DO YOU HAVE THE STAMINA. DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES.

That said, I'll be sticking raw eggs in the blender. And participating, of course

1. Do I Look Fat To You?- Farfalla Episode One
   
2. Cum Gibson
   
3. Beyond Amazement, Chapter 4
   
4. THE RETURN OF GOZER
   
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Nihilist wrote:

Let's get in the spirit of old GAFF- with an ongoing contest. Back in the day, the snark flowed like beer on happy hour. People were good snarkers because they did it often. See, having a sense of humor helps but if you're... prolific, you're bound to improve.

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Quamp

Dibs on quamp.

ETA: Except for this, which I will gladly bequeath to Cyberwulf.

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1.) have u ebeh heardz uv clozin a gddaned doorz?
2.) Ham it up a bit
3.) Remember who?
4.) Same shit, different story
5.) Billy likes it... Moist
6.) A Tales of Two Species, or How Vampires Survive a Zombie Apocalypse
7.) Mary Sue Dies and Becomes a Sparkling Ghost
8.) A Nyghtmare on Crystale Lake
9.) It's Madness I tell you, Madness!
10.) The Princess and the Freak
11.) ~*~Saw Revised!~*~
12.) In a world which should really have an announcer...
13.) How much wangst can fit into one story?
14.) Jealousy? Nah, a different green eyed monster
15.) Drunken Kisses =/= rape!
16.) How are we different?--a love story
17.) Won't you give me something to barf in?
18.) Violent Carressess ~*~stabbity, stabbity!~*~
19.) I wish I could Obliviate this fic...
20.) If all of television were like this, I bet the ratings would go through the roof...

I'd do this if I wasn't doing NaNoWriMo in November. Maybe I'll do a few before the end of this month as a warm-up.

*Cracks knuckles*

1.) Combustion
2.) Ignition
3.) Baby Mine
4.) Sparkplug: Child of the Universe
5.) Forever and Always My Baby You Will Be
6.) Tanked
7.) Ghostbusters: The Return of Gozer (Audio)
8.) Ensnovelotoris Amateuris
9.) Dystopia; Meet Sparkles
10.) Such is Life: The Spark, Part 1
11.) Such is Life: The Spark, Part 2
12.) Such is Life: The Spark, Part 3
13.) Such is Life: The Spark, Part 4
14.) Such is Life: The Breed
15.) Lets Romantacize this Psychological Horror AKA Pyramid Head Part 1
16.) Let's Romantacize this Psychological Horror AKA Pyramid Head Part 2
17.) Brainwaves
18.) Brainwaves Part 2
19.) Brainwaves Part 3
20.) Brainwaves Part 4

1: "Bebop's Gone WILD!"
2: "In The Hands Of Fate"
3: "What If Kamina Had Lived?"
4: "Dangerous bad vampires on loose"
5: Nephilim Lamehameha w/ Delcat
6: "Promise Of A Distant Past"
7: "The More The Merrier"
8: "Nintendo Fan's Lust"
9: "Torso" w/ Delcat
10: Excerpts from "Lesbian Land 2250"
11: "What's Q Pussycat" w/ Doc, Weird, and that one other kid
12: "Brenda & Julie"
13: House Of Succubus w/ Delcat
14: "Ghostbusters- The Return Of Gozer" (Audio)
15: Femboy School, Chapter 3 w/ Inkweaver & Delcat
16: The Hunter w/ Delcat
17: The Popular Girl, Part 7
18: Sonichu 01 w/ Mafi
19: The Popular Girl, Part 9
20: Anal Fantasy w/ Delcat

1: The Vampire John Lennon part I
2: Team Valley Girl 2
3: Do I Look Fat To You?
4: Merlock Holmes and the Adventure of Three Too Many Injections of Cocaine
5: My Wild and Raunchy Son
6: The Vampire John Lennon part II
7: What's Q Pussycat?
8: ghostbusters the return of gozer
9: Bluebelle chapter 5
10: Let's Romanticize Pyramid Head
11: Hamlet and the Pirates
12: Dystopia, meet Sparkles
13: My Wild and Raunchy Son part II
14: Destination Saturn
15: The Walking Talking Tongue
16: The Walking Talking Tongue 2
17: Destination Saturn part II
18: When I think Monty Python, I think GAY RAPE
19: Let's Romanticize Pyramid Head II
20: Let's Romanticize Pyramid Head III

YEAAAAH BOIII

Oh man, count me in, Nih. Great idea.

1 Ginny is the Family Whore
2 Erin Fallowthorn aka Delcat. At least she's dedicated?
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Let's see if I can do this shit.

1 Beyond Amazement starring Bluebelle!
2 Q is a Cat with Zeiss and Doc
3 Let's Romanticize Pyramid Head with Doc and Skillet
4 Dystopia, meet Sparkles with Doc, Skillet, and Mythandriel
5 Pyramid Head Chp. 2 with Doc, Skillet, and Myth
6 Pyramid Head Chp. 3 with Doc, Skillet, and Myth
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Why, if this doesn't start on my birthday. :lolinsane:


1.) Not A Monster
2.) Clarice (Do You Burn?)
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Nihilist, if you're sure my Cirque du Freak snark counts...

1) Fresh edition of Darren Shan snark
2) And another one
3) An Unusual Sex Toy
4) Nephilim Lamedh: Hell Is Other Dickgirls (joint with Zeiss)
5) Green With Envy: A Fic Filled With RAAAAAAAGE
6) You Give Love a Bad Name (joint with my sister)
7) Torso: He Loves Me Like a Rock! (joint with Zeiss)
8:) Beast and the Harlots: I'm having kittens over this one, and so is Tifa (NWS)
9) House of Succubus: AND LEWDNESS (joint with Zeiss)
10) Our Halloween: In which Del is even stupider than usual for some reason what the fuck (NWS)
11) A Very Trigger Halloween: In which there is a zombie apocalypse and a truckload of awful sex (NWS) (revision of journal snark)
12) When I'm gone (as introduction to TBoneTony thread)
13) New Darren Shan snark
14) The Devil Plays With Dolls: Because Vampires Are Cooler Than IC-ness
15) New edition of Femboy School (joint with Inky and Zeiss)
16) Drugs Are Like That (The Hunter) (joint with Zeiss)
17) Redemption: In which Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes has a mental breakdown or...something
18) She Never Was: A very special episode from the vaults of Del's hard drive (FFVII, dubiously WS)
19) Moar Darren Shan
20) Anal Fantasy (joint with Zeiss)

No promises, mind, this semester is hell right now, but I'll do my best.

10/31: HALFWAY THERE GAIZ
11/08: NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH-NAH

Fuck the force is not strong enough with me. But I will snark a few things.

I'll probably lose interest after 3 hours, but after finding two damned fine candidates in under twenty minutes, I'll give it a whirl. Nice way to boost New Releases Nilly.

1) Kisses and Angels
2) DOOM DEMONS PEPLE ARE ATTACK
3) SUPERMAN AND STALIN THE LOVE STORY
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1. "The Bargain" -- an edited-down version of a snark I originally did for Deleterius.
2. "Supergirl Fallen" -- had heaps of trouble finishing sporking this one...
3. "Raping Little Suzy" -- since it's original fiction, I posted it in, well, Original Fiction. But I'm still counting it here unless told otherwise. Hey, a spork's a spork.
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So did ye all ignore the start date or what?

Cyberwulf wrote:

So did ye all ignore the start date or what?

You mean people actually meet contest date requirements here?

Verandering wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

So did ye all ignore the start date or what?

You mean people actually meet contest date requirements here?

More and more my expression IRL matches my avatar's.

Cyberwulf wrote:

Verandering wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

So did ye all ignore the start date or what?

You mean people actually meet contest date requirements here?

More and more my expression IRL matches my avatar's.

Start... date...? What is this madness?

Verandering wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

So did ye all ignore the start date or what?

You mean people actually meet contest date requirements here?

...oops.

Well I have lectures most of the day tomorrow and didn't want people getting a head start.

I completely ignored the start date, on purpose, because I know my snarking will go dramatically down in November. If I finish, then I'll start again at the top, to make up the difference.

Cyberwulf wrote:

Verandering wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

So did ye all ignore the start date or what?

You mean people actually meet contest date requirements here?

More and more my expression IRL matches my avatar's.

New Releases sure is bustling, isn't it? God forbid we discuss fan fiction. :lolinsane:

Woof. I suck at snarkage in general, and timelines in particular, but what the hell.

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Oh, Noes: I am behind. Never fear, I shall perservere!
1.What's Q, Pussycat (with Weird and DPS)
2. New World Order I: A planets Corupption Chapters 1 & 2
3. New World Order I: A planets Corupption Chapters 3
4. Dramatic Reading
5. Dan Brown thing chapter 1
6. Rose Potter 1, Chapters 1-5
7. Rose Potter 1, Chapter 6
8. 1984/Twilight Crossover
9. Rose Potter 1, Chapter 7
10. Weirds Silent Hill fic, chapter 2
11. Weirds Silent Hill fic, Chapter 3
12. Grievous in Leather Pants, Chapter 1
13. Grievous in Leather Pants, Chapter 2
14. Grievous in Leather Pants, Chapter 3
15. Grievous in Leather Pants, Chapter 4
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